Crack meme

[Madame Royale]

This is awesome but it made me "wtf" and laugh many times.

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You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Taiwan
You ate lunch with: Japan
This person bullied you: Chibitalia (lowut?)
Now on to middle school! AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Germania
They: Help you up and apologize with a blush on their face
You walk into class and the teacher is: N. Italy
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Estonia
You have a crush on: Russia
This person has a crush on you: Hungary
And now off to high school! AWESOME!
Who always fell asleep in class? Sweden
This person asked you out on a date: Spain
They took you to: A museum
Did you like your date? 12% (I'm not surprised)
You got into a fight with: Finland
Did you win? 33% (I guess not!)
This person confessed their love to you: Korea
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: England
How well you did in high school: 92%
Now for your future! Yay?
You dated this person at one point: Poland
But you married this person in the end: Liechtenstein
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Switzerland
Your spouse was cheating with: Austria (I can sort of see this happening? lol)
How do you react? *Doesn't really care*
You get a job and your co-worker is: England
You think your co-worker: Is scary
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Turkey
You try to marry again, this time to: Prussia (o__O)
Do you like this new marrige? 81%
Oh no! You died! How? Russian curse
Who missed you the most at your funeral? N. Italy (Aww)
Who was happy about your death? Seychelles (SEYCHELLESWHY? gonk )
Who was secretly in love with you? Estonia
So did you like your life? 83%  

[Joker-Nightmaren]

You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Belarus (Oh really now...)
You ate lunch with: Hong Kong
This person bullied you: Iceland
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Japan
They: Yell at you to pay attention to where you're going (Jerk...)
You walk into class and the teacher is: Liechtenstein
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Russia (Yay!)
You have a crush on: Estonia
This person has a crush on you: Belgium
And now off to high school! Whatever.
Who always fell asleep in class? Russia (Poor Russia)
This person asked you out on a date: China (>w<)
They took you to: The mall
Did you like your date?
41%
You got into a fight with: Turkey
Did you win?
55% (Yeah I won!)
This person confessed their love to you: France (0-o Did NOT see that coming...)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Latvia
How well you did in high school:
13% (That sucks...)
Now for your future! AWESOME!
You dated this person at one point: N. Italy (Aww)
But you married this person in the end: Russia (HECK YES!!)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Korea
Your spouse was cheating with: Hungary (I kill her now...)
How do you react? *Crys* (I would...)
You get a job and your co-worker is: Greece
You think your co-worker: Needs to shut up
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Holy Roman Empire
You try to marry again, this time to: Spain
Do you like this new marrige?
69%
Oh no! You died! How? France (0-o)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Russia (YAY!)
Who was happy about your death? Germania
Who was secretly in love with you? Spain (But...we were married...)
So did you like your life?
23%  

[sorbettino]

You're going to elementary school now! AWESOME!

You made friends with: England

You ate lunch with: Sealand

This person bullied you: Finland (Meanie! XP)

Now on to middle school! I don't wanna!

You're late to class and you bump into: Austria

They: Help you up and apologize with a blush on their face

You walk into class and the teacher is: Taiwan

During lunch, this person sat next to you: France

You have a crush on: Austria

This person has a crush on you: N. Italy (I luv u too! heart )

And now off to high school! Whatever.

Who always fell asleep in class? Prussia (I can believe this.)

This person asked you out on a date: Holy Roman Empire

They took you to: The mall

Did you like your date? 76%



You got into a fight with: Sealand

Did you win? 92%



This person confessed their love to you: Hong Kong

But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Romano (OMG,I love him so much! <3 heart whee )

How well you did in high school: 95%



Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?

You dated this person at one point: Liechtenstein

But you married this person in the end: Russia

Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Ukraine

Your spouse was cheating with: N. Italy

How do you react? I HATE YOU! *Beats up ex-spouse*

You get a job and your co-worker is: America ([6]w[6])......(I failed at making mochi America...forgive me!)

You think your co-worker: Is mean

Your home was just robbed! It was by: Cuba

You try to marry again, this time to: Finland

Do you like this new marrige? 65%

Oh no! You died! How? English food

Who missed you the most at your funeral? Lithuania

Who was happy about your death? Prussia (WHY?!?! gonk )

Who was secretly in love with you? Latvia (Awwwwwwww!)

So did you like your life? 45%  

[runkar]

Name: The Kokeshi

You're going to elementary school now! Yay?

You made friends with: Iceland

You ate lunch with: Grandpa Rome

This person bullied you: Germania

Now on to middle school! Yay?

You're late to class and you bump into: Lithuania

They: Yell at you to pay attention to where you're going

You walk into class and the teacher is: Hungary

During lunch, this person sat next to you: Canada

You have a crush on: Holy Roman Empire

This person has a crush on you: Romano

And now off to high school! Don't make me go!

Who always fell asleep in class? Canada

This person asked you out on a date: Austria

They took you to: The park

Did you like your date? 50%

You got into a fight with: Russia

Did you win? 85% (KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL)

This person confessed their love to you: Finland (But.. I am finnish! D: )

But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Greece (My favorite. <3)

How well you did in high school: 25%

Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future? (YES!)

You dated this person at one point: Japan

But you married this person in the end: Chibitalia (Aww.. =u=)

Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Estonia

Your spouse was cheating with: Romano (Wait.. What? Isn't he like Chibitalia's brother? D: )

How do you react? HOW COULD YOU?! *Crys*

You get a job and your co-worker is: Cuba

You think your co-worker: Is scary

Your home was just robbed! It was by: Liechtenstein

You try to marry again, this time to: Belgium

Do you like this new marrige? 25%

Oh no! You died! How? English food ( Nooo! D: )

Who missed you the most at your funeral? Turkey

Who was happy about your death? Belgium (WHAT?)

Who was secretly in love with you? China

So did you like your life? 36%

 

[Huge Tracts of Land]

You're going to elementary school now! Yay?
You made friends with: Switzerland
You ate lunch with: Turkey
This person bullied you: Egypt щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Egypt (´；ω；`)
They: Ask if you're trying to pick a fight
You walk into class and the teacher is: Estonia ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Taiwan
You have a crush on: Chibitalia
This person has a crush on you: Sweden
And now off to high school! Whatever.
Who always fell asleep in class? Belarus
This person asked you out on a date: Korea
They took you to: A big fancy restaurant
Did you like your date?
91%
You got into a fight with: Liechtenstein Σ(ﾟДﾟ)
Did you win?
94%
This person confessed their love to you: China
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Hungary
How well you did in high school:
72%
Now for your future! Cool! It's the future!
You dated this person at one point: Germania
But you married this person in the end: Greece
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Sweden
Your spouse was cheating with: Latvia
How do you react? *Is jealous*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Grandpa Rome
You think your co-worker: Is mean
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Hong Kong
You try to marry again, this time to: Latvia Σ(゜д゜; )
Do you like this new marrige?
48%
Oh no! You died! How? Russian curse (brb loling forever)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Belgium
Who was happy about your death? Canada ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
Who was secretly in love with you? N. Italy Σ(゜д゜; )
So did you like your life?
40%  

[sharinganrose]

Name:
You're going to elementary school now! Yay?
You made friends with: Prussia
You ate lunch with: Sweden
This person bullied you: Sweden (he just ate lunch with me! D: )
Now on to middle school! Okay! -
You're late to class and you bump into: Chibitalia
They: Ask if you're trying to pick a fight
You walk into class and the teacher is: Switzerland
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Seychelles
You have a crush on: Spain
This person has a crush on you: France (WTF?!)
And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? Germania
This person asked you out on a date: Iceland
They took you to: The movies
Did you like your date? 36%



You got into a fight with: Cuba
Did you win? 33%



This person confessed their love to you: Germania
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Austria
How well you did in high school: 96%



Now for your future! Cool! It's the future!
You dated this person at one point: Taiwan
But you married this person in the end: Ukraine
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? America
Your spouse was cheating with: Germania
How do you react? *Doesn't really care*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Sweden (maybe at a Ikea)
You think your co-worker: Needs to shut up
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Chibitalia Σ(゜д゜; )
You try to marry again, this time to: Taiwan (oh yeah!)
Do you like this new marrige? 30%



Oh no! You died! How? France (don't wanna know how)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Spain
Who was happy about your death? England
Who was secretly in love with you? Holy Roman Empire (aw <3)
So did you like your life? 30%  

[imacashew]

You're going to elementary school now! Yay?

You made friends with: Iceland

You ate lunch with: Grandpa Rome

This person bullied you: Germania

Now on to middle school! Yay? (so enthused...)

You're late to class and you bump into: Lithuania

They: Yell at you to pay attention to where you're going (waaaay OOC! O_O)

You walk into class and the teacher is: Hungary

During lunch, this person sat next to you: Canada
You have a crush on: Holy Roman Empire (eh?)

This person has a crush on you: Romano

And now off to high school! Don't make me go!

Who always fell asleep in class? Canada

This person asked you out on a date: Austria

They took you to: The park

Did you like your date? 50%



You got into a fight with: Russia

Did you win? 85% (O___O)



This person confessed their love to you: Finland

But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Greece

How well you did in high school: 25%



Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?

You dated this person at one point: Japan

But you married this person in the end: Chibitalia (shota?!)

Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Estonia

Your spouse was cheating with: Romano (incest?)

How do you react? HOW COULD YOU?! *Crys*

You get a job and your co-worker is: Cuba

You think your co-worker: Is scary

Your home was just robbed! It was by: Liechtenstein (it's always the quiet ones...*shakes head*)

You try to marry again, this time to: Belgium

Do you like this new marrige? 25% (I really don't swing that way...)

Oh no! You died! How? English food (NOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT? WHY?)

Who missed you the most at your funeral? Turkey

Who was happy about your death? Belgium (she probably killed me in the first place!)

Who was secretly in love with you? China

So did you like your life? 36% (...sucky life...)  

[FeIiciano]

►Molly Kirkland;;

Northwestern Antarctica
»Do you wander through this life, like a child without a care
Do you fear the things you love, do you seek the things you fear
When the world comes crashing down, do you just smile and say,
"I am the Great Pretender, Willing to Dream Forever"

Name Abby
You're going to elementary school now! Aww...
You made friends with: Belgium
You ate lunch with: Spain
This person bullied you: France
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Grandpa Rome
They: Glare at you and walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Switzerland
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Germania
You have a crush on: Switzerland (Crushing on the Teacher? Oh my.)
This person has a crush on you: Iceland
And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Grandpa Rome
This person asked you out on a date: France (OHNONONONO--)
They took you to: An aquarium
Did you like your date?
94% (Butbutbut.....France....WHY?)


You got into a fight with: Korea
Did you win?
34%

This person confessed their love to you: Belarus
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Hungary
How well you did in high school:
99%


Now for your future! So what happens?
You dated this person at one point: Seychelles
But you married this person in the end: Hungary
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Sealand
Your spouse was cheating with: Sealand
How do you react? Whatever.
You get a job and your co-worker is: Estonia
You think your co-worker: Is mean
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Iceland
You try to marry again, this time to: Sealand (D'aww, cute little guy, but....kinda young for marriage?)
Do you like this new marrige?
48%


Oh no! You died! How? By an angry Canadian after you asked who they were (Noooo~ Canada~~ D: )
Who missed you the most at your funeral? China
Who was happy about your death? Estonia
Who was secretly in love with you? Greece
So did you like your life?
43%

And the penguin.Rufus.◄
Are you searching for the truth, but all you come accross is lies,
Has someone sabotaged your route, left all the answers in disguise
When the world comes crashing down, do you just smile and say...

"I am the Great Pretender, Willing to Dream Forever"«

 

[Pandoran-Ducky]

You're going to elementary school now!: Yay?

You made friends with: Estonia

You ate lunch with: Finland (Awesome!)

This person bullied you: England (Not surprised.)

Now on to middle school! Whatever.

You're late to class and you bump into: Cuba

They: Quickly apologize and run off (I'm not that scary ^.^)

You walk into class and the teacher is: Cuba

During lunch, this person sat next to you: China (I would so braid his hair)

You have a crush on: Cuba

This person has a crush on you: Sweden (I have no problem with this)

And now off to high school!: AWESOME!

Who always fell asleep in class? Seychelles (If it was a math class or chemistry I was sleeping too.)

This person asked you out on a date: Sealand (Not sure how to comment that one other than I'm pretty sure that's illegal here)

They took you to: An aquarium (Colorful fishes!)

Did you like your date?: 73%

You got into a fight with: Latvia (Why would I fight him?)

Did you win?: 6% (Even I could take the shaky little shrimp)

This person confessed their love to you: China (That's nice)

But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Egypt (Don't know much about him.)

How well you did in high school: 95%

Now for your future!: Whatever.

You dated this person at one point: Liechtenstein (I wouldn't cause Vash is a great shot)

But you married this person in the end: France (This made my life ^.^)

Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Germany (not like i didn't know already)

Your spouse was cheating with: Taiwan

How do you react? *Is jealous* (she is really pretty...)

You get a job and your co-worker is: Russia (I should be bothered but I'm not)

You think your co-worker: Is boring (I guess the become one with me does get boring after a while)

Your home was just robbed! It was by: Prussia (He invaded my vital regions! lol)

You try to marry again, this time to: Korea (Again I don't have a problem with this)

Do you like this new marriage?: 28% (Why wouldn't I?)

Oh no! You died! How? English food ( But he cooks better than I do and I live when I eat my cooking.)

Who missed you the most at your funeral? Cuba

Who was happy about your death? Germany

Who was secretly in love with you? Japan

So did you like your life? 12% (I liked this life pretty well, though.)  

[Mizaki_Kurosaki12]

Name:Mizaki
You're going to elementary school now! *Sigh work..*
You made friends with: Poland (Yay some gossip)
You ate lunch with: S.Italy
This person bullied you: Russia (O.o' Dammit)
Now on to middle school! Eh? I passed?
You're late to class and you bump into: France
They: Sexually Harrases you and sings while doing it (YAHH~ G-GET AWAY)
You walk into class and the teacher is: Liechtenstein
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Russia (Snaps.. crying cant win..)
You have a crush on: America
This person has a crush on you: Canada
And now off to high school! Y-Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Greece~ (Daw cute kitten~)
This person asked you out on a date: England (>w<)
They took you to: The Movies
Did you like your date?
80%
You got into a fight with: Sealand
Did you win?
75% (Yeah I won! Take that ya brat!)
This person confessed their love to you: America (A bit late dont cha think?)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Canada (^////^)
How well you did in high school:
87% (Not bad for a slacker like me)
Now for your future! AWESOME!
You dated this person at one point: Spain (Aww)
But you married this person in the end: Canada (HECK YES!!)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? France (Dont really believe)
Your spouse was cheating with: England (Damn you! DONT KILL HIM)
How do you react? *Crys* (I would...he probably wouldve died from eating his cooking anyway *Pouts*)
You get a job and your co-worker is: England
You think your co-worker: Gonna kill you move away!
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Korea
You try to marry again, this time to: America (Yeshu~!!!! I DEFINITLY LOVE THIS!!! heart )
Do you like this new marrige?
100%
Oh no! You died! How? France (0-o)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Canada (YAY!)
Who was happy about your death? France and England (Evil Bastareds)
Who was secretly in love with you? Germany (Didnt see that coming)
So did you like your life?
89%  

[chiyo_xx]

You're going to elementary school now!: NO, DON'T MAKE ME GO!
You made friends with: Estonia
You ate lunch with: Finland
This person bullied you: Latvia
Now on to middle school!: Whatever.
You're late to class and you bump into: Greece
They: Cry, begging you not to hurt them
You walk into class and the teacher is: Latvia
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Hungary
You have a crush on: Germania
This person has a crush on you: Romano
And now off to high school!: Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class?: Holy Roman Empire
This person asked you out on a date: Lithuania
They took you to: An aquarium
Did you like your date?
92%

You got into a fight with: Germania
Did you win? 45%


This person confessed their love to you: Sweden
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Poland
How well you did in high school:
27%


Now for your future!: AWESOME!
You dated this person at one point: Chibitalia
But you married this person in the end: Belgium
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you?: America
Your spouse was cheating with: Russia
How do you react?: *Doesn't really care*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Liechtenstein
You think your co-worker: Fails at this job
Your home was just robbed! It was by:Austria
You try to marry again, this time to: Iceland
Do you like this new marrige?
17%


Oh no! You died! How?: By an angry Canadian after you asked who they were
Who missed you the most at your funeral?: Poland
Who was happy about your death?: England
Who was secretly in love with you?: Romano
So did you like your life?
59%

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XDD Too funny!  

[Bakurali]

Xx-DemonicDollie-xX

This person asked you out on a date: Sealand (Not sure how to comment that one other than I'm pretty sure that's illegal here)

They took you to: An aquarium (Colorful fishes!)

Peter is fascinated by fishies.  

[Faberge]

You're going to elementary school now!
Do I get a cookie if I go?

You made friends with:
America.
You ate lunch with:
Prussia.
This person bullied you:
Egypt.


Now on to middle school!
I don't wanna!

You're late to class and you bump into:
Sweden.
They:
Stare at you for a second, then walk away.
You walk into class and the teacher is:
Russia.
During lunch, this person sat next to you:
Belarus.
You have a crush on:
Egypt.
WAIT. Wasn't he bully me?!
This person has a crush on you:
N. Italy.

And now off to high school!:
Yay?

Who always fell asleep in class?
Seychelles.
This person asked you out on a date:
Chibitalia.
Nn! You're too young Chibitalia! x<
They took you to:
The mall.
Did you like your date?
25%
I was too scared I'd be called a *****! Or worse, his mom!
You got into a fight with:
Liechtenstein.
Did you win?
96%
The question is, did I survive Switzerland afterwards?
This person confessed their love to you:
Iceland.
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's:
Greece.
yaycats
How well you did in high school:
83%

Now for your future!
Yay?

You dated this person at one point:
Finland.
But you married this person in the end:
Russia.
My teacher? wth.
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you?
Switzerland.
yeah, because I beat up Liechtenstein...
Your spouse was cheating with:
Austria.
howthe. D:
How do you react?
Whatever.
lulz
You get a job and your co-worker is:
Prussia.
I remember you from elementary~
You think your co-worker:
Needs to be nicer.
Your home was just robbed! It was by:
Canada.
wth canada, srsly.
You try to marry again, this time to:
Prussia.
d'awwww! 8D
Do you like this new marriage?
100%

Oh no! You died! How?
You were murdered. All that was left behind was a Russian pipe...
GO AWAY RUSSIA.
Who missed you the most at your funeral?
Poland.
nuuu my gal'pal!
Who was happy about your death?
Egypt.
Iknewit.
Who was secretly in love with you?
Germany.
d'awwwwww D:
So did you like your life?
89%

 

[MahoAshley]

You're going to elementary school now!: Yay?
You made friends with: Hungary
You ate lunch with: Russia
This person bullied you: N. Italy ( lol what? )
Now on to middle school!: AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Turkey
They: Quickly apologize and run off
You walk into class and the teacher is: Romano
During lunch, this person sat next to you: France ( oh shi- )
You have a crush on: Japan
This person has a crush on you: Spain
And now off to high school!: Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class?: Sweden
This person asked you out on a date: Switzerland
They took you to: McDonalds ( such a very romantic place. )

Did you like your date? 66%

You got into a fight with: Switzerland ( THE FOOD WAS GOOD BUT NOW WE MUST BATTLE )

Did you win? 88%

This person confessed their love to you: Canada
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Canada ( Canada has multiple personalities now. )

How well you did in high school: 14%

Now for your future!: So what happens?
You dated this person at one point: Grandpa Rome
But you married this person in the end: Cuba
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you?: Finland
Your spouse was cheating with: America
How do you react?: *Crys* ( lies lies lies )
You get a job and your co-worker is: Japan
You think your co-worker: Needs to be nicer
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Germany ( GO AHEAD TAKE THAT NASTY GERMAN FOOD, IT MAKES ME BARF ANYWAY )
You try to marry again, this time to: Turkey

Do you like this new marrige? 11%

Oh no! You died! How?: France ( the mental images.... )
Who missed you the most at your funeral?: America
Who was happy about your death?: China ( WELL THEN. )
Who was secretly in love with you?: Greece

So did you like your life? 38%

 

[Ai_Lover Rose]

You're going to elementary school now! Do I get a cookie if I go?
You made friends with: Grandpa Rome
You ate lunch with: France
This person bullied you: Prussia
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Iceland
They: Quickly apologize and run off
You walk into class and the teacher is: Seychelles
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Seychelles(student teacher friendship!aw)
You have a crush on: Turkey
This person has a crush on you: Chibitalia(awww..)
And now off to high school! AWESOME!
Who always fell asleep in class? Russia
This person asked you out on a date: Chibitalia
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date?
8% (why didn't i like it?)


You got into a fight with: Grandpa Rome
Did you win?
32% (oh well)


This person confessed their love to you: Cuba
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Korea(how did that happen?)
How well you did in high school:
38%


Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Austria
But you married this person in the end: Germania(ok)
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? China
Your spouse was cheating with: Liechtenstein(how?)
How do you react? *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Spain
You think your co-worker: Fails at this job(lol)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Germania(weren't we married???)
You try to marry again, this time to: England(not allowed near the kitchen!)
Do you like this new marrige?
5% (probably the food)


Oh no! You died! How? Hungarian frying pan(what did I do?
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Switzerland(Aww..)
Who was happy about your death? Chibitalia(Wut?)
Who was secretly in love with you? Cuba(didn't already confess his love?)
So did you like your life?
85%