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Rhi Who


PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:20 pm
misspellings included!

The readers of this fine story may comment on it in my profile.  
Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 7, 18 Total: 25 (2-40)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:26 pm
wahmbulance

The Grunnie jumps! beating it fearcly with my Polar Bear Paraplush i do no dammage at all as it runns off.

"Bite me! Stupid Grunnie im going to go get my ninja sword."

goes off to kill some thing in Zomg.  


Rhi Who


xoThe_Fallen_Angelxo rolled 10 4-sided dice: 3, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 3 Total: 29 (10-40)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:29 pm
sweet  
Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 15, 11 Total: 26 (2-40)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:08 am
the Grunny turns around and desides to take the words "Bite me" litteraly.
in panick I swing my Detective Kit ( purse ) and clock the Grunny in the head.
for a second you see a small red 29 above the Grunny. it takes off running.

"I am definatly getting my ninja sword now! stupid Grunny. how am i going to find this thread tomorrow? It will be chalk full of threds."

goes to wardrobe to look for some thing more effective than a plush to beat Grunnys with.

"I hope this is not going to be one of thouse cheep disaster zombie plots."  


Rhi Who


Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 12, 16 Total: 28 (2-40)


Rhi Who


PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:55 am
It was just one of those days, dark bleak, nothing really goes right nothing really goes wrong.
I was shopping for grocerys, my life is exiting isnt it and WHAM! a Grunny jumps out at me from the radishes.

but I have my nifty zomg ninja sword Wack the Grunny get's smacked on the side a little red 24 shows up over the now really angry looking Grunny.  
Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 4, 20 Total: 24 (2-40)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:06 am
the Grunny takes a flying leap at me and I try t fend it off with the ever so cool ninja sword.
But like I said It was one of thouse days and I land a perfect hit on one of the raddishes scoring a impressive 20 points of damage and reducing the radish to pulp.

the Grunny gets away scott free, turning back to make a rude sound witch is a bad word in Grunny no doubt.

Im giong to have night mares again I just know it. and to make me look even cooler than I already do, the sheaf is still on the sword.

Hey the grocery clerk says you shoe is untied, and what you smashing up my radishes for?

Grunny was hiding in them I say.

Rubbish no Grunnies in my radishes! OUT! you.
and tie your shoes.  


Rhi Who




Rhi Who


PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:22 am
yes, I know forgot to roll the dice.  
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:25 am
heart  


Rhi Who


Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 8, 9 Total: 17 (2-40)


Rhi Who


PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:27 am
walking down the street and listening to Carl Sagan talk about Billions and Billions of stars.
Cosmos is really cool.
Im going to cook soup today. Vegtable soup.
I normaly cook a large pot so if you wish to have some there will be plenty.

and then the Grunny ran up from behind some one shouted "look out."
the shout startled me and I jumped up in the air, spinning about, and kicking at the green blur that passed under my feet.
the Grunny turned faced me and hissed like a angry cat that just took a bath.  
Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 12, 12 Total: 24 (2-40)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:42 am
and now i am a bit put out this Grunny was just not going away.
I looked at it.
It looked at me.
Carefully I took the ninja sword out of my grocery bag.
and waited.
it took another run and jumped.
I took a swing in its general direction clipping it as it jumped over the blade.
the red 12 was to be seen for a second.

Tune in tomorrow true believers, for the next chapter of "The Tail of Modmas Soup."
where you will hear Rhi say "oh dear." or possibly "Bite me!"

and the Grunny say "HISSSSSSSS!)*
For the benefit of our gentle readers ears we will not translate what the Grunny said, but rest assured it was a bad word.  


Rhi Who


Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 1, 18 Total: 19 (2-40)


Rhi Who


PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:55 am
Tripping over my untied shoe lace I land flat on the pavement grocerys spilling out of the bag and the ninja sword clattering into the gutter.

xp

The Grunny suprised by the bits of vegatables scattering all over takes a big bite into my shoe. as I violently shake my less shouting " GET OFF! GETOFFGETOFFF!"

The man who had shouted look out comes running up.
he to is shouting " DON'T HURT IT! "  
Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 6, 8 Total: 14 (2-40)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:04 am
( This is just silly, I whant new dice.)

Kicking at the Grunny that is clinging to my shoe with my other foot I manage to bang my knee on the pavemet, miss the Grunny, and shout
"OW! OWOW!" As I get that most painfull banged elbow effect from my knee down.


"Oi" says the grocer as he comes out of the shop to see what the noise is about, "what you rolling about in your vegatables for making a fuss out hear for?"

Rhi: "Oh Dear."  


Rhi Who


Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 12, 15 Total: 27 (2-40)


Rhi Who


PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:24 am
I Still kicking about loose my shoe with chomping Grunny firmly attached.
The Grunny and shoe fly into the road roll about for a bit.
The Grunny flips up onto its little paws hisses at me and gets flattened by a oncoming truck.
from under the tire comes a little red -14

the man in the white Lab coat screams "NOOOOO! Mr. poopse! That was a valuable specimen, what have you done! "

The grocer looking at the sean says "Oi, you have lost your shoe there Miss."  
Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 3, 16 Total: 19 (2-40)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:44 am
Carefully I get up brush myself off and I hop out into the Road retrieving my rather scuffed shoe,

Sitting in the curb I put it back on looking sadly at the holes made by the Grunny.

I liked those shoes.

they cost five gold. what is the big deal?

nothing I just liked them.

Taking the now scratched and dented Ninja sword I put it back into the bag and hurriedly gather up my vegetables from the side walk, as the other pedestrians watch with disapproving looks.

"whats she got that bloody big knife for?"
a lady asks another lady standing on the side walk.
"Ive got no Idea."
she answers.

The grocer wipe's his hand in his apron looking at the Sean, shaking his head.

the man in the white coat grabs my free arm. "do you know what you have done?" he whispers into my ear.
my clever response is a funny sound like "whaa?"
I try to get out my arm out of his his grip but to no avail it is like a vice.
"come with me he says and pushes me off down the street and around the corner.
while my my brain comes up with the brilliant plan to utter the words
"whaaa?"

The grocer still wiping his hands on the apron says "kids now a days, really."
and goes back inside his shop.  


Rhi Who


Rhi Who rolled 2 20-sided dice: 17, 1 Total: 18 (2-40)


Rhi Who


PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:35 am
half pulling half pushing the man in the Lab coat bundles me down the ally into a unmarked waiting van. twisting my one arm painfully.

"Life, Eh? Can you make sense if it? I'd like to give you a little scientific Guidance..."
he pulls out a large loaded hypodermic needle.

"oh crap!" everything I learned in kidnap training comes flooding back and if there was one thing I knew it was that being bundled into a van by a man who walks about with a hypodermic needle was going to end badly for one of us.

in my free hand I still have my bag of groceries that I swing at his hand to knock the hypodermic away from me.
(hit-17)
once again the vegetables fly about, and the ninja sword clatters to the ground.

"Ive stuck myself." he says.
(dammage-1)
the needle pricked his arm.
"that was your medicine...now you WILL come to the lab! Very bad girl."

oh yes still stuck between a mad man and a van.  
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