Here we go again

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A middle aged man wearing a rumpled brown suit and bow tie enters a small room with an old 3 legged desk shoved up against one wall. After sitting down with his coffee and brown paper sack lunch, he reaches past a mop bucket to close the door marked "Storage". Pulling out a old reel to reel tape deck and pressing play while turning on his microphone.

"This is I Witness News" says a hollow canned voice "With Less Nessman" Quickly hitting stop,"Good afternoon citizens, I am currently standing outside our fare city's new attraction." He turns on a second box on the desk bearing the label VOX 1000, a sound effect generator. "There seems to be hundreds people waiting their turn to enter through three turnstiles" sounds of an impatient crowd and cat calls are heard " I am going in" he announces after a dramatic pause."

Getting bumped and stomped on he finally make it to the turnstile."The horror, an unknown group of hooligans have defaced the entrance" Less says in astonishment "These villainous punks have left mounds of trash and discarded clothes while spray painting names on the turnstiles" Pausing to catch a breath."My fair citizens, does anyone know what 'Air Fluff, Blade Vase and Boot snake' mean?" he whines "Is it a code or dose it somehow involve the blue and purple light I can see in the distance?... More coverage to follow so stay tuned."

Leaning back and glancing at his watch, he brings his program to a close. Starting up the tape "This has been Less Nessman premier newscaster at MGC7 Gaia City"  

[Beau-sama]

Whats the meaning of this? lol
Im confuzed xD

 

[333mAYi333]

cant understand him too lol blaugh

 

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???
He is in a storeroom talking into a mic about being somewhere else....

Might be able to reclaim 1st post. Capt. might still have a copy, if so, I will try to restore.
Sorry! my days are very long, ya know




Sleepy truck driver out burning_eyes  

[Moonfall Melody]

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A middle aged man wearing a rumpled brown suit and bow tie enters a small room with an old 3 legged desk shoved up against one wall. After sitting down with his coffee and brown paper sack lunch, he reaches past a mop bucket to close the door marked "Storage". Pulling out a old reel to reel tape deck and pressing play while turning on his microphone.

"This is I Witness News" says a hollow canned voice "With Less Nessman" Quickly hitting stop,"Good afternoon citizens, I am currently standing outside our fare city's new attraction." He turns on a second box on the desk bearing the label VOX 1000, a sound effect generator. "There seems to be hundreds people waiting their turn to enter through three turnstiles" sounds of an impatient crowd and cat calls are heard " I am going in" he announces after a dramatic pause."

Getting bumped and stomped on he finally make it to the turnstile."The horror, an unknown group of hooligans have defaced the entrance" Less says in astonishment "These villainous punks have left mounds of trash and discarded clothes while spray painting names on the turnstiles" Pausing to catch a breath."My fair citizens, does anyone know what 'Air Fluff, Blade Vase and Boot snake' mean?" he whines "Is it a code or dose it somehow involve the blue and purple light I can see in the distance?... More coverage to follow so stay tuned."

Leaning back and glancing at his watch, he brings his program to a close. Starting up the tape "This has been Less Nessman premier newscaster at MGC7 Gaia City"

That sounds like the servers from zOMG!, that's my guess  

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The posts are finally in the right spot.
Even I can learn to do it right razz

New post will be in Our story, under construction  

[FF7-Yin]

blaugh I can't wait to hear the rest. I'm still wondering why the guy would fake a live new report....