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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:46 pm
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Glyph Network Presents: Circle of 9 News Network.
Also, I bring in the evening News Reports on Nosgoth too. Haha.
Good Evening, I'm Madame Hatter and I'm in tonight for The Former Balance Guardian Ariel this evening,
Striking reports have been made on new sightings of the great 'Hash a' Gik', over the past few months more and more hunters have come forward with statements involving the mythical demon and several religious worshippers of the 'Hash a' Gik' cult have begun to question the actual existence of the terrible demon. More on this story tonight at 6 o'clock.
Let's go over to the weather report with Sullivan P. Cakester, one of our beloved, if not slightly angry critters of Nosgoth.
Sullivan-
Sullivan: D< IT'S GONNA ********' RAIN ALL WEEK!
o3o. Ahem, ah, how about the forcast for next week?
Sullivan: Oh, well when you ask about next week, it's supposed to be nothing but cloudly, cool, with even cooler temperatures in the evening, along with the occasional fire arrows being shot at in the evening by Sarafan and Vampire Hunting Thuglets, next week looks good. 8D
Thanks Sullivan.
While we're at it let's go to the Mortality and (cough) a*****e! (cough) Room with Mortanius the Necromancer. Mortainus-
Mortanius: Vampire death rates are actually DOWN this week, Madame. Surprisingly it seems as though the Sarafan are finding it harder and harder to find vampires in Nosgoth Any longer-
I wonder why that may be? (sarcasm)
Mortainus: Well, I can tell you this, human death rates are up and the chaos factor isn't really helping the fact that Nosgoth is STILL out of Order.
Ah. Well, that's some good news. Hey! How 'bout the Kill Point factor between Kain and Raziel in the sports report. How does that look?
Mortainus: Well Madame, between the two Kain is TECHNICALLY in the lead, but Raziel's numbers have been staggeringly high this week-
Sullivan: Let me stop you right there because...I kinda contributed to that factor-
Sullivan: Well...As a mischevious and ANGRY bunny creature thing I have a tendency to not control my anger and I MAY have kicked him in the face and he's kind a hunting me down now...so...yeah.
D< Sullivan!!
Sullivan: We'll be back after these messages-Gotta run!
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And that's the Nosgoth News Report for the evening. Hope you all enjoyed that. XD Anybody else feel free to contribute and fictatious Nosgoth News Reports.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:29 am
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:34 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:25 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:57 pm
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Glyph Network Presents: Circle of 9 News Network.
Good Evening, I'm Madame Hatter and I'm standing in once again this evening for Former Balance Guardian Ariel-
Sullivan: Go ahead and say it: She's not coming back. She's actually dead.
Ariel: Sullivan: o____O Ahem. Moving on.
Well, anyways welcome to the Nosgoth Network News Report for the evening.
Tonight we'll be Interviewing Moebius the Time Streamer this evening, along with the nature report, and some other miscellaneous news important to Nosgoth.
Mortanius: Is it really THAT important to Nosgoth?
Sullivan: Yeah! So stfu and wait for your turn with the Death Reports.
Mortainus: I do sports too-
Enough! Now, to go on several striking reports of an increase in Hylden Job loss in the Hylden City has caused several riots involving hylden being...well Hylden and doing the only thing they know how to do whne faced with rejection (even in the job department apparently): revolt.
Azimuth, tell us, since you're so familiar with Hylden customs let me know what it's liek down there.
Azimuth: *covering self from debris being thrown around* Well Madame, it's tough to say. It's exactly what you see. It's a riot. There are picket-signs and things being thrown around.
I'm curious Miss Azimuth, is there any particular reason why the Hylden Authorities haven't dealt with this matter? o.o
Azimuth: Well, to be quite honest I don't think they give a damn.
Ah, well good luck getting out of that riot Azimuth and stay safe.
Azimuth: Thanks I- *gets bonked in the head* OW! Watch it!
In further news reports there was a recent outbreak of strange and...unusually dressed vampire hunters speaking some form of 'Latin gibberish' and covered in extremely bizzare headgabs and feathered armor. We'll go to the scene now with Sullivan. Sullivan?
Sullivan: *is up in a tree trying to get away from them* YOU GET ME THE ******** OUT OF HERE OR I'LL USE YOU AS MY NEXT PUNCHING BAG! And this time you won't be as lucky as Pianoface... -____-
Hunter: VAMPARI NO TE!
Hunter 2: Semo ei!
Hunter 3: Es un conejo!
Sullivan: D< ******** YOU! UNDERSTAND?! ********! F.U.C.K Y.O.U!
o____o Ahem. We'll get you out of there. Anyways, uhhh. Let's go to a commercial break and we'll be right back.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:19 pm
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:54 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:47 pm
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