Laine's Pitiful Attempt

[ShadowedPorcelain]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 12
Rolled damage: 17

Attack successful as Laine charges into battle on a cow with a cellphone. BEAMS OF EVIL CELLPHONE LIGHT ON THE GRUNNIES, making their pupils dilate and momentarily blinding the grunny army. "CRINGE AT THE LIGHT I TELL YOU!!!! FEAR IT!"

Remaining enemy HP: 23

Remaining daily attacks: 1
 

[ShadowedPorcelain]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 11
Rolled damage: 1

Pitiful Attack successful! Laine charges in with plastic spork only to have one of the grunnies eat it. The grunny gets a mild case of diarrhea and makes a plastic puddle. EWWWW

Remaining enemy HP: 22

Remaining daily attacks: 0