The Bro Code

[The Awesome Joker]

Me and my friends joke around and say we follow the Bro Code and I was wondering if anyone knew any of the rules or whatever?  

[KiShi - Forum Helper -]

There are four rules I heard from the Bro Code: 1) Bros before hoes. 2) A bro can't sleep with another bro's mother, but he can sleep with a bro's step mom if she's hot(there was more but I forgot so this is general) 3)A bro can't look another bro in the eyes during a devil's three way (which involves two men) and 4) No sex with your bro's ex.
I hope this was knowledgable and I don't get kicked out of the guild. wink  

[qbal99]

i think that there's a bro code book  

[The Awesome Joker]

qbal99

i think that there's a bro code book

Are you serious? Do you have any idea where i can get it?  

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The Awesome Joker

qbal99

i think that there's a bro code book

Are you serious? Do you have any idea where i can get it?

There is indeed. Check it!

http://www.amazon.com/Bro-Code-Barney-Stinson/dp/143911000X

I'm not even a bro and I'm seriously considering buying this. Hahaha.  

[The Awesome Joker]

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The Awesome Joker

qbal99

i think that there's a bro code book

Are you serious? Do you have any idea where i can get it?

There is indeed. Check it!

http://www.amazon.com/Bro-Code-Barney-Stinson/dp/143911000X

I'm not even a bro and I'm seriously considering buying this. Hahaha.

Thats awesome!I didnt know there was such thing as a brocabulary!  

[Sora VioGreen]

Oh my gosh, my mom found that book at our Public Library and brought it home for us to read. XD, it's amazing.  

[The Awesome Joker]

SoraLight-vmkcff

Oh my gosh, my mom found that book at our Public Library and brought it home for us to read. XD, it's amazing.

Lucky my library or any library around me doesn't have it  

[Chickeloo]

Wow, that is amazing! My library system has it *places hold* Now I wait...  

[nancelot]

i wish my library was that awesome... anyway there's some bro code rules toward the end of the page here: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/community/barney_blog/index.php  

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I owe my library 100 bucks.. damnit! stare  

[CarmzCookie]

Do not sleep with your best friend's ex gf.  

[riffedguitarist]

Sure, there's the book of The Bro Code... but there's also the audiobook, which is narrated by none other than Barney Stinson. It's Legen-wait for it. And I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the next word is-DARY! Legendary! All 150 articles of the code Bros must adhere to.  

[Yunnie97]

bro code

article 1 bros before host

article 89 mom of a bro is always off limits but but a step mom of a bro is fair game if she instates and or is wearing one article of leopard clothing

article 34bros can't make eye contact during a devils three way(two dudes)

article ? no sex with your bros ex

probably more than 100  

[Yunnie97]

Yunnie97

bro code

article 1 bros before host

article 89 mom of a bro is always off limits but but a step mom of a bro is fair game if she instates and or is wearing one article of leopard clothing

article 34bros can't make eye contact during a devils three way(two dudes)

article ? no sex with your bros ex

probably more than 100

there more

article 87 a bro must at all times say yes

article 29 a bro will at a timely matter alert his bro to a existence of a girl fight

article 53 a bro will when ever possible provide his bro with protection(condoms)