FOR A GOOD LAUGH

[eBoz74]

Post some of the funniest dirty jokes you've heard  

[x-MangoIceeT]

what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

SANTA ONLY KEEPS 3 HO'S

 

[Georg-Pryme]

Ok you said dirty....

How do you know you have a high sperm count?



When the Girl has to chew before she swallows.  

[iiCutieAzn-x]

umm idk  

[Jared3121]

HA! I think I just LOL'd out loud.  

[CustomBuild]

This dudes walkin down the beach and he sees this chick with no arms or legs
layin on the beach cryin. He walks over to her and asks her whats wrong. She
said,"All my life people have shunned me, most men won't even give me a hug." The dude was like, well that's easy, so he bent down and hugged her. Now she's crying even more and he's like,"Well, what's wrong now?" and she says," the real reason I've been crying is because I've never been kissed by a man and probably never will be." The dude says,"well that's easy" and he bends down and kisses her. Now she's crying EVEN more and the dudes like" WTF is wrong now?" and she says" I've never been fukked" The dude looks around and sees no one on the beach, he bends down, picks her up, looks her deep in the eyes, and throws her into the ocean and says," Well now your fukked."  

[skyewalker]

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "******** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer ******** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.  

[sick_twisted27]

THATS ******** cold

CustomBuild

This dudes walkin down the beach and he sees this chick with no arms or legs
layin on the beach cryin. He walks over to her and asks her whats wrong. She
said,"All my life people have shunned me, most men won't even give me a hug." The dude was like, well that's easy, so he bent down and hugged her. Now she's crying even more and he's like,"Well, what's wrong now?" and she says," the real reason I've been crying is because I've never been kissed by a man and probably never will be." The dude says,"well that's easy" and he bends down and kisses her. Now she's crying EVEN more and the dudes like" WTF is wrong now?" and she says" I've never been fukked" The dude looks around and sees no one on the beach, he bends down, picks her up, looks her deep in the eyes, and throws her into the ocean and says," Well now your fukked."