Daily Discussion Thread!

[Ants In Your Pants]

Hey guys, I made a daily discussion thread. biggrin
First poster gets to pick the first topic. 8D  

[zenoxy]

OOOO.

LET IT BE SOCKS SEX c: <3  

[kjd564]

Socks Sex??? o.O

Interesting.....INtresting

 

[zenoxy]

Oh yes.

Don't you know single pairs get lonely when their only partner(the other pair, usually the left) is stolen by trolls----they begin to check out the other(usually rights) and initiate curious feelings by intertwining their seams.


It's fascinating in action actually surprised
They procreate dust and bits of fluff.  

[Quvi]

I just don't know how to contribute to this thread after the above post. I just don't. gonk  

[zenoxy]

You could talk about their sister counter parts---the scrunchies----also fascinating in their natural habitat---but rarely prized since it is fiercely guarded.  

[Redilicious]

i dont think SockChan would approve of this.

 

[zenoxy]

Is she a real Sock? o _o

(I totally forgot about her user name)  

[Redilicious]

she...maybe she...
i dont know o.o maybe?

 

[Bassken Lake Monster]

I'm going to go ahead and move this to chatterboxia since the topics may be non art related 3nodding  

[Redilicious]

OKAY! LETS MOVE ON!

lemme see...hmm...

what about the genders of various kitchen supplies?

i think it goes along the line of:

microwave- dude
oven- dude
water dispenser- dude
spoons- betty
knives- dude
forks- dude
sporks- androgynous
refrigerator/freezer(since its usually two in one)- betty
toaster- betty

and i can explain all of these too.

 

[zenoxy]

The toasters TOTALLY a chick.

Burn the poptarts I put in mad
Microwave-Chick
Fork-Dude
Spoon------dddooooddddd herpderp
Spork-The perfect dude
Knife-(I don't know)



I think the fridge might be a boy.  

[Redilicious]

i just figured the toaster was a girl by logic...you know...the slot...

how is the microwave a girl?

spoon a dude? well then who do the silverware mate and make those little baby spoons you use to stir your tea!

i disagree with the fridge- i think its a girl. one second its room temperature, you flip a switch, and bam! its uber cold or uber hot! its bi-polar! bi-polar=chick.

plus the fridge is like the god of the kitchen, without the fridge there would basically be no good food. and so since women are considered the rulers of the kitchen, then fridge is woman. russian woman maybe, or very big monkey-hairy-strong women, but women indeen

 

[zenoxy]

Of course! My toaster is especially girly--- it used to print hello kitties on one side of the toast xp heart

Microwave has got the oven carapace----if you know what I mean ;0


Ccooommeee on. It's in the name. SPOON. Spooooniinngggg.
Spppoooon. They mate and nothing is produced. The stork just happens to swing by forges and pick up a few extra silvery babies.


Well boys can also be bi-polar :0
I've seen a lot of those. They can easily be decorate---hmmm.


Awwww. Women aren't chained to the kitchen---they just happen to be scientifically proven to be better at Kitchen related activities (women have better abilities in color picking, mixing, sense of smell and taste matching).

Also also, fridges get visited by women quite often---that's what throws me off.  

[Redilicious]

oh! my friend used to have one of those! we put bread in the toaster just to look at the face. we're such tards.

oh, ok then. microwave is a girl then, definatly.

well i thought of that, but i still kinda figured the spoon was female. but now that i think about it, we do use spoons everyday...stick them in our mouths...

yeah, i think all silverware are guys O.O


well yeah, but you put cute little magnets and stuff on your fridge. i dont think a guy would let you...would he?

i never said they were chained to the kitchen, but that they were more like the rulers of he kingdom of Kitchen. like, the godess of the kitchen.