The Madoxa: Slapper of Fury

[Madoxa]

Madoxa: Slapper of Fury.

She's a slapper, and believe me, she'll leave you with more slaps than a naughty 5th grader's rear end.

She's trained hard to learn the art of slapping. Watch her as she goes, defending the Mod...  

[Madoxa]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 7

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 33

Remaining daily attacks: 1


On the battlefield:
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"I shouldn't have had that last 'Cup of Punch' for 100g at the Buttercup Cafe, my bladder is gonna blow..." screams Madoxa.
"EFFIN' A!" -- "Aren't there suppose to be bathrooms out here? Sheesh, I guess I'll have to do my business behind these bushes."

*Squats*

*Wraaa* Out pops a green little grunny. *Wraaa*

"Oh my jeebus on a cake!" she screams, "why you little perv!"

*Slap* *A big number '7' pops out of the grunny's butt*

"Hey! You better get out of here if you know what's best for you. You don't mess with a woman doing her business, EVER!" Madoxa warned the grunny.

Without paying any heed to Madoxa's warning the grunny lunges forward...  

[Madoxa]

Attack 2 (HIT!)

Rolled AC: 15
Rolled damage: 19

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 14

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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"Oh heck no!" Madoxa exclaimed while pulling up her pants "you've gone and done it now." She rolls up her sleeves and winds up her arm...

*The grunny jumps with its jaws wide open, aiming directly at Madoxa's beautiful face*

Right in mid-air...Madoxa's hand shoots out like a pistol. *SLAAAP*... A sound so loud, it even made the bushes say "ouch"

2 numbers pops out the grunnies butt this time; a "1" , "9".

The grunny falls to the floor, stunned. Madoxa picks it up and throws it in the air...

 

[Madoxa]

Attack 1 (HIT!)

Rolled AC: 12
Rolled damage: 8

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 6

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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As the grunny falls back down, Madoxa throws an upward slap.

Across the grunny's face, the single slap sends the grunny a message of pain. The grunny responds by pooping out the number '8' as it is sent flying up towards the sky once again...

Madoxa twists her body, right arm in her hand, right leg slightly raised --- looking at her, you would have thought she was a baseball batter without a bat. She was winding for her 'Homerun backhand slap'
 

[Madoxa]

Attack 2 (HIT!)

Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 20

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 0

Remaining daily attacks: 0


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The poor grunny falls down, down, down, looking at this furious lady below it. It had a face that seem to speak for itself, perhaps it would have said something like "oh damn, I'm pretty much effed!" if it were to be voiced.

3 meters, it falls.

2 meters, it falls.

1 meter, it falls.

0.5 meters, it falls.

0.001 meters, it falls.

0

Madoxa's arm releases


*SLAAAAAAP* - the cracking noise echoes throughout the battlefield. If there were a Television commentator, he would have made a nerdy remark like "Ooooh, that's gotta hurt".


As she pulls back out of her backhand slap, the poor grunny is sent spiraling into the sky...up, up, up, further than any human could see.

*Ching* a sound goes (like the one from Pokemon, when Team Rocket is blasting off). Leaving nothing behind except for a '2', '0', and a whole bucket of pride, the grunny never came back down.

"Hmpfff, serves you right!" Madoxa laughs, "now where was I?"

*Squats*

 

[Madoxa]

Tier 2 - Labtechs

AC - 12
HP - 60

Attack 1 (Miss)

Rolled AC: 10
Rolled damage: 4

Remaining enemy HP: 60

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Madoxa]

Attack 2

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 5

Attack unsuccessful.

Remaining enemy HP: 60

Remaining daily attacks: 0


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Ownage.  

[Madoxa]

Attack 1

Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 19

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 41

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Madoxa]

Attack 2

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: --

Attack unsuccessful.

Remaining enemy HP: 41

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Madoxa]

Roar here I try again...  

[Madoxa]

Attack 1

Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 16

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 25

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Madoxa]

Attack 2

Rolled AC: 84
Rolled damage: --

Attack unsuccessful.

Remaining enemy HP: 25

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Madoxa]

Here I go again today. Efffff, I missed a day  

[Madoxa]

Attack 1

Rolled AC: 10
Rolled damage: --

Attack unsuccessful.

Remaining enemy HP: 25

Remaining daily attacks:1  

[Madoxa]

Attack 2

Rolled AC: 84
Rolled damage: --

Attack unsuccessful.

Remaining enemy HP: 25

Remaining daily attacks: 0