Is This for Real?

[Katsumi Aki]

Please someone tell me this is some kind of practical joke.

Are You a "Real" Wiccan. -_-

I mean, it's bad enough that it's just the crap spewed in all the so-called "Wicca" books that are out there today, but even that's not right. Ex: Since when does Wicca own the right to the word "coven." This person just... I'd rather not get started. I'm not a Wiccan, but seeing this still makes me mad.


I'm posting this in both of my Pagan guilds, so sorry if you've seen this twice.

*Edit* I just took this quiz, just to see the results. This is what it said, no joke:

"you truly are one, and you understand the truthfulness of being a witch. you should contact me to ask to be in my coven."

I browsed through the other results too:

"why did you take this quiz? you don't know anything about Wicca"

"you know nothing about Wicca. what's you're IQ? 1?" (Keep in mind this is the same person who can't find the "shift" button.)

"you are close to becoming a witch. you are a novice. keep studying and practicing. have some witches like me advise you on your studies."

This person didn't even capitalize Wicca, it's just in caps there because I find it disrespectful to not caps religions.  

[Namikikyo]

That's sad.

 

[whiporwill-o]

after cringing alot i actually found it kind of funny in a 'wow ur stoopid' kind of way. if you're gonna make a 'quiz' based on your religion (whether it's misnamed or not) you should, at bare minimum, know the definitions and meanings of the words and symbolisms you use.  

[Katsumi Aki]

whiporwill-o

after cringing alot i actually found it kind of funny in a 'wow ur stoopid' kind of way. if you're gonna make a 'quiz' based on your religion (whether it's misnamed or not) you should, at bare minimum, know the definitions and meanings of the words and symbolisms you use.

Agreed.  

[Yanueh]

THE STUPID, IT BURNS!

The author of this quiz is probably a 12-year-old whose only experience with Wicca comes from books written by Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Silver Ravenwolf.

Quote:

1. what do the five points of the penicle mean?

...Penicle?

Quote:

4. sorry, i hate to do this, but fave color?

What does this have to do with anything?

Quote:

5. what is a coven?
a circle of witches, practicing wicca
a book of shadows. duh!
a spell you can only do in a group
a warlock in hiding

You're such a true Wiccan, the correct answer isn't even on your quiz. rolleyes

This was so much fun, I think I'm going to see what awfulosities Quizilla has to offer! biggrin

Edit: It's full of 'em. Check them out for the lulz, but take care that your IQ doesn't drop a few points...

Also, I didn't realize Wiccans are their own magical species. rolleyes  

[too2sweet]

I particularly liked the one, where in order to purify my circle, I have to pour salt all around my coven... burning_eyes  

[Esselean]

So you choose the wrong color you are not Wiccan??? Possibly the stupidest quiz Ive ever seen. Makes me want to swear or scream or hit my head against the wall until all the stupid people in the world dissappear  

[whiporwill-o]

Esselean

until all the stupid people in the world dissappear

but then who would we make fun of? wink  

[Katsumi Aki]

Yanueh

THE STUPID, IT BURNS!

The author of this quiz is probably a 12-year-old whose only experience with Wicca comes from books written by Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Silver Ravenwolf.

Quote:

1. what do the five points of the penicle mean?

...Penicle?

Quote:

4. sorry, i hate to do this, but fave color?

What does this have to do with anything?

Quote:

5. what is a coven?
a circle of witches, practicing wicca
a book of shadows. duh!
a spell you can only do in a group
a warlock in hiding

You're such a true Wiccan, the correct answer isn't even on your quiz. rolleyes

This was so much fun, I think I'm going to see what awfulosities Quizilla has to offer! biggrin

Edit: It's full of 'em. Check them out for the lulz, but take care that your IQ doesn't drop a few points...

Also, I didn't realize Wiccans are their own magical species. rolleyes

I think I nearly peed myself. I just still can' grasp the fact that these are real, that people THIS stupid exist.

This is the worst.  

[Beautiful Propaganda]

Katsumi Aki

I think I nearly peed myself. I just still can' grasp the fact that these are real, that people THIS stupid exist.

This is the worst.

xD Oh crap, it's based off the "Charmed" series! ;_;  

[Esselean]

Beautiful Propaganda

Katsumi Aki

I think I nearly peed myself. I just still can' grasp the fact that these are real, that people THIS stupid exist.

This is the worst.

xD Oh crap, it's based off the "Charmed" series! ;_;

OMFG!! OMFG!!!!! burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes

Edit: Great now the stupidity of others has made me explode!!!  

[Arcaniss Vivian]

Yanueh

THE STUPID, IT BURNS!

The author of this quiz is probably a 12-year-old whose only experience with Wicca comes from books written by Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Silver Ravenwolf.

Quote:

1. what do the five points of the penicle mean?

...Penicle?

Quote:

4. sorry, i hate to do this, but fave color?

What does this have to do with anything?

Quote:

5. what is a coven?
a circle of witches, practicing wicca
a book of shadows. duh!
a spell you can only do in a group
a warlock in hiding

You're such a true Wiccan, the correct answer isn't even on your quiz. rolleyes

This was so much fun, I think I'm going to see what awfulosities Quizilla has to offer! biggrin

Edit: It's full of 'em. Check them out for the lulz, but take care that your IQ doesn't drop a few points...

Also, I didn't realize Wiccans are their own magical species. rolleyes

LMAO!!! omg, these are hilarious, I love it! I think I just lost 5 pounds laughing at stupid. xDDD ...I hope that those people don't try spellwork though...that could be dangerous and I hope that they have a little more sense than that...Harm none  

[Sanguina Cruenta]

Arcaniss Vivian

Harm none

?
Maybe they don't follow that guideline.  

[Arc En Licorne]

okay that may be the most stupid quiz i have ever laid my eyes on. what does it mater what ur favorite color is?OH I PICKED THE WRONG ONE! GUESS I WAS WRONG WHEN I CHOSE THE LIFE PATH OF A WITCH!! i really dont believe that person is a real witch coz if she really practiced Wicca she would kno that u never use blood for any thing and that ur favorite color definitely doesn't matter  

[Neamhain Riona]

I have a friend that has her whole "Book of shadows" based off Charmed.

This person obvious needs guided in the correct direction.