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Blind Hodd

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:51 pm


fubar0: that boy is touched in the head
X: well cardboot lol
Y: lol XD
Y: you mean bot?
X: ya but i call him boot now :p
Y: whyyy???
X: he smells like a boot razz
Y: im not gonna ask
Y: XD
fubar0: .....you've never smelled him
X: well maybe i wunted to :p
X: >:p
Y: u still never smelled him
fubar0: ....make sense or dont talk
Y: so u dont know how he smells
Y: agreed
fubar0: and you spell right or dont talk
Y: who?
fubar0: you
X: ;,(
Y: i did spell right
fubar0: no y-o-u didnt
X: ;,(
Y: yes i did. What is it you think i didnt spell right
Y: ?
X: >X,(
fubar0: so u dont know how he smells it's y-o-u not "u"
X: sad
Y: i know and i saw where you put "u" also so get off dez nuts
Y leaves the chat.
X: D,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,X
fubar0: i never use "u" so get off my case
X: so wat i can uze it if i want u no.
fubar0: ....do you like art X?
sk8er dan_55 enters the chat.
X: yeah
X: i drew lotta stuff and kinda like drawing art
fubar0: then stop bastardizing the most beautiful art the english have ever created
lovely_girl153096 leaves the chat.
X: wel i cun spel anething th wey i wunt 2
fubar0: no you CAN'T THERES A REASON WHY THINGS HAVE A PROPER SPELLING YOU IGNORANT OAF!
Z enters the chat.
X: yawners
Z: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z: ^_^
X: hi?
Z: lol, hello
Z: how are you?
sk8er dan_55 leaves the chat.
X: idk
fubar0: imagine if shakespear has written the way you type! do you think people would still admire his work? NO, they would call it drek and burn it!
hottstuff130 enters the chat.
X: surprised
Z: why would they do that?
X: :O=3
Z: is it because people sound stupid when they type?
hottstuff130 leaves the chat.
fubar0: because a rse by any otfer nome wldnt smell az schweet!
X: ...
Z: lol, it would be horrible if people typed that way
fubar0: well X does
Z: really?
X: i do sumtimes its cuz i dont feel like riting it all
fubar0: yes
Z: its not that difficult to write all of it
Z: just a few letters more
fubar0: AND YOU DO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE A GREAT DISSERVICE
X: wel i fel lik it
X: yes that too
X: i cun rite NEthing i wunt 2 anEway i wunt 2
fubar0: well X if i felt like killing you wouldn't it make sense to?
Z: its difficult to understand people who type like that too
X: no it woodnt > sad
Z: well of course you can do anything you want to do
fubar0: as it does not make sense to spell that way just because YOU feel like it
Z: but shouldnt you consider how other people will like what you are doing?
X: o ya... wait
X: black shood be a good riting color (authors note: i was using red text..)
Z: and how it annys them, and how its good for you to not type that way
fubar0: writing X its WRITING
X: riting i say RITING
Z: black is a good writing color, and learn how to spell dear
X: > biggrin
Z: its spelt writing, not riting
X: :l
fubar0: ......X just because you feel like being a laze selfish oaf does not mean you should be..... take some pride and RESPECT yourself AND the language you use!
fubar0: lazy*
X: :l o ya anyways, u did this, didnt capitalize X, u said x
X: HA
Z: i wouldnt say your a selfish oaf, but that is only because it would go against everything i did this weekend
Yiama leaves the chat.
Z: but yes do respect yourself and others and talk properly
fubar0: at the very least i spell out words and use proper grammar
X: surprised oooo
X: woot
X: 2 21s in a row
fubar0: honestly if you talked the way you spell you'd be labled as mentaly handicapped
X: hAHAHA
X: if i rly had to spell good I WOULD
Z: you don't really talk like that, do you Minda?
X: but since im not to that point i DONT NEED 2
X: X? X?
fubar0: ......minimum wadge BURGER slaves have that mind set X
X: X, X!
Z: sorry, i can't see properly, i can't find my glasses
X: :p
Z: and you dont need to do anything, you should choose to talk properly and show respect for the language you speak and yourself
fubar0: honestly the english language is a beautifl work of art and YOU'RE PISSING ALL OVER IT
X: but i dont wunt to
X: XD
Z: want not wunt
X: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
X: wunt i say WUNT
Z: well its spelt want,
X: como ESTAS, no bueno
X: no bueno?
Z: why?
fubar0: have fun at the bottom with the burger flippers and the car washers X, because if you don't take the time to spell properly in your free time then thats exactly
fubar0: where youre headed
X: XD
X: im a rly good spelller
X: I JUST DONT DO IT ONLINE
fubar0: .....WICH PROVES HOW LAZY YOU REALLY ARE
X: smile
Z: Being lazy is not a good thing
X: XD
X: :p smile
X: im prty lazy
fubar0: like i said have fun flipping burgers
X: my bro OFFERED ME A JOB TO BE A SINGER OF HIS BAND!
X: that he wants to start
fubar0: see how far that takes you I DARE you
X: and if i want to i can
fubar0: most bands stay empverished and never take off
X: or ill wanna become a graphic artist like ive said
Fast_Flying_Death leaves the chat.
fubar0: and really unless you know someone you wont be going anywhere anytime soon
X: yawny yawny yawny
fubar0: you've got your head in the clouds kid, if youre so lazy you dont type properly online what art college will you survive LET ALONE TAKE YOU
fubar0: you have all the POTENTIAL in the world, BUT you have to stop being so lazy and SEIZE it
X: :l
Z: X, you really shoul listen to what furbar0 is saying
Z: he is right
Z: should*
X: well i dont need to if i dont want to
fubar0: i'm right because ive been in your position midna......
X: ur still sayin my name as X :l
fubar0: i ******** up all my chances and now i HAVE to start at the bottom BUT YOU DONT NEED TO
X: biggrin
Z: He is right
Z: Ive been there too
X: well i can still be there eh?
Z: and Im starting at the bottom right now and it is not easy
X: :l
X: i dont wanna
fubar0: all it takes is a few simple steps and you'd be surprised at the impact they have, first is doing things right even when noone is looking
X: HAhAH NOONE!
Z: you can do anything you want to do
Z: but, if you don't do the right thing, you will regret it in the future
X: bla
Z: I promise you, you really will regret it
X: bla
fubar0: ....i give up Z, if this reject dosen't want to take control of her life then ******** it, let her crash and burn
Z: sorry, its nice of you to have tried to help her
X: that wuz mean, but to tell u, do i care
Z: im not even going to try
X: yes
X: ...
Z: are you sure you really care?
fubar0: first step X..... do things right even when noone is looking or even if it dosent matter...... you'll realize it one day
X: noone? noone?
X: its no one
Z: yes furbar0 it is no one
X: hha
X: haaaaaaa
X: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
X: ha
fubar0: im not perfect and im not asking you to be either.....just make the effort!
X: i dont wunna made da effort (yet or neva)
X: why do you not want to make an effort?
fubar0: then enjoy it at the bottom sweetums cause you'll never get anywhere
X: cuz i just dont wunt to
X: yeah i will
fubar0: NO you wont
X: I WILL SPELL CORRECTLY WHEN I NEED TO
Z: do you realize how not making an effort is holding you back from being a better person and succeding
X: IF ITS A TIME I DONT NEED TO I WONT
fubar0: AND THATS BEING LAZY
fubar0: AND YOU WONT GET ANYWHERE BEING LAZY
Z: Sorry,
Z: Good Luck with her furbar0
X: THANK YOU Z!
Z: i have to go, i have people to inspire and things to do with my life, unlike X
X: fine, HAVE FUN!
fubar0: ******** it....i give up she wants to learn the hard way let her....i just pray to god she realizes it before she can't go anywhere in life
Z: furbar0, please add me?
fubar0: will do
fubar0: OH
fubar0: the grammar guild join it
X: and then u do the WORST, u mispelled God
fubar0: ill get you the link
X: hehe not joinin
Z: and X, take the advice you are getting,
Z: thank you,
Z: i will
fubar0: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/?guild_id=8313
X: i willNT
Z: good bye
Z: and Good Luck with your lives
Z leaves the chat.
fubar0: i dont give a s**t X, its not worth loosing sleep over someone who wont be helped
X: well then, GLIH


im pretty sure i gave her the wrong adress for the guild but i added her so ill point Z in the right direction later.

i know i was over zealous, and that in my haste i misspelled quite a bit, but i hope what i said to her even a little soaked in. Z was a big help though and givin permission ill reveal her name later. but she is a wonderful person.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:57 pm


I'm really amazed at how dense people can be. stressed That stupid X... She really has no clue at all. It, sadly, seems as though you and Z were wasting your effort and kindness on her. All that and she is still being stupid and stubborn. *sigh* How very, very sad.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:28 pm


Wow, X is annoying. But fubar0 you really should capitalize the "i"'s in your sentences and the being letter in the first word of your sentences. It's very improper.
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