Embarrassing *stoner* moments.

[winter rat]

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

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Yep, so just post embarrassing moments you had when you were stoned, on pot. Not drunk, sober or any other drug.

The world is not high enough" James B.

 

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

ummmmm
I coughedinto the ice bong
because I couldn't tell how much smoke
I was gettingD:
weed flew on peopleD:  

[Just Neva]

The other day my parents were fixing a broken cigarette and I thought they had rolled a joint because I only got a glimpse of the cigarette.
So I scurry on across the kitchen all excited and stuff and then my mom and dad start saying stuff and making funny of me.


I felt quite sheepish.


"You baa-a-ad boy"

-Genie from Aladdin  

[Obiwan katokey]

Just Neva

The other day my parents were fixing a broken cigarette and I thought they had rolled a joint because I only got a glimpse of the cigarette.
So I scurry on across the kitchen all excited and stuff and then my mom and dad start saying stuff and making funny of me.


I felt quite sheepish.


"You baa-a-ad boy"

-Genie from Aladdin

rofl rofl rofl rofl lolololololololol making funny of you  

[Obiwan katokey]

one time i was walking through a housing development with some friends and i was holding a pipe with a bowl of white rhino in it. once we found a suitable spot to smoke i went to hand the pipe to my friend and i discovered that even though i had my thumb over the bowl the entire time i had somehow managed to lose the pot. crying he was like "*****!!! you lost the last bowl of white rhino!!! now we aint got nothing to smoke!!!" i was soo pissed at myself.  

[red rabbiit]

uhmm well i have this metal piece and obviously when youre sober you know the bowl head is going to get reallllly hot after smoking for a bit. but we were stoned out of our minds, and i grabbed it by the head, i didnt notice til like 10 seconds of holding it lol!  

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

I made a ghetto vaporizer out of a lightbulb,
and after taking a hit,
I placed it down on my calf,
and was to stoned to realize
I was burning a hole in my leg
until after I smelled somethin funny
which was about after 50 seconds-a minuet
I had a slightly irregular circle
burned into my calf
and it was a little bloody
and disgusting
I have a gnarly scar.
but that was like, over 5 months ago  

[Just Neva]

drunkenhomer

Just Neva

The other day my parents were fixing a broken cigarette and I thought they had rolled a joint because I only got a glimpse of the cigarette.
So I scurry on across the kitchen all excited and stuff and then my mom and dad start saying stuff and making funny of me.


I felt quite sheepish.


"You baa-a-ad boy"

-Genie from Aladdin

rofl rofl rofl rofl lolololololololol making funny of you

oh gosh, I am a silly goose  

[Snow White Jinx]

l u c i d x d r e a m s

ummmmm
I coughedinto the ice bong
because I couldn't tell how much smoke
I was gettingD:
weed flew on peopleD:

At least it was only weed flying on people. A few years ago my husband bought a new bong, brought it over to a friends house and one of our lightweight friends who barely ever smokes decided he wanted to smoke that night, he takes his first hit off the bong, gets more smoke than his lungs can handle, coughs into the bong and sends the bowl and the weed flying along with showering everyone near him with bong water. The pot was never found and the bowl shattered into hundreds of pieces, but luckily it was only the 3rd hit ever taken out of the bong so the bong water wasn't hella nasty.

My embarrassing moments are mainly just me getting confused and saying something stupid. The most recent one I can recall was a week or so ago. It was really late and I was really high and my friend started talking about the newest Fast & Furious movie and how he'd heard mixed reviews. I've seen the newest one and I liked it a lot but for some reason I completely forgot about it and thought he was talking about the Fast & Furious Tokoyo Drift movie, which I didn't really care for that much. So I was sitting there telling him why I didn't care for it, I went on for about 5 minutes and the whole time he's trying to understand and trying to get me to explain better but I won't go into too much detail, affraid I'll ruin the movie for him, and but he's confused as hell and its obvious he has no clue what I'm talking about as I go on and on about what I disliked about it and then in the middle of my rant a commercial comes on TV for the newest one and I realize we had been talking about 2 completely different movies.  

[Obiwan katokey]

Just Neva

drunkenhomer

Just Neva

The other day my parents were fixing a broken cigarette and I thought they had rolled a joint because I only got a glimpse of the cigarette.
So I scurry on across the kitchen all excited and stuff and then my mom and dad start saying stuff and making funny of me.


I felt quite sheepish.


"You baa-a-ad boy"

-Genie from Aladdin

rofl rofl rofl rofl lolololololololol making funny of you

oh gosh, I am a silly goose

yes. you are. and im high...really high  

[winter rat]

Snow White Jinx

l u c i d x d r e a m s

ummmmm
I coughedinto the ice bong
because I couldn't tell how much smoke
I was gettingD:
weed flew on peopleD:

At least it was only weed flying on people. A few years ago my husband bought a new bong, brought it over to a friends house and one of our lightweight friends who barely ever smokes decided he wanted to smoke that night, he takes his first hit off the bong, gets more smoke than his lungs can handle, coughs into the bong and sends the bowl and the weed flying along with showering everyone near him with bong water. The pot was never found and the bowl shattered into hundreds of pieces, but luckily it was only the 3rd hit ever taken out of the bong so the bong water wasn't hella nasty.

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

Oh, wooow. D: I would had been rather pissed, since it's new and all. But can't really blame him, you know? Lightweights are usually not use to bongs and they way they hit, usually lightweights are use to smoking a bowl or a joint.

The world is not high enough" James B.

 

[K to the Tizzle]

uhm I ate a bowl of what I thought was chili...
Then I found out it was spagetti sauce. xd
I even put crackers in it...

I've also said a lot of stupid s**t.
I usually mess up words and mix them around.
like one time I said "fry flee!" ( instead of fly free )

And the most embarassing was like my 2nd time getting high.
I couldn't tie my shoes...
I looked up and titled my head down and said "please tie them for me" to my friend. he laughed so hard. xd  

[Just Neva]

Miria Katie

uhm I ate a bowl of what I thought was chili...
Then I found out it was spagetti sauce. xd
I even put crackers in it...

I've also said a lot of stupid s**t.
I usually mess up words and mix them around.
like one time I said "fry flee!" ( instead of fly free )

And the most embarassing was like my 2nd time getting high.
I couldn't tie my shoes...
I looked up and titled my head down and said "please tie them for me" to my friend. he laughed so hard. xd

that's so freakin' cute...I can almost imagine it.  

[Propaganda Americana]

A while ago I put the lighter in my mouth and tried to lite it with my pipe. xp

 

[Obiwan katokey]

yesterday i was out of hookah coals so i decided to try using a lighter instead and i repeatedly put the lighter in my mouth and tried to light the bowl with the hose.