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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:07 am
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Teh Lurfer stood, calm but ready, looking out over the army of Grunnies. "Alright," she began in her best "inspiring speech" voice. "There's a lot of them, and, well...not a lot of us. But we can do this! We're strong, powerful, determined! If we can withstand drunken come-ons from frat boys and weeks of all-nighters, we can withstand anything! Right, ladies?!"
"What are you talking about?" CharChar, her right hand girl, asked. "You seem to be confused. We--" she gestured to the group of girls standing behind her, "--aren't doing anything. You're the one who wanted to play this dumb game. We're going to go to the movies."
"Wait, what?!" Teh Lurfer panicked, pouting instinctively and clasping her hands together. "You can't leave me! I'll DIE without you guys!"
CharChar rolled her eyes, backing away. "That's a risk I'm willing to take. You're more than welcome to come with us."
"I can't! Can't you see?!" She swept her arm out in a grand gesture to the Grunny Army. "Only we can stop this! Only we..." She paused for dramatic effect, tears coming to her eyes. "...Can save Modmas."
CharChar and the rest of the group stared at her for a moment before muttering, "You've been drinking too much Mtn. Dew."
"That's probably true. But come on, you guys! Help me out!"
The group seemed to consider it for a few moments before CharChar replied, "Nope. We're leaving." And with that, the group turned around and left.
Teh Lurfer watched them go with a heavy heart. "Abandoned..." She whispered. "Captain Malcolm Reynolds would be ashamed." She turned to face the Grunny Army. "But I won't back down. You!" She pointed dramatically at the sea of green. "Are going down!"
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 17
Total: 31 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:12 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 18
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:37 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
13, 7
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:44 am
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Enemy: Grunnies AC: 10 HP: 40
Rolled AC: 13 Rolled damage: 7
Attack successful!
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 0 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The sad little Grunny, now cornered against some rocks, looked up at Teh Lurfer, silently begging for mercy.
Teh Lurfer snatched her hat back, glaring as she yanked it back on her head. "Lowlife mongrel," she growled.
She stared down at it, debating the next course of action. The thing was pretty pathetic. Killing it now seemed too cruel. "Maybe I can just put you in a cage or someth--"
Before she could finish, a large bird swooped out of nowhere and took the Grunny int its huge beak, flying off with it.
"Well, then..." Teh Lurfer shgrugged and turned around, heading back to her little polar bear and the main battle.
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
5, 14
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:09 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 8
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:11 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 3
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:49 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 5
Total: 15 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:05 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 4
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:17 pm
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 18
Total: 32 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:18 pm
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 8
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:28 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 6
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:30 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 13
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:46 am
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Bishielurfer rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 11
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:47 am
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