Mr. Obama......

[Hans Reiker]

is coming to my college on Friday, the secret ******** service will be everywhere.  

[Shrantic]

I saw him in a helicopter flying not more than 1000-3000m off in the distance, once.  

[Buki_Actual]

Hans Reiker

is coming to my college on Friday, the secret ******** service will be everywhere.

Hide.  

[Fresnel]

Ask about a job. Wear a 'Nam surplus jacket, cut your hair in a mohawk, and tell them you drive taxis for a living.  

[CapitalistPleb]

Fresnel

Ask about a job. Wear a 'Nam surplus jacket, cut your hair in a mohawk, and tell them you drive taxis for a living.

LOL  

[OberFeldwebel]

Hans Reiker

is coming to my college on Friday, the secret ******** service will be everywhere.

Bring a camera and capture the libtard butthurt and white guilt,
post pictures here
????
PROFIT!!!!  

[Variola Major]

Hans Reiker

is coming to my college on Friday, the secret ******** service will be everywhere.

Cool. I've always wanted to meet a Secret Service agent.  

[Variola Major]

Shrantic

I saw him in a helicopter flying not more than 1000-3000m off in the distance, once.

That would be Marine One.  

[Fresnel]

Variola Major

Shrantic

I saw him in a helicopter flying not more than 1000-3000m off in the distance, once.

That would be Marine One.

I thought Marines One, Two, and Three always flew together in formation.  

[Shrantic]

Variola Major

Shrantic

I saw him in a helicopter flying not more than 1000-3000m off in the distance, once.

That would be Marine One.

He was just campaigning back then, so probably not.  

[Variola Major]

Fresnel

Variola Major

Shrantic

I saw him in a helicopter flying not more than 1000-3000m off in the distance, once.

That would be Marine One.

I thought Marines One, Two, and Three always flew together in formation.

I'm pretty sure they do, but I'm also pretty sure Marine One is the President's personal chopper, like Air Force One. Then again, putting him in Marine Two or Three while saying he's in Marine One wouldn't necessarily be a bad idea. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the Secret Service did just that.  

[Fresnel]

Variola Major

Fresnel

Variola Major

Shrantic

I saw him in a helicopter flying not more than 1000-3000m off in the distance, once.

That would be Marine One.

I thought Marines One, Two, and Three always flew together in formation.

I'm pretty sure they do, but I'm also pretty sure Marine One is the President's personal chopper, like Air Force One. Then again, putting him in Marine Two or Three while saying he's in Marine One wouldn't necessarily be a bad idea. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the Secret Service did just that.

I think technically, whatever plane he's in has the callsign "Air Force One", no matter what plane it actually is. Though Marines One through Three are identical, so it doesn't matter which one you say he's on.  

[Kuuhaku-shou]

Hans Reiker

is coming to my college on Friday, the secret ******** service will be everywhere.

"Kids, I just had a conversation with General LeClerc.
He told me he was first into Paris, and by God, he wanted to be first into Berchtesgaden.
I told him I understood his point.
Now you fire up Second Battalion and outflank that French son of a b*tch!"
-Col. Sink, Band of Brothers

1. Steal Secret Service Agent's gun.
2. Point and shoot in the direction of Obama.
3. ????
4. PROFIT

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