Westboro is coming to town

[Requiem ex Inferni]

So apparently Westboro Baptist Church is coming to Sacramento. For those of you who don't know anything about them (and if you don't, something is wrong here), they're a "church"- and I use this term lightly- from Topeka, Kansas, who basically went around to soldiers funerals and began spewing forth s**t like "your son died because homosexuality is prevalent in America". It got so bad that a BIKER GANG, of all groups, began acting as security for the funerals.

They basically hate, and I quote, "fags and f**-lovers". They claim that we are fighting in Iraq because "God is punishing us for being an evil nation full of fags". They've boycotted at the funerals of Coretta Scott King, Mr. Rogers, Jerry Falwell, Matthew Shepard (the guy beat to death at his school for being gay), and, as I stated, the funerals of soldiers. They hate any religion other than their own, including most sects of Christianity, and they are racist, particularly against Italians, Irish and black people. They also believe Obama is the Antichrist, but I'm not too concerned about that when compared to the other s**t.

Now, back to my point; they're going to be coming to Sacramento Friday, and protesting at two high schools, one of which is one train stop away from my college. A bunch of people, some of whom I know from high school, are going to go counter-protest, and I'm considering going to see the WBC make themselves look like idiots in person. I may also do some trolling of my own.

The Facebook page says that "we're not getting physical", but if one of those inbred ******** lays a hand on me, they're getting their a** hauled off to jail. And if they throw anything other than a fist at me, they'll be going to the hospital to get a 4" stainless steel blade extracted from their stomach.  

[Buki_Actual]

I'm surprised they haven't gotten out here yet, especially in the San Francisco area.  

[Buki_Actual]

There's actually a FB group "Americans Against the Westboro Baptist Church".

Have you noticed all of the anti-Westboro groups are infinitely larger than the pro-Westboro groups?  

[uryu ishida]

s**t, who DIDN'T they protest? ALF!?  

[OberFeldwebel]

Boycotting Funeral homes?

Throw their corpses inna woods for the wolves to pick clean.



I bet a lot of people, including myself, wish it would be legal to beat the s**t out of or possibly kill those pricks disturbing the peace at funerals.  

[Fresnel]

Make a giant sign that says "GOD HATES CHRISTIANS".  

[Shrantic]

Show up flamingly gay. Miniskirt, bonnet, make-up, heels, everything.

Then agree with everything they say.  

[Fresnel]

Shrantic

Show up flamingly gay.

Also, open carry (or CCW a very large airsoft pistol, if you can't OC), and carry a sign that says "ARMED GAYS DON'T GET BASHED."

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They hate any religion other than their own, including most sects of Christianity, and they are racist, particularly against Italians, Irish and black people. They also believe Obama is the Antichrist,

 

[Variola Major]

Requiem in Mortis

they are racist, particularly against Italians, Irish and black people.

What? That's pretty much the entire East Coast right there. Who don't they hate? Whatever happened to "Love thy neighbour" or "Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself"?  

[Fresnel]

Variola Major

Requiem in Mortis

they are racist, particularly against Italians, Irish and black people.

What? That's pretty much the entire East Coast right there. Who don't they hate? Whatever happened to "Love thy neighbour" or "Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself"?

The Irish are predominantly Catholic, which is why the KKK hates them. I'd imagine the Italians are the same.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Fresnel: I'm thinking of trolling them just for the hell of it. I want to roll up in a car, turn up the speakers, and alternate between blasting Queen (gay singer) and Judas Priest (very large gay following). Maybe throw in a little Slayer, too.

Shrantic: ah, no. Me in a miniskirt is not something I would ever torture anyone with.  

[Buki_Actual]

Fresnel

Shrantic

Show up flamingly gay.

Also, open carry (or CCW a very large airsoft pistol, if you can't OC), and carry a sign that says "ARMED GAYS DON'T GET BASHED."

Horible idea, Fres. Especially since it will be in the capitol of Commiefornia.

Also, if even a fist gets thrown at you, respond with the knife.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

There are going to be cops there, Buckner. I don't know how self-defense laws work, but I'm pretty sure knife against fists equals me in jail.  

[Buki_Actual]

Requiem in Mortis

There are going to be cops there, Buckner. I don't know how self-defense laws work, but I'm pretty sure knife against fists equals me in jail.

Not if he throws the first punch.

And I didn't mean actually attacking him with it. I meant drawing it to deter an imminent threat. If he continues to advance, cut his arm. If he still continues to advance, then attack without restriction.  

[ArmasTermin]

Those people are the acrid tar used to finish the tops of industrial roofs. The buildup of scum that attaches to the bottom of boats at sea for too long. The lowest percentage of hateful, sorry-excuses for human beings that have no place on this earth besides an active volcano. And unfortunately that would be too flashy and epic a death for vermin like them. And I do apologize to all rats offended to be connected to these people. Rats don't deserve that. Those people bring down the word of God and most of them have probably never even opened a Bible. They're just filled with all the hate they can come up with, built on nothing. And then they brainwash their children to be the same. And they call themselves a "church" so the government can't even step in and put those kids in foster homes, where they'd be much better off.

Every time I hear of that abomination, I just get way too pissed off. Requiem, I don't know what you'll end up doing. But whatever you do, do it twice as hard for me.

(This is where a thumbs up emoticon would be if there was one.)