Vampires Suck!

[Samt03]

All right, we all know our love of Twilight, so who's gonna go see this (or already did since it came out today)?  

[trash witch]

Though I do love a good Twilight parody, I hate Seltzer and Friedberg movies (Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.).

I'll wait for reviews to start coming in.

EDIT: Rotten Tomatoes has this movie at a whopping... 0%.

Wow. Currently 18 consecutive rotten reviews.

 

[lilwriter23]

I might see it just to see what they did.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I hate parody movies like this. None of them do well. I feel like the jokes were often written by 12 year olds.  

[Samt03]

PsykotiKPenguin

Though I do love a good Twilight parody, I hate Seltzer and Friedberg movies (Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.).

I'll wait for reviews to start coming in.

EDIT: Rotten Tomatoes has this movie at a whopping... 0%.

Wow. Currently 18 consecutive rotten reviews.

Oh lord if it's by them it's gonna suck (no pun intended) and it was such a good premise.

I remember in Epic Movie all of the good parts were shown in commercials...  

[trash witch]

I like when The Soup made fun of those movies with "Reference Movie".

"...Get it?"

I can't find a video of it online though, the Youtube channel that had it uploaded took it off. . w .

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

I can always count on The Soup and The Onion for good parody. Cracked is great too; they have funny stuff on twilight  

[trash witch]

Oh god, Cracked always clogs up my browser when I go there.

I'm a sucker for countdowns.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

My friend said it was pretty good actually.

But then again that's the opinion of one person.

XD I do actually wanna see it though. I'm not gonna lie Epic Movie wasn't that bad in my opinion, but it could have been better and funnier.

I just wanna see it because it makes fun of Twilight Period. xD  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

What's the point of watching vampires suck when twilight is hilariously overdone on its own; I would rather watch and laugh at Twilight than watch another horrible Seltzer and Friedberg movie. It stopped being funny after Scary movie 1... and I may have laughed a little at scary movie 2, but that's it!  

[X.xtHeMaRcHhArEx.X]

-slowly comes out of hiding- i saw it lol it was hilarious me and my friend were dying i just wish the ending wasn't so rushed i wanted to see more lololol gonna go take my lil bro to see it sat since he got mad at me for not takign him xDD;;

But yea i agree scary movie wasn't the same after the wayne's bros stopped directing them :/  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Main hates the 'knocked up' and 'superbad' type humor that are in most movies geared towards her age range. Also, she can't stand anything by Will Farrell (or Adam Sandler now). Perhaps that is why we prefer 'kiddie' movies- we know what to expect.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

My main loves Seth Rogan movies like knocked up and pineapple express, though she was very disappointed in mall cop. That one was so bad, she had to stop watching half way through.  

[trash witch]

Those movies always seem like they're trying too hard. :c

Friedberg and Seltzer movies, on the other hand, seem like they're not trying at all.

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Friedberg and Seltzer movies, the humour is just too forced and silly to the point where its stupid. If they want to see satire and parody done right, they need to go sit down and watch some monty python - that's the best kind of silliness.