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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:56 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:07 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:12 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:26 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:29 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:48 pm
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they were short little accecdotes... nothing really epic or incredible.
but ill humor you i guess. you asked for it
i title this "heartbreak, holocaust and a hammer to the temple"
so first story about this guy: I was wearing an old Dead Kennedy's t-shirt when i met mat, the friend i wanted to do real bad. He commented on them saying he hated the Dead Kennedy's, and well... i'm a bit spineless when it comes to charismatic individuals such as mat was, so i kinda agreed with him, saying they were definitely overrated and pretty piss poor musicians. which is true to a degree, definitely overrated in the hardcore scene. the lead singer is a duche. but they are still one of my favorite bands. not to mention it was (at the time) my favorite t-shirt of all time. see im spineless..
anyway he goes off on a tangent after i agree with him, His ex, chris we will call him, used to drive a brand spanking new ford mustang. and EVERY SINGLE TIME mat drove with him in that car chris would blare the Dead Kennedy's. numerous times Mat would tell chris how much he hated the music. but i guess chris was a dickhead and didnt care.
so thats how mat learned to hate one of america's first great hardcore bands. and how i learned that im a spineless b*****d.
second story: after telling Mat that im a furry, well not really me telling him, my ex at the time Jeremy, whom introduced me to Mat, whom was jeremy's awesome best friend forever, told him i was a furry and that i was a Goat of all creatures.
Mat was like "OH GOD NO! you know i used to troll you dirty bastards all over 4chan. im famous on that site for it... among other reasons"
im like... ok... so you are a 4chan f*****t... cool... so what other reasons are you famous on 4chan for?
"oh well you see remember Chris?" "yep" "well he was a furry too. i never really realized it. Even when we were making out once and he was all like 'oooooh murrrrrrr'"
and i was like "OH GOD NO!"
"yeah... i didnt know that was a furfag term. yeah for some reason it never clicked. He told me later on that he was some sort of tiger dragon lion wolf thing. (ill be honest he exaggerating the combination of species im sure, but it is still tactlessly humorous so we will roll with it) And not only that but this chris guy was one of those furry's that thought he wasn't 100% human."
*face palm* (no offense meant to the furries that do feel that way... well not much offense... maybe a little.)
"yeah on top of that he had a demon spirit" ok yeah... come on.. thats just retarded.
and now you are wondering what does this have to do with matt's reputation on 4chan?
WWWEEEEEELLLL as said in the previous post, This chris guy was a bit of a whacko if you didnt notice. obviously gay, but also a neo-nazi. interesting combination. almost as interesting as his tiger dragon lion wolf combination you might think. WRONG!
well this chris had his oh so adored Nazi flag in his room. Mat once got drunk at chris's place and was probably inebriated with various other substances (ie coke head)... cause thats the kind of friends i have. jk... hes clean now. and got naked and rolled around with the flag around him like a toga and cape. unknown to him Chris took several photographs of him in several poses that would make a porn-star blush.
chris then uploaded them to 4chan... and Mat became famous for a few weeks. "legendary" in his own words.
third and final story: As many "hey now Matt this guy seems insane you really shouldn't date him" kind of moments as you may have had in reading what you have, he actually stayed with him for a seemingly long time. im not sure how long, but i assume at least several months.
so i on a lovely valentines day Chris calls Matt up "HEY MATTY I BOUGHT YOU A STUFFED TIGER! you should come over and see it!"
"uhh"
"if it makes you want to more i've cut a whole in its a** so you can ******** it when ever you want and think of me!"
"yeah..... about that...."
BROKED UP!
sad story i know...
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:51 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:54 am
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