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 Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:01 pm
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By Joel The Anime Master! Enjoy!
(The scene shows a dim lit room with 3 guys surrounding one guy. One of the three is hitting the surrounded individual.)
????: Go ahead and finish it. I don't care anymore.
Man 1: You should have never messed with me.
(A punch connects and the frame stops as blood comes out.)
Eddy: (That's me. The poor defensless chump. How did I get there, it started with these friends I made. My name is Eddy, and this is my story.)
Opening Song kicks in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZNqKgcmtic
(Scene changes to a school enviroment and kids surround a stand.)
Eddy: (This is where my big troubles started. I'm not going to my intro because it was simple and boring.)
(Eddy walks his way to the counter of the stand and stands in the back.)
????: Late again Ed.
Eddy: I'm sorry. The bus picked up the Kenas Ave. kids again.
????: Why do they bother coming to this school?
Eddy: (That is Timmy, but we all call him Tim. He is in charge of the group. He is interested in everything Otakus love. He has a huge knowledge and is only mad, when things aren't on time. Oh, and his glasses are for just reading, even though he wears them alot.)
Timmy: Bacon, how much we got?
Bacon: About $40. HEY YOU! GET IN THE BACK OF THE LINE! EVERYONE ORDER IT UP! $5 FOR A FAKE HALL PASS!
Eddy: (Bacon. Not a porky kind of guy. He is actually more of a british red head with a calm mood. When he sells for the team, he gets energetic. When he is reading his favorite mangas, he speaks as if he were Steven Hawkings without the voice machine. He is a loyal friend to Tim and we all respect his work. Bacon offers me marketing advice sometimes other than reading advice.)
(A blonde teen in a leather jacket walks up to Eddy and pats his back.)
????: WHATS UP MY FRIENDS!!!!
Eddy: That actually hurts Zack.
Zack: Yea, so what. Grow up why don't ya.
Eddy: (Zack is a perverted kind of guy. Just to say it quickly. He plays dating sims non stop and collects perverted looking anime figures. His room looks like a Hugh Hefner base for anime. He started a website to sell his own models he builds. And he makes some good side money. He always likes to wear big leather jackets and use his eye to peak on a girl when she isn't looking. His chance of being a guy with a slap mark on his face.)
(Zack walks to a girl and peeks on her. The girl then slaps Zack in the face and she walks away. Leaving Zack stunned.)
Eddy: (I say his chances are 100%. No man is ever gonna be like him.)
Timmy: Zack, we need you over here now.
(Zack walks to Timmy.)
Zack: Where is Joey at?
Timmy: Football practice ain't over yet.
Zack: Why does it feel like we do work and he just gets paid like an illegal NFL player.
Timmy: Maybe you should shut up.
(A girl in a pink shirt with a cat on it and a skirt walks up to the counter. Eddy blushes as he looks.)
Eddy: (That is Tabby. People have called her that on two reasons. One: That is her name. Two: She likes cats alot. I don't know much of her, but I love her. I just hope I can stop acting like a doofus and ask her out. How hard can it be.)
Tabby: Here is $5.
(Tabby gives Bacon $5.)
Bacon: Let me get ya one.
Tabby: Okay. HI EDDY!
Eddy: (This is my doofus moment.) He- He- Hello T- T- T- Tabby.
Tabby: -laughs- You look handsome today.
Eddy: (First time I heard that from her.) Th- Thanks.
Bacon: Here is your Hall Pass.
Tabby: Thank you Bacon.
(Tabby takes the pass and she walks away.)
Eddy: Aw man.
Zack: Listen to me Ed, I will help you with any love problems you got okay? I know you love her.
Eddy: What can you do? Teach me how to see up her skirt?
Zack: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. You can't learn the hard parts til you learn the basics.
Eddy: (As I figured. Clueless as ever.) Sure thing Zack.
Timmy: OH CRAP! BACON! GRAB THE MONEY AND LET'S GO!
Bacon:GOT IT! WE CLOSE NOW PEOPLE!
(Bacon and Tim ran with their money case to the football field.)
Eddy: What's going on?
Zack: IT'S THE TEACHER MAN! WE GOT BUSTED! RUN!
Eddy: HEY WAIT! I'M NEW AT THIS! CAN'T YOU HELP ME HERE!
(Eddy and Zack catch up with Timmy and Bacon. They run past the gates as they close. A jock was holding the open and close door button.)
Eddy: (Good ol reliable Joey. We call him Joe. He is a video game player and a small time anime fan. He is our muscle and can get good connections around some places. He is my best friend in the group and he helps me out of a jam.)
(All of the team is running towards the parking lot.)
Eddy: (So there ya have it for now. Tim: Otaku King, Bacon: Manga artist and reader, Zack: Dating sim player and pervert, and Joey: Video Game champ. I am just an otaku trying to fit in. And this is the Otaku Club.)
(The team got in the truck and Joey drove off.)
All: WOOOOOOOOOO!
Zack: ALRIGHT! GOOD JOB JOE!
Timmy: How much did we get from there Bacon?
Bacon: $120. They went fast.
Eddy: Is it usually that much?
Timmy: Buisness is fast. Be glad you get some. Next year, we earn more.
Joey: That money is enough to get us tickets to the convention right?
Timmy: Right Joe. It is. This is going to be a fun summer.
Eddy: Well I am glad to be a part of this you guys.
Timmy: Don't sweat it. We are just a group of friends who wanted you to join.
Eddy: Thanks. So, where do we go now?
Zack: My house.
Joey: No.
Zack: Aw come on.
Joey: Why do we need a pervert's house for company?
Zack: SHUT UP! IT'S ALL NORMAL! MY MOTHER SAID SO! LIKE YOU ARE SO DIFFERENT!
Eddy: -laughs- (I have a feeling. That I was gonna enjoy this group for a while. The group's name? The Otaku Gang.)
(The truck takes a turn and the credits roll.)
Zack: (Wait, when do we find out how those guys punched you?)
Eddy: (How did you get into my narration sequence here.)
Zack: (I don't know. How did you end up being the main character.)
Eddy: (Wait til the next episode.)
Zack: (Okay.)
To be continued........
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:44 am
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