Planning on buying a Hummer soon?

[Floyd]

Why not get one with a free rifle of your choice?

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2009/08/america_a_chesterfield_hummer_dealership_sells_assault_rifles.php

America, ******** Yeah!  

[Fresnel]

Not really.



Also, "Caltec pistol": hilarious rip-off brand, or inexcusable mistake?  

[Floyd]

Yeah, if you read the fine print, your 'free' choices are abysmal. I would most likely avoid the H2 and H3 models, based on Chevy/GMC trucks. Looks can be deceiving.

But that wall of rifles and a 60 acre test area in the back are mighty fine in my book.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Desert_Fox_Rommel

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.

Same here. My dad seems to think they've become collector's items due to rarity, though.  

[Fresnel]

Requiem in Mortis

Desert_Fox_Rommel

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.

Same here. My dad seems to think they've become collector's items due to rarity, though.

I hear the original GM Hummer, while not as good, is at least halfway there. The H2 is a gigantic soccer mom p***s.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Fresnel

Requiem in Mortis

Desert_Fox_Rommel

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.

Same here. My dad seems to think they've become collector's items due to rarity, though.

I hear the original GM Hummer, while not as good, is at least halfway there. The H2 is a gigantic soccer mom p***s.

The H1 looks like a dumbed-down Humvee. The H2 and H3 ARE gigantic soccer-mom penises. I've seen so many of those things become lawn ornaments, because the idiots that bought them can't afford the gas.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

Requiem in Mortis

Fresnel

Requiem in Mortis

Desert_Fox_Rommel

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.

Same here. My dad seems to think they've become collector's items due to rarity, though.

I hear the original GM Hummer, while not as good, is at least halfway there. The H2 is a gigantic soccer mom p***s.

The H1 looks like a dumbed-down Humvee. The H2 and H3 ARE gigantic soccer-mom penises. I've seen so many of those things become lawn ornaments, because the idiots that bought them can't afford the gas.

I've heard the military issue ones can run on damn near any kind of liquid fuel.  

[Fresnel]

Desert_Fox_Rommel

Requiem in Mortis

Fresnel

Requiem in Mortis

Desert_Fox_Rommel

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.

Same here. My dad seems to think they've become collector's items due to rarity, though.

I hear the original GM Hummer, while not as good, is at least halfway there. The H2 is a gigantic soccer mom p***s.

The H1 looks like a dumbed-down Humvee. The H2 and H3 ARE gigantic soccer-mom penises. I've seen so many of those things become lawn ornaments, because the idiots that bought them can't afford the gas.

I've heard the military issue ones can run on damn near any kind of liquid fuel.

They've got a new add-on that converts the humid exhaust into dry exhaust and potable water. That's ******** awesome, and I totally want one. You get, like, one gallon per hour of running the engine, but it's better than nothing!.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

Fresnel

Desert_Fox_Rommel

Requiem in Mortis

Fresnel

Requiem in Mortis

Desert_Fox_Rommel

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.

Same here. My dad seems to think they've become collector's items due to rarity, though.

I hear the original GM Hummer, while not as good, is at least halfway there. The H2 is a gigantic soccer mom p***s.

The H1 looks like a dumbed-down Humvee. The H2 and H3 ARE gigantic soccer-mom penises. I've seen so many of those things become lawn ornaments, because the idiots that bought them can't afford the gas.

I've heard the military issue ones can run on damn near any kind of liquid fuel.

They've got a new add-on that converts the humid exhaust into dry exhaust and potable water. That's ******** awesome, and I totally want one. You get, like, one gallon per hour of running the engine, but it's better than nothing!.

Really? That's amazing.  

[Kuuhaku-shou]

Requiem in Mortis

Desert_Fox_Rommel

If I could get a military surplus humvee I would. I don't want a crappy civilian hummer though.

Same here. My dad seems to think they've become collector's items due to rarity, though.

"So this is how liberty dies..."

Unfortunately, none of us will probably NEVER get one because the president is ascared that the civilians will hold the power. THE HUMVEE IS THE s**t. [Seriously, whoever made the civilian one, his brain is made of s**t.]

"... with thunderous applause."
Padme Amidala, SW Episode III: RoTS

 

[Maddness91]

JME

I'm a cryin'-over-Kennedy liberal as much as the rest of y'all, but y'know what? I'm down for this. Cause when the nuclear apocalypse comes we're all gonna want a Hummer and a gun, and now I only have to make one stop on... my way to the survivors camp. F all y'all, I ain't takin' no s**t offa some radioactive zombies.
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 26 2009 @ 2:46PM

ok, which one of you is this? stare  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Maddness91

JME

I'm a cryin'-over-Kennedy liberal as much as the rest of y'all, but y'know what? I'm down for this. Cause when the nuclear apocalypse comes we're all gonna want a Hummer and a gun, and now I only have to make one stop on... my way to the survivors camp. F all y'all, I ain't takin' no s**t offa some radioactive zombies.
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 26 2009 @ 2:46PM

ok, which one of you is this? stare

That reminds me, I honored Kennedy yesterday.

By listening to The Dead Kennedys.  

[Inquisitor Brock]

I read about that in the paper. Finally, I can tell all of you to go ******** yourselves, cause this one is in my state.

Bastards.

I'm gonna go there before long.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Another Hummer Versus



Hummer failed again.
Bus needs a new paint job.