[i]My[/i] ranting

[Silas Parrish]

Alright, guys...I've tried to remain silent, but I'm afraid I can't contain my anger any more. The start of all my problems goes a little something like this: First, my dad died like years ago, and it was just me an mom until I was like 10. Then, she throws me out with nothing but a bicycle! So I live on my own, traveling with this constantly-stoned, always horny, mulatto-looking guy, and this bitchy redheaded friend of his. My whole life after that point had every day punctuated with moments where I was either running for my life from wild animals, or running from this creepy guy and his sister. Seriously, these two have the weirdest brother-sister relationship you've ever seen, and that's only the least of their problems. My only friend in the whole world is this little yellowish rat I carry around with me....yeah, I just depressed myself a little.
Anyways, one of these days I'll be a Pokemon Master. Just watch.  

[Ty Gwynnia]

And somehow you have a computer now...Hm.