What the Sims taught me about life

[Lady Vina]

The Sims 2 Nightlife taught me that

-not everybody will like you
-there's more than one right person, you just have to find them and choose one
-If you have $5000 and an on-call matchmaker, love is a piece of cake
-Poker is the best game, EVER
-If you're a good date, you'll get flowers all the time  

[Iris Lise]

- You need to be friends with a vampire before he'll bite your neck, the rest of the population he's not so picky.
- PDA will result in older women hitting you with their purses
- Anyone can be a DJ and make money  

[de.Lici.ous]

Agreed.

Also, if you're an 'Icon' (actor) you get a plastic surgery kit for free and can fix up that ugly face razz  

[tokkitoria]

-Don't play a prank on any old lady with the last name "Crumplebottom"
-The more you wokr and the more skills you earn, th emore likly you will be promoted
 

[Iris Lise]

General Sims 2 teachings

- If you don't have enough friends, no matter how good you or skillful you are at your job, you won't be promoted
- You gain your figure back immediately after giving birth, even twins.  

[SirEmino]

Sims Teachings.

If you dont have enough bathroom, you'll ends up peing on the floor.

The waiter will sometimes drops food tray on you, unless you're his/her friends.

Everyone can repairs everything, given that you have some skills.

Nanny is just a waste of time and money. They comes and watch the tv and feed themselves, as opposed to watching the kids and feeding them.  

[smilylady]

those are all great sims teachings  

[FateNotDenial]

-You are allowed to pat yourself on the back after finishing a term paper.
-If you wish to greatly decrease your chances of dying, study cooking and mechanics.
-If you do what you want all your life, never what you have to do, then you will be rewarded with a strange green liquid which will lengthen your life.
-If a neighbor owns a plant with a face, don't go near it.  

[Zwiebelsaft!]

Simlish is an official language domokun  

[Jessabell525]

Lici.Rocker

Agreed.

Also, if you're an 'Icon' (actor) you get a plastic surgery kit for free and can fix up that ugly face razz

What job can you get that on?  

[Iris Lise]

Jessabell525

Lici.Rocker

Agreed.

Also, if you're an 'Icon' (actor) you get a plastic surgery kit for free and can fix up that ugly face razz

What job can you get that on?

With the Show Business Career. You need to be a university graduate (without hacks/cheating) to get it.  

[SkitaticRaze]

Comfort comes at a real price. So much so I had to sack the maid.... and she was having lesbian sex with my wife.... don't really seem to mind however.  

[Rainbow Testosterone]

- always have a fire alarm installed otherwise your things will turn into smoldering ash
-doors are non-existant, you can walk through them, even when they are closed
-A piece of wall is $1, and no contractors required  

[Lady Vina]

Birthdays are celebrated by major life transitions (Childhood, Teenage Years, Adulthood, etc), not by years.  

[wtf ebay]

My sims game can predict the future.