Yo MAMA!

[OhMyDayum]

crack some yo mama jokes, mess around, challenge to a yo mama fight  

[Avra-Ava]

ok so....
Yo mama's so ugly......shes ugly x333 no one can beat that
seriously no one can.....  

[OhMyDayum]

lol yo mamas tits r so small every1's gotta tell her..throw some D's on that
b i t c h razz  

[Avra-Ava]

O.O i still vote mine but okie dokie ill bring on some more if you want > biggrin D

Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked (on) in a bike  

[OhMyDayum]

lol ur mamas so stupid..she climbed over a clear wall just to see the other side surprised  

[Avra-Ava]

Crap thats harsh x33

Ur mama's so cheap that when you wanted to ride your skateboard she yelled out the door get off the family car..... 9:  

[OhMyDayum]

LMFAO HOW WEIRD!!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT JOKE!!! LOL!!!! i know this is an oldie but...yo mamas so ugly..when she wanted to enter an ugly contest..they said sorry no pro's  

[Avra-Ava]

lolz you were to slow and not so old how bout this

Yo mamas so fat that when she went on an elevator she had to get off because it was only 10 people maximum....and she went on alone (just saying...)  

[OhMyDayum]

razz yo mamas so fat AND ugly..when she walked in a stripper club..they paid just NOT to take her cloths off  

[Avra-Ava]

omg this girl was going to tell me a secret so im like what is it
then shes like ohhh why should i tell you would you tell me stuff
and im like ok then im making something
and shes like what are you making
i said an email
shes like for who or what
and im like a website
and shes like ohhh what website
and i told her and she said ohhh!! im going on that to
and im like why??
and she said cause ur on it  

[OhMyDayum]

xD kk brb  

[Hawkward]

Um your momma is so stupid her idea of safe smex is locking the car door surprised



Your momma so poor she put a soda on lay away at burger king


your momma so fat that in order to get her to climb a flight of stairs you have to put a twinkie at the top

'nuff said  

[Avra-Ava]

dang......thats harsh  

[OhMyDayum]

xD and funny  

[laharl prince]

yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death

yo momma so hairy big foot told her to shave

yo mmoma so stupid she looked at the orange juice bottle just because it said concetratee

yo momma so stupid she asked questions to the computer screen just because she saw it said ask.

yo momma so stupid when she saw herself in the mirror she thought she was struck in the mirror.

yo momma so stupid when she looked at her reflection in the water she thought she was drownin

yo momma so fat she used the titanic as a rowboat

yo momma so ugly she need 2 bags to cover her face

yo momma so fat they found bacon bits in her blood stream

yo momma so fat she sweat bacon grease

yo momma so fat she put some candy on hold at a corner store

yo momma so ugly that when a girl was looking for a dog she said she didnt want that ugly dog while poinning at yo momma

yo momma so stupid she thought tooth paste was a tasty glue to keep your teeth together. mrgreen