Klokateer Sign-Ups. READ DISCLAIMER.

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

As you all may know, becoming a Klokateer is not an easy process. Some, if not most of you, will probably be injured, maimed, or even killed during the screenings alone.

If you are still interested, knowing the full consequences and possibilities of your choice, please sign the below document.


"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

_________________________
Printed Name

_________________________
Signature

_________________________
Date

(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)

 

[Biosecurity]

I am nothing but loyal to Dethklok and i offer my services, and myself, to them fully. redface

Here is my signed pain waiver:

 

[Biosecurity]

Oh, toki is afraid of me dying. He's asking if can just run snacks. What do i do Charles?  

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

Sanctiuke

Oh, toki is afraid of me dying. He's asking if can just run snacks. What do i do Charles?

We have different classes, and different training as such. if you choose to be a snack-runner, then you will be enrolled in that training program.

The mortality rate is surprisingly low, at about 25%.  

[mystic shadow313]

Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, _Conner_, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

_Conner_
Printed Name

_Conner_
Signature

_Dec. 26, 2009_
Date  

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

mystic shadow313

Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, _Conner_, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

_Conner_
Printed Name

_Conner_
Signature

_Dec. 26, 2009_
Date

Your application, upon review, has been accepted. I've added you to the list.  

[Praesagium]

"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, ____Praesagium____, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

___Praesagium Chemistry___
Printed Name

____Prae_________________
Signature

_______January 5, 2010_____
Date

Do I get a cookie now? Preferably one not laced with arsenic.  

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

Praesagium

"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, ____Praesagium____, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

___Praesagium Chemistry___
Printed Name

____Prae_________________
Signature

_______January 5, 2010_____
Date

Do I get a cookie now? Preferably one not laced with arsenic.

You signed the waiver, I can promise nothing.

I'll add you to the list.  

[_kumiko-chan92_]

"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, _____kumiko hasegawa____________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

_kumiko hasegawa________________________
Printed Name

_____kumiko____________________
Signature

________february 4, 2010_________________
Date

can i be in housekeeping? im quite good at it. like, laundry and stuff like that. biggrin  

[Tsukasa wave]

"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, tsukasa wave, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

tsukasa wave
Printed Name

TsUkAsA wAvE
Signature

3/12/2009
Date

(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)

 

[Lord HinataHyuga08]

"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I,Lord HinataHyuga08, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

___Lord HinataHyuga08______________________
Printed Name
Lord HinataHyuga08_________________________
Signature

_____April 16th,2010____________________
Date  

[Suitepiss]

"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, SuitePee, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

__suitepee_____________________
Printed Name

suiteppe
Signature

_____april 19 2010____________________
Date

(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)  

[Nathan Explosions]

wooooo more security  

[Squire of Shadows]

CFO Charles Ofdensen

"PAIN WAIVER"



Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen



I, Squire of Shadows , do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

Squire of Shadows
Printed Name

Squire of Shadows
Signature

5/8/2010
Date

(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)

 

[Squire of Shadows]

I call Bodyguard!!!