ƒℓγ мε τσ τђε мσσи,
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So, VoS, you can refer to me as Skittle, Skitt, Boss, or your Highness. Take your pick. I am the Vice Captain of this here ship. Disobey and I'll make walking the plank seem mundane.
I'm a selfish, self-indulgent, self-gratifying opportunist and completely unashamed of it. My sense of morals and values is more than just slightly skewed and my train of thought is usually composed of nothing but detours and tends to skip stops altogether. It most commonly indicates that my mouth or fingers aren't keeping up with my brain, or that I just don't care for it. I'm an equal opportunity a*****e with a penchant for instigating arguments and other mayhem. I can be a b***h, but always a fair b***h. I'm crude and often vulgar; I wash my sailor's mouth with sea water. I love innuendos, I'm sure you can already guess what kind. They're just so much fun to keep building on, I can't help myself.
Wow.. I sound like a horrible person, but I don't think I am. To redeem myself: I love to read. Ask me about books. And... and... No, that's it.
Remember: I'm always lurking in the background. Always.
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