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PitifulSoulLostInDarkness Captain
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 Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:58 am
Put the most lame or corny pick up lines you can think of here. They can be your own or they can be someone elses, or just ones you find on the enternet ; either goes. Have fun; don't break the rules.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:56 pm
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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PitifulSoulLostInDarkness Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:04 am
XDDDDDDDDD wow...that is great XP
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:04 am
The oh, so chiche
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:19 pm
i'm gonna do two
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
so your a girl huh?
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:35 pm
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:42 pm
(trips person)Summers over...have a nice Fall!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:29 pm
Jynx_of_Spades (trips person)Summers over...have a nice Fall!!!!!!!!! .-. not really a pick up line... ^^"
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Sparky_the3rd Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:42 am
moon_the_angel_of_hell Jynx_of_Spades (trips person)Summers over...have a nice Fall!!!!!!!!! .-. not really a pick up line... ^^"
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:16 pm
- Oh wow, what an amazing dress. It'd look even better on my floor.
- So tell me, are they rental? "Are what rental?" Those wings you angel.
- Hey baby, how about we do a little math? You plus me, minus those clothes, divide them legs, and let's hope we don't multiply.
- Hey, seems I've forgotten my number. Mind giving me yours?
- Yo babe, I'm an STD and now all I need is U.
- Are you a bit tired babe? "Why?" Cuz you've been running around my mind all day.
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PitifulSoulLostInDarkness Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:07 am
XxTwisted-Suicide-AngelxX - Oh wow, what an amazing dress. It'd look even better on my floor.
- So tell me, are they rental? "Are what rental?" Those wings you angel.
- Hey baby, how about we do a little math? You plus me, minus those clothes, divide them legs, and let's hope we don't multiply.
- Hey, seems I've forgotten my number. Mind giving me yours?
- Yo babe, I'm an STD and now all I need is U.
- Are you a bit tired babe? "Why?" Cuz you've been running around my mind all day.
OMG the STD one made me laugh soooo hard XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:48 pm
Are those moonpants cuz your but is out of this world!
slow down,sugar,im a diabetic
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:35 pm
I'm going to treat you like I do my homework. Slam you on the desk and do you all night long.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:13 pm
- if you where a bugger i would pick you anytime
- hi there beautiful, care to dance into my heart
- dad always said to watch out for pretty young ladys like you
- your name most be Lily since you smell like one
- have any one told you that... you have a mountain as a pimple on your face
- leets go to my place and put some flame of love in my bed
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:22 am
The word of the day is legs, wanna come back to my place and spread the word...;o
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