Ask a stupid Question, get a stupid Answer

[Sanguine Roku]

The rules are simple... Ask your question, and the next person answers. That person then posts their own question.

Here's an example

ALTA [GRAVE]

KiriA500

Q: What do you get when you cross a Materia with a Hi-Potion?

A bottle with a shiny rock in it! Sht00peD!!!

Q: What kind of babies would you get if you crossed Shiva and Ifrit?

 

[Sanguine Roku]

A: Probably a pineapple grenade...that's what you get when you mix fire and ice, right?

Q: Why does it seem like Sephiroth's sword gets longer for each new game he's in?  

[Alma_Frostangel]

A:cats you know they jump high places.

Q:wow does every final fantasy main character have spiky hair?  

[mew Aeris]

A: Yes, because they all eat lots of peanut butter.

Q. Why do the healers always die first?  

[Black Caped Man]

A: for this reason.


Q: Wait, hold on. So really, Sephiroth is just an over reacting environmentalist? Does that make AVALANCHE a bunch of Communists and Chauvinistic bastards?  

[Sanguine Roku]

A:Yes, except for Yuffie...she's a capitalist

Q:What's that pom pom on a moogle's head for?  

[Neko_chan_IX]

A: only for cuteness xD
Q: why the hell sephy as to be such an emo and a mommy s boy? O-o  

[mew Aeris]

A: Because Kefka is so much more awesome!

Q: So IS Quina (FFIX) a he or a she?  

[Princess Schala Zeal]

A: Who cares, I'm bi, but not attracted to her

Q: Why is it that you find asteroids in the hemisphere, yet you find hemroids in your a**?  

[Sanguine Roku]

A: Just imagine if it was the other way around...

Q: Why is there a Cid in every Final Fantasy?  

[Yanueh]

He's a time lord. Those airships are his TARDIS.

Why was Josef bald?  

[The Real Raijin]

A: Because the monsters starting inflicting pain from the top instead of the bottom?

Q: Why is Tifa found more attractive than Lulu(FFX)?  

[HoIograph]

A: Because she's mine.

Q: Do you like cheese?  

[Valiant Gunner]

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A : Y E S!!!~
Q: Why does Rufus like wearing dainty white suits ?

 

[mew Aeris]

a: He likes the smell of bleach.

q: Why do you have to go through all the trouble of inbreeding chocobos in order to get Knights of the Round?