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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:28 pm
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I once was like you... Troubled! Confused! But then I saw it! I saw the light as it came down upon me! It shone down as holy as a light could ever be. It spoke to me, Hawkbri. It told me to "go fourth, my brother!" To go forth and receive His word!
I did just that. The light...It told me what I had to do and I did it without question. With a searing hot plate and a knife, I spread GOLD unto His tablets! Tablets that would hold His IMAGE. An image so beautiful it dazzles all who see it! Hallelujah! Then I saw it! Once the tablets of the earth touched His searing plate of truth, I knew I had done what was asked of me.
But I am not alone, brother! You to can take part in His goodness! His graces so sweet to the lips it is undeniably divinity itself! Yes, go forth Hawkbri, and spread His image far and wide! For it is the truth! Amen, Brotha Hawkbri!
And you can get not one, but TWO plates! TWO Plates that can give unto thee the righteousness that He is always abundant of! All for the low price of Twenty Nine dollars and ninety nine cents!
Do it for more than just me, do it for Him and receive worship with every meal!
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Go forth, Brother! This shall show you the way!
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:49 pm
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[-Erik-] I'm extremely skeptical about this spiritual mumbo-jumbo.
How do people know it's a spirit/spirtis of certain creature (be it mythological or not) and not just an adrenaline rush going right through the brain.
Of course, you haven't got to explain, nobody does, people usually opt for skipping this part. (Note that I'm not trying to be mean at all with this, just light hearted fun.)
*Gets out his patented scientifically proven spiritometer!* Yes, I'm getting some interesting readings here... All backed by facts, of course. Yes! Yes! I got the bugger analyzed!
Thank goodness we invented these spiritual studying doohickey devices. They totally make studying the supernatural easy. 3nodding Oh, the mysteries of life, death, and everything after and inbetween that these babies have solved. Isn't it wonderful to be living in a world where science can analyze and study the supernatural, rather than some crazy world were, you know, it can't even broach the subject?
(Though scientists certainly try hard! They got their little anthropologists and sociologists out there. They even got people who study religion for a living who put it all in these neat little categories like monotheism and polytheism. They still haven't invented that spiritometer though. sad )
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:07 am
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Garek Maxwell [-Erik-] I'm extremely skeptical about this spiritual mumbo-jumbo.
How do people know it's a spirit/spirtis of certain creature (be it mythological or not) and not just an adrenaline rush going right through the brain.
Of course, you haven't got to explain, nobody does, people usually opt for skipping this part. (Note that I'm not trying to be mean at all with this, just light hearted fun.) *Gets out his patented scientifically proven spiritometer!* Yes, I'm getting some interesting readings here... All backed by facts, of course. Yes! Yes! I got the bugger analyzed! Thank goodness we invented these spiritual studying doohickey devices. They totally make studying the supernatural easy. 3nodding Oh, the mysteries of life, death, and everything after and inbetween that these babies have solved. Isn't it wonderful to be living in a world where science can analyze and study the supernatural, rather than some crazy world were, you know, it can't even broach the subject? (Though scientists certainly try hard! They got their little anthropologists and sociologists out there. They even got people who study religion for a living who put it all in these neat little categories like monotheism and polytheism. They still haven't invented that spiritometer though. sad ) Oh, but the Church Of Scientology® have a weird device that measures your soul, or something like that.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:48 am
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[-Erik-] Garek Maxwell [-Erik-] I'm extremely skeptical about this spiritual mumbo-jumbo.
How do people know it's a spirit/spirtis of certain creature (be it mythological or not) and not just an adrenaline rush going right through the brain.
Of course, you haven't got to explain, nobody does, people usually opt for skipping this part. (Note that I'm not trying to be mean at all with this, just light hearted fun.) *Gets out his patented scientifically proven spiritometer!* Yes, I'm getting some interesting readings here... All backed by facts, of course. Yes! Yes! I got the bugger analyzed! Thank goodness we invented these spiritual studying doohickey devices. They totally make studying the supernatural easy. 3nodding Oh, the mysteries of life, death, and everything after and inbetween that these babies have solved. Isn't it wonderful to be living in a world where science can analyze and study the supernatural, rather than some crazy world were, you know, it can't even broach the subject? (Though scientists certainly try hard! They got their little anthropologists and sociologists out there. They even got people who study religion for a living who put it all in these neat little categories like monotheism and polytheism. They still haven't invented that spiritometer though. sad ) Oh, but the Church Of Scientology® have a weird device that measures your soul, or something like that.
lol yea, it wieghs how much money you put on it then tell you how spiritual you are XD
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:01 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:46 pm
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