I dunno...

[Samt03]

If I should be worried, apprehensive, or just meh whatever like I am now...  

[ArkRaptor]

What's worryin' ya?

 

[Samt03]

I split a tooth...

And mom thinks I'm pregnant.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I know this is wholly inappropriate, I have terrible timing and I'm a terrible person, but I just happen to be listening to Avenue Q's Schadenfreude while reading this.

Anyway, I'm sorry you're not having a good time. sad  

[Samt03]

I wonder where I put my Avenue Q soundtrack.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I'm listening to it on youtube  

[Samt03]

Stupid youtube...

In a totally unrelated note I had '******** you lady that's what stairs are for' stuck in my head the entire time I was outside planting my flowers.  

[ArkRaptor]

I had Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo stuck in my head all day once.

It was.....awkward, to say the least.

THAT'S A SONG YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SINGING TO
YOURSELF WHILE IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT FULL OF CHILDREN AND THEIR PARENTS.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Tell your tooth to stop doing splits, and I recall getting permission to corrupt your future children. Does this mean I'm coming down to VA in about a year?  

[Samt03]

I dunno, I took a pregnancy test today and it came back inconclusive... I failed a pregnancy test?  

[Lieutenant Turel]

How long have you felt "off"? It can take three weeks for your body to go through the changes before a preg. test reads it.  

[Samt03]

Two months. I've been getting car sick while at work, which I never do, sleeping more, and some foods taste off... I've also been getting a lot more migraines then normal, and headaches.

TMI below:
My period has been extremely light, short, and not at all what it should be. It starts, stops, then starts again, and is irregular.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

...Can I be the godvampire?  

[Chryssta]

You actually split the tooth? How the hell does one split a tooth? Were you chewing on gravel or something?

Wait, you mean I could be an aunt soon...? confused  

[Samt03]

I was eating a hot dog and my tooth hurt and I felt what I thought was bone like Monday, a few days later I woke up with more bone/tooth in my mouth, then a day later I found another piece when I was eating something else...

A wisdom tooth is finally coming in and having a slap fest with a molar and the molar is losing so its getting squished... (As best as I can explain it.)