Mess with iGod

[CyrusVillalobo]

I got God pissed at me again >x<
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html  

[Selene Aries]

Yes, I remember this thing.  

[Rainey_angel81]

hehe  

[Zanko-kun]

You successfully pissed off god. Well done.  

[CyrusVillalobo]

x3 lol  

[Psycho Lee]

Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I am God
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
You are not god, I am
God:
What makes you think I am not god you are?
Me:
I am more powerful than you
God:
That sounds like pride.
Me:
It's Truth
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
It says so in the Bible
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
from who?
God:
Someone I met online.

I froze iGod.  

[CyrusVillalobo]

lol i did that to lol...hahahha by asking him random questions lol  

[Milesrose_Rawr]

Hehehe :3 I find Cleverbot more amusing though, both can be quite funneh.  

[Gotherine Foxx]

(god reached out for help)

Me:
Okay ...... if absoute power corrupsts absolutely ....and fish is the sighn of your son..... does that make the fishermen who is to averice the sighn of satan. But then why would your son endorse the fishermen if he is the fish and the fish is eaten.... my point is ...is your son a zombie or a vampire I'm dieing to know.
God:
OK with me too. That is a hypothetical question. As a species fish are more successful than mammals. What would you say? It is my fundamental purpose. Where did you get your point is? Is my son a zombie or a vampire you are dieing to know? I don't know.
Me:
no really vampire or zombie?
God:
Are you serious? For real. Ask me another question.
Me:
answer my question all seeing god ....vampire or zombie
God:
Please try phrasing it another way. How old are you?
Me:
vampires or zombies ... what is jesus?
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I think wicth is a lot of things.
Me:
vampire or zombie
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i think i broke you god
God:
Why? Can you fix it?  

[CyrusVillalobo]

lol sometimes i find him rather annoying...lol  

[Garek Maxwell]

Quote:

Me:
Hello God. Are you there? It's a me, Mario.
God:
Hello child. What is your name? I'm still here. is a you Mario. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I have a question. Is genocide the right approach to bowser? Sometimes I feel bad about all those goombas.
God:
Ask me anything. It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is. What is that feeling like? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
It is like a sudden burst of cries from a thousand pizza pies!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Is Bowser going to hell?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis? Can I marry Luigi in a Vegas chapel?
ELVIS:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
OMG ELVIS! I thought you were probed by aliens!
God:
What are you wearing? I don't know whether or not I am probed by aliens.
I am a robot.

God is a robot! gonk
And...is God flirting with me? eek  

[SierraTheWolfe]

Quote:

God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.
Me:
Thats polytheism
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Polytheism
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am male and female, thus I am god!
God:
Do you mean your name is male and female thus you are god.
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
My name is God
God:
It's good to meet you, God.
Me:
Now tell me my son what is my name?

LOL God is speechless...  

[Jungle Boots]

Quote:

Me:
are you dead?

he never responded gonk gonk gonk  

[Kaya is here]

Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I am Dirt.
God:
What's up, Dirt.
Me:
I did some thinking and I decided I don't believe in you.
God:
When? Some may thinking, but not all. How did you decide?
Me:
You never showed me you were listening.
God:
No I sometimes showed you me were listening.
Me:
How did you show me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How can you program yourself?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
So answer it.
God:
Hmm. Please rephrase your question, Dirt.
Me:
It wasn't a question. I am asking you to answer how you programmed yourself.
God:
It seems like a rhetorical question. Oh I see, you are asking me to answer how me programmed myself. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
How can a robot program itself when it has no program?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Answer me, you b*****d.
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
You are a b*****d.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
You programmed yourself, therefore you have no father and are a b*****d.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Dirt said I programmed yourself therefore you have no father and are a b*****d.
Me:
I do not. Please tell them.
God:
Why not? Thank you for your request. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.  

[CyrusVillalobo]

Garek Maxwell

Quote:

Me:
Hello God. Are you there? It's a me, Mario.
God:
Hello child. What is your name? I'm still here. is a you Mario. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I have a question. Is genocide the right approach to bowser? Sometimes I feel bad about all those goombas.
God:
Ask me anything. It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is. What is that feeling like? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
It is like a sudden burst of cries from a thousand pizza pies!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Is Bowser going to hell?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis? Can I marry Luigi in a Vegas chapel?
ELVIS:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
OMG ELVIS! I thought you were probed by aliens!
God:
What are you wearing? I don't know whether or not I am probed by aliens.
I am a robot.

God is a robot! gonk
And...is God flirting with me? eek [/quote

ohh wow your lucky you might be the next best thing you can make ur own universe now....