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Okay, so I used to be really big on writing fanfiction, and I submit my work to foreverfandom.com. However, a while ago, I decided that I wanted to do a songfic, so I did. I just got a review to sumbit it to MuggleNet under their song stuff, and I was wondering what you all thought.
So, here it is:
"My Band" by D12
Pottertized
Harry
I don't know dude..
I think everyone is all jealous and crap 'cause I'm like..
The most important player on the Quidditch team..
And, I think everyone's got a problem with me, dude..
And, they need to take it up with me after the game..
Because..
These people don't even know the position I play..
But, guys are all on me like they think I'm gay..
'Cause once I catch the Snitch, my team will obey..
All because I keep my the Gryffindors at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay. At baaaaaay. At baaaay, yeah.
So, I get off the field right, drop the broom
Walk up to these hot Ravenclaws and I'm all like,
'Sup Ravies, my name's Harry Potter.
I'm the Seeker on my Quidditch team, baby.'
They're all like, 'Oh my god it's him!'
'Becky, oh my fricking god it's the boy-who-lived!'
'I swear to fricking god, Harry, you fricking rock!'
'Please, Harry please, let me hold your Firebolt?!'
Now, rest of the team' getting jealous
Especially when I catch the Snitch in under five minutes
All the Gryffies, Ravies, and Huffs start yellin' and all the hot babes
Throwing there parchment and their quills and their ink on the field
So, it' like every single practice, they pick a fight with me
And, when we fight it's kinda like Quidditch rivalry
Cause their back on the field the next night with me
Dude, I just think their tryin' to stel the light from me
Cause yesterday George tried to pull his wand on me
Cause I told him that Cho Chang is my wife to be
This Boy Who Lived crap, it's the life for me
And all the other players just ignore me
Because..
These people don't even know the position I play..
But, guys are all on me like they think I'm gay..
Cause once I catch the Snitch, my team will obey..
All because I keep the Gryffindors at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay. At baaaaaay. At baaaay, yeah.
George
You just wanna see a Beater backwards, don't you?
Hey, dad how come we don't got money like Harry do?
Smash these clubs and get a real job
But, we on the field and he's in the Common Room.
You dont want my autograph, you's a liar
And, no I'm George (Oh, I thought you was Fred Weasley)
And what the hell is wrong with our Locker Room
Cause the crap is looking smaller than Harry's Snitch
See, I know how to play Quidditch, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Gilderoy Lockhart book
So Im more intect, trying to get in the Daily Prophet
Trying to do Quidditch moves while getting hit by another Beater
Fred and Ron
Look at Harry's little punk a** thinking he'e the ish.
Yeah, I know man. I find him talking to his broomstick
Hey, I thought we had an interview with the Daily Prophet
[Harry: No. I had an interview.. Not you two.]
You're going to be late for Divination
Man, I aint going to Divination
Ron, your grades are always low and his are always the best
You know what Ron, I'ma say something
Hey, yo Harry
[Harry: You got something to say?!]
Man, nothing.
I thought you were going to tell him off, man what's up?
Ron, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up.
And you aint even backin me up and he supposed to be brothers
When I was about to talk right after you
Ron, you bloody bugger
These people don't even know the position I play..
But, guys are all on me like they think I'm gay..
Cause once I catch the Snitch, my team will obey..
All because I keep the Gryffindors at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay. At baaaaaay. At baaaay, yeah.
Angelina
They say the Seeker rocks but the team does not
Once we win the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup
I'm going to let the school know that Angelina is hot
I should curse his broom when the game starts
Ready to snap on stupid fan
Every time I hear [Hey, Harry I love your team!]
We aint a team without a good Seeker
So, why does he get ninety and we only get ten percent
And the school doesn't know the names of the rest of the team
[Harry: Hey, Angelina.. polish my broom.]
Bugger, polish your own broom.
Cant make it to the field, McGonagall in my way
[McGonagall: You can't go out there, only House players!]
Alicia and Katie
Bloody hell, I'm sick of this team
Time for us to go and join the big league
I told you that we made all the scores, got all the points.
Alicia and Katie, but we don't get recognized
Gryffindor vs. Slytherin? We were forgotten
Gryffindor vs. Hufflepuff? We were forgotten
Screw Gryffindor, we got some suggestions
Screw, Rita. Ask us some questions.
Like who is our team, how do we win
[Rita: But, what about Harry?]
Rita, are you retarded?!
Anyway, we are the popularest players on the team
Big egos, Hufflepuffs think we're cute
Snape told us to work harder on our essays to get noticed
Did two and a half feet and our hands went numb
Screw the Gryffindors, we're outta this team
We're going to make an alliance with the real Alastor.
Harry
Cho, why cant you see that you're the only one for me and it just tears my brain apart when you don't know the name of my Quidditch teeeeaaaaaaam.
Fred and George
These people don't even know the position I play..
But, guys are all on me like they think I'm gay..
Cause once I catch the Snitch, my team will obey..
All because I keep the Gryffindors at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay at bay. At baaaaaay. At baaaay, yeah.
Whole Team
The Hottest Quidditch team in the world
THE GRYFFINDORS!
Harry
Im the Seeker for my team, I get all the girls to call me 'The Boy Who Lived'
And I am the Seeker for my team, my flying makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My flying, look out for our next match!
It's against Ravenclaw
My flying, flying, flying, flying, my flying
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance and call me The Boy Who Lived
My flying makes all the pretty girls dance and want to call me the Boy Who Lived
My flying
Where'd my Team go?
So, I know it's got some mistakes because it came up with a bunch of codes and I didn't want to fix everything. sweatdrop What do you guys think!?
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