Zombie Table

[Man of the Demoneye]

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/37318/the-zombie-table-a-product-you-can-really-get-behind

I really would like one. On a more humerous note, apparently since it is kept mainly for defensive/offensive purposes it's banned in England! rofl  

[Maddness91]

OH HELL NO! THAT;S EPIC xd I'M SO MAKEING THIS  

[Orkronos]

Oh my, well one more thing the British cant have, like straight teeth.  

[Variola Major]

And it was made by a Londoner xd  

[CapitalistPleb]

itd be better if the bat held a few grenades.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Chances are it's illegal in Cali as well.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

I'll stick with the periodic table.  

[Fresnel]

This is actually a brilliant idea. I can imagine some dude breaking into my house with a knife... this would TOTALLY give me an instant edge over him.