Oy! Why was this Gai-ku second and not first?

[King Awesomolocity]

"Sixty-five thousand,
Five hundred and thirty-five
Private messages!?!"

I thought that was the best one.

And some of the 17 there were pretty shitty.

But I gotta admit, I started cracking up at that.

 

[Sami Von Disco]

That one made me lol, also. My other two favorites were;

"Dear Reality,
You will hold no power here
Sincerely, Gaia"

"Gaia is my life
The RIG ate my lunch monies
But I have 6 mil!"  

[glengrin]

Sami Von Disco

That one made me lol, also. My other two favorites were;

"Dear Reality,
You will hold no power here
Sincerely, Gaia"

"Gaia is my life
The RIG ate my lunch monies
But I have 6 mil!"

I agree, those were better than the winners. They were very witty.  

[Sakura Latte]

I liked the one that went,

Quote:

A Gaian haiku
Small words instead of saying
Too long, didn't read.

Made me laugh.  

[Julienne Dreams]

"Sixty-five thousand,
Five hundred and thirty-five
Private messages!?!"

WIN.

Why wasn't it in 1st place? XD