Topical Cypher

[CustomBuild]

Topic: The rules of Topical Cyphering

Just sittin, chillin, lookin for somethin new to do
cause gettin away from the usual is crucial to
expand ya repertoire
Perfect every set of bars
Cause the next level is always, just a step apart
this is a staircase
whether you spit about rabbits and turtles
or hair, race,
sex, drugs, or you just mad at a curfew
it don't matter, cause you don't choose the topic
except for the next cat once you proved you could drop it


Short but to the point, basically I'll choose a topic and the next verse has to be about that topic, then after their verse they choose a topic for the next cat.

Next Topic: Someone who is always giving backhanded compliments and don't seem to know they do it.  

[Sharashi]

When I slug this ***** lets see his inSALT,
give ya a shattered jaw that'll make thugs abide by the law

I done told this c**t to cut it out but he wont listen to me
now um up to touch down this b***h and punt me a p***y

I might let the punk go since he's probably dumb or retarded
but id rather ******** his girl at night when she's drunk and on da chronic


Topic:
That c**k eyed lady in church who stares at you through the whole service like you're doing something wrong. Then at the ends just says you look nice. -_-  

[ReIevant]

Got me checkin' myself, is their something in my hair!?
No, she' just sitting there, no care, just a cold 'n' lonely stare.
A dead glare, one eye on me, the other? On the pastor.
Steven King needs new material? Find this b***h, and Cast her.
Faster, faster, DAMNIT, can the man be speaking any slower!?
I gotta get outa here, her unamazed gaze is getting colder!
"Amen!", he puts away his books, but me? I'm still feelin' shook.
Get up from my seat, "Is she still around?" I go and take a look.
"Not here, not there", Good, this b***h doesn't seem to be anywhere.
Thinkin', "SHE SNUCK UP ON ME! DAMNIT, SHE ISN"T FAIR!"
Before I can turn around, she had already caught me in her gaze.
Undazed, she layed her gaze upon me, as if she'd been there for days.
She opens her wrinkled mouth, one eye on me, the other who knows.
I just KNEW she was gonna scold me, or eat me, she's evil, a FOE!
"You look good today, sonny..." and turned around, that's all she said.
Trust her? Nope, this happens ever Sunday, she's just getting in my head.

Next Topic : Bitches that ******** up your order in a drive through, EVEN THOUGH you told her three times what you wanted it to be.  

[CustomBuild]

back when I was livin in a car in a parkin lot
doin homework, listenin to tunes when it started off
the beat was fresh, but that's not why I was noddin off
Stomach rumblin, I need to find some nourishment
I see a BK and that's all I needed for encouragement
go through the drive thru and pull up to the speaker
roll down the window and hear turn it down please sir
I ******** with the volume while she ask how she can help me
I ask to take a moment, should I gorge or be healthy
I say I'm ready....
I say I'm ready...(crickets)
I say I'm ready,
She got an attitude when she says that she heard me
shrug it off, how she feel just don't really concern me

(Speaking)"Can I get a chicken Sandwich, two tacos, a sourdough cheese burger and a large coke no ice"

So it's just one apple pie
small drink half coke half a sprite and a double whopper
I almost cut her off man I needed to stop her
let her know she got it wrong then repeat what I wanted
tells me it's her bad but now she thinks that she got it
Starts to say the order but can't hear through the static
tell her I'll pull up and make sure that we have this
Gotta correct her twice before we make the transaction
she passes me the coke, a bag, and a handful of napkins
Pull up just a little check the bag and no lie
I got two ******** tacos and a frozen apple pie
At this point in my life I can't put up with much more
So I pull around the lot and walk in from the front door
I see the teller talkin to the manager they buddy buddy
lookin right my direction actin like somethin's funny
I head over to the dude he asks if there's a problem
there's couple, but if I get my food man I know we can solve em
wants my receipt , but it must've fallen off in the passenger

(Speaking) "Look man I was JUST at the window, you know what the ******** goin on and I'm really just not in the mood"

He called me a b***h and pulled out a spatula
I swear ta god,
I ******** snatched it, grabbed him, proceeded ta bash him
with the same frozen pie that they were havin their laugh with
he took a step back so I chucked, he tried duckin it
It caught right between the eyes and he plummeted
Everything stopped, so I hopped over the counter and crossed
to the kitchen, eyes on the pie won't nobody ******** with it
got to the grill there's already some patties on top of it
took like four of em then I added some garnishments
nothin too fancy I just wanted to have it my way
then walked back out through the croud like have a nice day!!


Topic: You get phone service everywhere except the place you at the most.  

[Sharashi]

I get service in bed, and even parking lots ( wink )
But T-mobile would be the b***h to park my c**k

I could be dying in the TWIN TOWERS for all they know
service preventing me from dialing 911 on my phone

My moms worried but I'm losing stress
d**k in a b***h and the b***h on the desk
Suddenly my phone rings I'm getting a text
oh s**t my phone was on the whole time and my gf heard us having sex

New topic: That annoying kid that keeps talking to you like you're his friend and s**t  

[ReIevant]

"Hey!...Hey!" I know what you're thinking, 'doesn't he hear him?'
I do, loud and clear, but on the real? I don't want to be near him.
So I'm stearin' away, slowly, puttin' in my earphone, to play it off.
So if he DOES stop me, I can say, "Sorry man, had on my favorite song."
Tappin' on my shoulder, I turn around, lookin' hard as a boulder.
Dislocated his shoulder, ripped out his heart, and fed it to some gofers.
....or atleast that's what I wanted to do, but instead I acted friendly.
"Oh, you been calling me for 30 minutes? Wow, Geez, must be kiddin' me."
You see, this guy here was somebody I had a class with in school.
The kind of guy that gets his a** whupped fast for being uncool.
You know the type, right? Loud with embarrasing conversation.
Like if they were in poke'mon, which animal would be the one they're datin'.
It's blatant that I don't want to be around him, so I wish for his leave.
Try to give hints, look at my watch, cough a lil, jiggle my keys.
He doesn't see. He's too consumed in "This girl i seen across the street".
Talkin like he gets p***y, but he doesn't, probably has mold in his skeet.
We're in the mall, and across the hall? 3 bad bitches, lookin' our way.
But me next to him? Bad move, they probly thinkin' I'm a nerd, or gay.
They wave, I pass a smile, they giggle, and my p***s starts to wiggle.
Then the nerd stops me, says, "Hey Greg, lemme' talk to you just a little."
"Make it quick", i said, but in my head? I'm thinkin' "Heavin' I found ya'."
He said, "We cool, but It's not a good look with the ladies, being around ya.."
I'm like "WHAT!?" Then he pats my back, and walk to 3 sexy girls.
Looked at me, gave me a wink, grabbed ones a**, while her smile unfurled.
What in the world...I guess s**t changes when you're all grown and s**t.
They're still gigglin', i look down, "********!" I'm hard, and they noticed it...
Man, ******** this s**t...

Next Topic : Sitting with a group of people, listening to a GOD awful rapper, whose getting hella' paid. Everybody else thinks it's bangin', but you're the only one not feeling it.  

[Zion GND]

wtf ***** i dont wanna watch u crank it/
and yo leg aint dingy so y the ******** did u stank it/
seriously gucci shouldnt even be paid/
i'd prolly piss in a cup and give his a** my lemonade/
these niggas call themselves lyrical/
i call them satyrical/
the rap game is dyin, pac and biggie is cryin/
cuz these fake flags flyin and the media stay lyin/
real s**t i only feel the game when i smoke/
and i needed too alot after i heard "on a boat"/
dont get me wrong im the last one to start hatin/
but damn did it get an academy ******** it im off the mainstream back to the mixtapes/
i might actually buy one just so i can help a great/
em cee, maybee ******** it i could really care less/
he prolly gonna sell it to the fast cars, clubs, and breasts/
i guess is strayed off but s**t that's how it all start/
they go hard for 2 weeks and then they a** fall apart/

uhm next topic........top 5 favorite artists and wat got u into em.  

[L0rde]

remember as a milk sipper, my brother hipped me up to Jigga
learned D'Evils of the world thru him; he hipped me up to liquor
rhymin crime spitter made me wanna hold my block up
then he taught me how to dress proper, hollerin "HOV" wit the rock up
finally got my stock up but i was still just a little G
til my young black brotha put me on to Mac Driggidy
a Mac named Dre who saw the gift of gab and grabbed it
had a knack for spittin raps ever since he took a stab at it
cough up some nasty s**t like youd hear from asthmatics
taught me to "thizz or die" and as far as death? i was bad at it
so i got hyphy while they was yuppin in they white t's
im screamin "DEATH TO YOU HATERS!" they singin "oh i think they like me"
nicely once heard a ***** as to whom
my tunes got consumed by the name of Devin the Dude
lessons learned bout bitches and how you can have rags AND riches
taught me how to go in and keep a b***h up out my business
every chick that on my trimless should know i got some of my game from them
cant forget the shady character slim AKA eminem
as mush as youd like to hate it he was one who really made it
fine to call out gays and have the public straight okay it
jaded by the last dude to enter the room
he goes by several names by my fav is MF DOOM
no trick spellin, he taught me how to tangle lines
inbed them in your mind and make sense at the same time

"topic: that ***** who call you and asks you who you are even they the ones that called you"  

[T3ddY tha PandA]

Who am i ***** who you
Call my phone askin me dude
I dont know you why you callin my number
Look you talkin real slick you might need to slumber
If i find out who you are life will be mines
Think next time before you put the final nine

next topic: That ***** who never go away  

[Zion GND]

dwayne dwayne go away dont come by here no more today....(ok now the s**t ******** it make it a week ***** u always at the crib/
it's like damn boy is it that bad where u live?/
like when u turn the faucet mercury and blood come out?/
oh it dont? well pardon me ***** but get the ******** out/
i got things to do and bitches to see/
my fault bitchs to do and things to see/
things to be? nah not u ur only aspiration/
is to bomb at a ***** house and then say they hatin/
great this ***** already took his shoes off/
***** wat the ******** yo damn toes need lysol/
he looks down and sniffs em/
im thinkin "this *****"/
wait.....ew is that ******** nah get to steppin and dont step on my grass/
im not ABN but s**t it's my nature to be an a**/
u? thats a well s**t u just pain to and in me/
when u figure that s**t out then u can come try to end me/
wait correction fight but s**t u win regardless/
and stop leavin yo clothes at crib that s**t is slawness/
u the epitamy of lame im the epiphany of game/
so wash ya a** dont come back and wave ur lighters if u feel this/
*wave lighters*  

[L0rde]

iiGwappa-BLACC-GND

dwayne dwayne go away dont come by here no more today....(ok now the s**t ******** it make it a week ***** u always at the crib/
it's like damn boy is it that bad where u live?/
like when u turn the faucet mercury and blood come out?/
oh it dont? well pardon me ***** but get the ******** out/
i got things to do and bitches to see/
my fault bitchs to do and things to see/
things to be? nah not u ur only aspiration/
is to bomb at a ***** house and then say they hatin/
great this ***** already took his shoes off/
***** wat the ******** yo damn toes need lysol/
he looks down and sniffs em/
im thinkin "this *****"/
wait.....ew is that ******** nah get to steppin and dont step on my grass/
im not ABN but s**t it's my nature to be an a**/
u? thats a well s**t u just pain to and in me/
when u figure that s**t out then u can come try to end me/
wait correction fight but s**t u win regardless/
and stop leavin yo clothes at crib that s**t is slawness/
u the epitamy of lame im the epiphany of game/
so wash ya a** dont come back and wave ur lighters if u feel this/
*wave lighters*

rofl whats the next topic?  

[Zion GND]

S0_Amazing

iiGwappa-BLACC-GND

dwayne dwayne go away dont come by here no more today....(ok now the s**t ******** it make it a week ***** u always at the crib/
it's like damn boy is it that bad where u live?/
like when u turn the faucet mercury and blood come out?/
oh it dont? well pardon me ***** but get the ******** out/
i got things to do and bitches to see/
my fault bitchs to do and things to see/
things to be? nah not u ur only aspiration/
is to bomb at a ***** house and then say they hatin/
great this ***** already took his shoes off/
***** wat the ******** yo damn toes need lysol/
he looks down and sniffs em/
im thinkin "this *****"/
wait.....ew is that ******** nah get to steppin and dont step on my grass/
im not ABN but s**t it's my nature to be an a**/
u? thats a well s**t u just pain to and in me/
when u figure that s**t out then u can come try to end me/
wait correction fight but s**t u win regardless/
and stop leavin yo clothes at crib that s**t is slawness/
u the epitamy of lame im the epiphany of game/
so wash ya a** dont come back and wave ur lighters if u feel this/
*wave lighters*

rofl whats the next topic?

females that hold grudges for s**t that u dont even kno u did  

[L0rde]

iiGwappa-BLACC-GND

S0_Amazing

iiGwappa-BLACC-GND

dwayne dwayne go away dont come by here no more today....(ok now the s**t ******** it make it a week ***** u always at the crib/
it's like damn boy is it that bad where u live?/
like when u turn the faucet mercury and blood come out?/
oh it dont? well pardon me ***** but get the ******** out/
i got things to do and bitches to see/
my fault bitchs to do and things to see/
things to be? nah not u ur only aspiration/
is to bomb at a ***** house and then say they hatin/
great this ***** already took his shoes off/
***** wat the ******** yo damn toes need lysol/
he looks down and sniffs em/
im thinkin "this *****"/
wait.....ew is that ******** nah get to steppin and dont step on my grass/
im not ABN but s**t it's my nature to be an a**/
u? thats a well s**t u just pain to and in me/
when u figure that s**t out then u can come try to end me/
wait correction fight but s**t u win regardless/
and stop leavin yo clothes at crib that s**t is slawness/
u the epitamy of lame im the epiphany of game/
so wash ya a** dont come back and wave ur lighters if u feel this/
*wave lighters*

rofl whats the next topic?

females that hold grudges for s**t that u dont even kno u did

b***h you nuts! we dont see eachother enough
for me to ******** s**t up, but you say i ******** it up
girl you crazy! what you mean don't call you baby?
she said "***** i saw you do what men all do lately!
and blantently!", but i was at my mama house
come on, wow; you jealous of my mama now??
she said "naw not that! you know what you did!"
i said if i did we wouldnt be goin thru this s**t
she be like "dont play stupid!" i be like who is you b***h??
comin at me crazy on some topic that honeslty left me clueless
im just trynna keep the peace like a buddhist
but push me again, b***h, and i might just leave you toothless!
naw im just playin, boo, but quit it wit that attitude
cause, though i never hit a girl, i'd shake the s**t outta you!  

[Detrick II]

S0_Amazing

iiGwappa-BLACC-GND

S0_Amazing

iiGwappa-BLACC-GND

dwayne dwayne go away dont come by here no more today....(ok now the s**t ******** it make it a week ***** u always at the crib/
it's like damn boy is it that bad where u live?/
like when u turn the faucet mercury and blood come out?/
oh it dont? well pardon me ***** but get the ******** out/
i got things to do and bitches to see/
my fault bitchs to do and things to see/
things to be? nah not u ur only aspiration/
is to bomb at a ***** house and then say they hatin/
great this ***** already took his shoes off/
***** wat the ******** yo damn toes need lysol/
he looks down and sniffs em/
im thinkin "this *****"/
wait.....ew is that ******** nah get to steppin and dont step on my grass/
im not ABN but s**t it's my nature to be an a**/
u? thats a well s**t u just pain to and in me/
when u figure that s**t out then u can come try to end me/
wait correction fight but s**t u win regardless/
and stop leavin yo clothes at crib that s**t is slawness/
u the epitamy of lame im the epiphany of game/
so wash ya a** dont come back and wave ur lighters if u feel this/
*wave lighters*

rofl whats the next topic?

females that hold grudges for s**t that u dont even kno u did

b***h you nuts! we dont see eachother enough
for me to ******** s**t up, but you say i ******** it up
girl you crazy! what you mean don't call you baby?
she said "***** i saw you do what men all do lately!
and blantently!", but i was at my mama house
come on, wow; you jealous of my mama now??
she said "naw not that! you know what you did!"
i said if i did we wouldnt be goin thru this s**t
she be like "dont play stupid!" i be like who is you b***h??
comin at me crazy on some topic that honeslty left me clueless
im just trynna keep the peace like a buddhist
but push me again, b***h, and i might just leave you toothless!
naw im just playin, boo, but quit it wit that attitude
cause, though i never hit a girl, i'd shake the s**t outta you!

and the next topic is?  

[Hal Mob City]

Sharashi

I get service in bed, and even parking lots ( wink )
But T-mobile would be the b***h to park my c**k

I could be dying in the TWIN TOWERS for all they know
service preventing me from dialing 911 on my phone

My moms worried but I'm losing stress
d**k in a b***h and the b***h on the desk
Suddenly my phone rings I'm getting a text
oh s**t my phone was on the whole time and my gf heard us having sex

New topic: That annoying kid that keeps talking to you like you're his friend and s**t

ayo man, what's that wrapped around your bicep?