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The super dog wasn't so super and revived himself so he got a zombie license and used it to kill zombies. Even if he had to wear a dead guy on his back. So he did the impossible to eat a zombie, one bite at the rotting ear. To kill mastermind inside doing his laundry and his mom's stalker with a strap-on. Which got stuck to his hand and freaked out till he fainted in a grave-yard outside the banana farm where bananas are born and skittles rain skittles that swim around in a pool of unicorns that eat bunnies whole, with sharp spoons that can crush and jump into a jar with duck wing.Then explodes into a frog with a baconaise jar that no one could ever lick or run into. So he ate charlie the unicorn with some salsa and rainbow sprinkles. He exploded into worn the god and sexually abused a transsexual monkey that masterbated every time he saw obama on tv talking to the frig in his a**s exploring the happy go lucky tv show and the awesome end!!


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In a bucket by some lava. A small creature danced around to summon a lava unicorn of death and life of the blind ninja bandit named Toff. Who could always eat tofu 24/7 while still jumping rope to the beat of elephants jumping. Even though there was a clown selling drugs to a little kid, who really waz just high on big end sharpies. That are rainbow colored with a unicorn sticker that came alive to kill the ghost-buster No. 1. To the death eaters' joyous laughter who had blinked due to the hot monkey sex, that rushed through even though it farted lika rhino. Who couldn't really speak english to speak english to get money for a green card. That could easily get him stopped before he could get arrested and eat an ice-cream in downtown park with a hobo under a tree that waz burning. Until firemen came and let it burn so that all the hoboes could die in a cardboard box full of candy and I spazzed after eating so much in the amazing ending of the chapter 2.