holy first born son of the Elder God

[Samt03]

This guild is moving fast. eek  

[Chryssta]

Yeah, it's hard to keep up with what thread said what and who said what in what thread... It's like a game of hide and seek...  

[Chryssta]

Wait a second! The Elder God (calamari) doesn't have any sons!  

[Samt03]

rofl  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Who would mate with that thing?  

[lilwriter23]

Lieutenant Turel

Who would mate with that thing?

Another giant squid? Moebius?  

[Bluetabbycat]

lilwriter23

Lieutenant Turel

Who would mate with that thing?

Another giant squid? Moebius?

UUUuuuuhhhh!!! Bad mental images! gonk Gay tentical porn! xp  

[lilwriter23]

Quote:

UUUuuuuhhhh!!! Bad mental images! gonk Gay tentical porn! xp

Eww...good point. Maybe he just adopted.  

[Bluetabbycat]

lilwriter23

Quote:

UUUuuuuhhhh!!! Bad mental images! gonk Gay tentical porn! xp

Eww...good point. Maybe he just adopted.

The Elder God? Adopting? Out of the goodness and kindness of his heart? I don't see that happening somehow... The adoptee would probably run away at the first oppartunity anyway... ninja  

[lilwriter23]

I figured he'd adopt a child and brainwash it. But yea...the kid would run like heck  

[Samt03]

Unless the kid was blind and couldn't see him...

Besides, where do you think Sluagh really come from? They're probably his children.  

[Bluetabbycat]

*shudders* Yeah, you're probably right...  

[Lord Dumah]

Squid man has puppets that he thinks are kids  

[lilwriter23]

I can't imagine being raised by a squid...especially because my grandmother cooks them every week for supper.  

[Bluetabbycat]

Heehee... I can just imagine an old woman sneaking up on the Elder God and sliceing a bit off, and then scurrying off once a week... And the EG going, "Dammit! Why can I never catch that old woman!" and shaking a tenticle in her direction as she dissapears off into the distance...