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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:01 pm
Here is Alastor Lakiska Lines, defender of Modmas!
A.L.L.:"Uhm, I never said I would defend other peoples Modmas... You guys told me, that some vicious Grunnies were plotting to steal the christmas presents I collected for my girlfriend and my little sister."
Announcer:"Don't you feel bad for others?!"
A.L.L.:"Actually....no! All I want is that my girlfriend gives me the same present as last year and use me as her boy toy...
Wha!? Alastor pull yourself together! No dirty day dreaming!"
Announcer:"Then how about this? We tell your girlfriend about your heroism and give you some nice extra gifts for her. Like a full set of Angelic Lace."
A.L.L.:"Angelic Lace...*blushes, looks day dreamy and drools a bit* Fear me grunnies! Here comes the Grooms Day Bringer!"
Announcer:"Grooms Day Bringer? Now You want to be a groom and not a hero anymore!?"
A.L.L.:"Well to be her groom would be nice too. But this was more a failed word combination of "Grunny" and "Doom"..."
And so our hero rushed into his battle, driven by passion, love and dirty day dreams!
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Alastor Lakiska Lines rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:14 pm
Soon our hero sees his abdominal enemies....Grunnies!
It is no sight for children, when they hop around with evil and malicious moves.
We just receive report, that our hero readies his weapons to rush into battle!
His eyes burn with a fire only seen today in the eyes of true heroes and.... perverts.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:19 pm
Nooo! A grunny with the stockings of a Black Heavenly Unmentionables-set in his mouth jumped across his way,so that his 1st attack missed!
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 5
Attack unsuccessful.
Remaining enemy HP: 40
Remaining daily attacks: 1
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Alastor Lakiska Lines rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 16
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:22 pm
But our hero gets back to his heroic mission, after...well...he catched the grunny and took the stockings into his possesion.
Let us see, if his next attack is more successful!
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:35 pm
Our hero acts strange!? We just received report, that he spotted another grunny with something in his mouth! It is ...a piture of his girlfriend in some naughty pose...really!? I have to see this!!!
A.L.L.:"No, you wont look at this! Why had the grunnies to attack the photostudio, I went to with my girlfriend!? Come to me 'Hells Envoy'!"
Amazing! A giant black wolf appeared and devoured nearly the half of the grunnies before he disappeared again. But...this seems more like a demons attack than the one of a hero.
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 12
Rolled damage: 16
Attack successful.
Remaining enemy HP: 24
Remaining daily attacks: 0
We just received 2 reports!
1st....our hero cuddles among the grunnies with the photo he rescued!
2nd....We got a good shot of the photo! Here is the photo, that inspired our hero to destroy nearly half of the grunny army! *Reporter/ Announcer wants to push a button to put it on the screen*
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:42 pm
A.L.L.:"No you wont! 'Ends Edge'!"
*All screens of the TVs worldwide, who followed the report (since they announced, that they would show a naughty picture) turn black and shortly afterwards an announcement appears on the screen*
Announcement on the screens of all TVs worldwide:"Due to...technical issues, we have to stop todays broadcast. This report will be continued tomorrow.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:54 pm
His girlfriend:"If you don't kill them, I will whip the s**t out of you!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:56 pm
A.L.L.:"Maybe I should loose on purpose then..."
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Alastor Lakiska Lines rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 7
Total: 25 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:18 am
Announcer:"And we are back to action! Due to some events, I can't remember correctly and about which our hero wont talk about, because they seemed to be very terrifying.
A.L.L.:"Yes,... this is...correct..."
Announcer:"So...How is todays strategy for your battle?"
A.L.L.:"I will try to decrease the grunny troops today too and make my girlfriend proud of me."
Announcer:"Very plain plan...well the best plans are mostly simple."
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:21 am
Our hero just jumped in a big group of grunnies and exterminated all of them with a shockwave.
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 7
Attack successful.
Remaining enemy HP: 17
Remaining daily attacks: 1
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Alastor Lakiska Lines rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 14
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:25 am
This was a very promising start!
Our hero seems to be in top form today.
We just received pictures, that he prepares himself for a big attack.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:33 am
No!
Something went terribly wrong and the power our hero charged in his hands exploded, before he could throw it on the enemy.
He was caught in the explosion and ended up crashing in the nearby mountains.
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 14
Attack unsuccessful.
Remaining enemy HP: 17
Remaining daily attacks: 0
We already dispatched some helpers to search for him.
This will surely take until tomorrow, so we stop this report until then.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:36 am
A.L.L.:"My dirty daydreams are surely a problems during battle, well I take a nap until they find me"
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Alastor Lakiska Lines rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:02 pm
Late in the night our helpers found the hero!
He seems to be uninjured and jumped right away in the battle again, to make up for his mistake.
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