Belitos's crazy Modmas

[Belitos]

While walking on Village Greens, Belitos finds a small creature hiding among the bushes. It looked like a rabbit, but its color was a bit off, none the less, it still was a pretty animal.
"Oh you cute little thing!!" she squelead while trying to grab it. "Come here, I just want to get a closer view ...YIKES!" she screamed while cradling her hand.
"It bit me!"  

[Belitos]

"That's it mister!" she screamed while pointing at the creature with her injuried finger.
"Not even PETA is gonna save you now!!"
Belitos charged against the little rodent, ready to strike it with her bag, when it jumped on top of her and started scratching viciously at her face.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 5

Attack: Epic Fail!

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Belitos]

While screaming madly with the grunny still attached to her face, she manages to stumble with a rock and ends up crashing to the floor. Luckly, the grunny worked like a pillow for her face and got part of the damage. With a little squeal, it scurried away and went hiding again into the bushes.
With a bemused expresion on her face, she murmured.
"This might be a little more hard than what I thought...."
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 1

Attack: Succes!

Remaining enemy HP: 39

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Belitos]

Deciding that a handbag isn't a very good weapon after all, Belitos took a stick from the ground and crept closer to the bush, hoping to hit the Grunny as soon she'd see it move. Suddenly, there was some movement on it and she struck! .....Hitting nothing at all.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 39

Rolled AC: 1
Rolled damage: 20

Attack: Failed!!!

Remaining enemy HP: 39

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Belitos]

Deciding that enough was enough, she took the bull by the horns... Well, it was more like "the grunny by the ears", but it still worked.
As soon she saw one of the grunny's ears appears over the bush, she grabbed it and send the animal flying away! After a few seconds, a loud THUD was heard.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 39

Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 4

Attack: Sucess!

Remaining enemy HP: 35

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Belitos]

Belitos run after the fallen grunny trying to hitting it on the head but failed when the grunny stood on its backlegs and jumped away
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 35

Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 8

Attack: Failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 35

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Belitos]

Running after it, she tried to grab it but it scurried away much faster than she could run, and hide itself in a burrow.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 35

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 13

Attack: Failed crying

Remaining enemy HP: 35

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Belitos]

Belitos sat on the floor staring at the hole the grunny just jumped in.
Sighing, she said. "Look, you don't like me, and I pretty much hate you right now. So, let deal this with a ''mano a mano', a 'grunny against human'! No tricks, just you and me, what do you say?"
The grunny thought about it. Its winning odds (considerating the previous fights) were perfect, the human really didn't know how to fight, so, making up its mind,stepped outside the burrow. Only to be left unconcious by a flying rock.
"Sucker!!"
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 35

Rolled AC: 19
Rolled damage: 16

Attack: Sucess!! crying heart

Remaining enemy HP: 19

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Belitos]

Making a little dance to celebrate grunnies gullibles everywhere, Belitos came closer to the fallen grunny to show it how much she apreciated being viciously scratched on the face....... only to be savaged bitten on the ankle !
"You little " scream
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 19

Rolled AC: 5
Rolled damage: 3

Attack: Failed! gonk

Remaining enemy HP: 19

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Belitos]

Screaming and shaking her leg around like a possessed woman, Belitos managed to kick a tree and also hit the evil grunny with it!
The grunny leaves a grunny-shaped hole on it.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 19

Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 13

Attack: Sucess! (Take that grunny!)

Remaining enemy HP: 6

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Belitos]

Running around each other like the famous monkey and weasel from the song, Belitos stumbles with the grunny and knocks herself out when hitting the floor. The grunny stares. eek
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 6

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 2

Attack: Fail! (Again!)

Remaining enemy HP: 6

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Belitos]

To edit later after I get from work.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 6

Rolled AC:
Rolled damage:

Attack: Fail!

Remaining enemy HP:

Remaining daily attacks: 1

Edit: I forgot to roll!! rolleyes gonk  

[Belitos]

"Noooooo. Mr Vampire!! Don't suck my blood!! You are too sparkly for me!" Belitos mumbled while the grunny chewed happily at her.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 6

Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 14

Attack: Fail! (Again!)

Remaining enemy HP: 6

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Belitos]

"What the.... HEY!!! That's my hair you are chewing you evil rodent!!!"
Shaking the grunny out of her hair, she got up, and cursed grunnies and glittering vampires in equal parts.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 6

Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 20

Attack: Fail! (Again!)

Remaining enemy HP: 6

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Belitos]

Still dazed by the head bump only minutes ago, Belitos proceeded to fight in what could only be described as "drunk style". She mumbled, tripped, falled, punched the air, and cursed like a well seasoned drunkard. And all of that without managing to get a single hit.
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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 6

Rolled AC: 1
Rolled damage: 20

Attack: FAIL

Remaining enemy HP: 6

Remaining daily attacks: 1