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[BigTits McGillicuddy]

This thread is dedicated to Horus in the Flesh herself.

I love you all.

-Horus draws her magical wand and begins chanting in Enoch attempting to summon the spirits of dead Pharaohs to come to her aid. a small ghost-like apparition appears over her left shoulder telling her to not underestimate the grunnies-

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Love always, Hoor-Paar-Kraat (Horus in the Flesh)
 

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 19
Rolled damage: 8

Attack successful. Horus bonks the grunnies on the head with her magical wand of power. The grunnies growl wildly and some of them flee for their lives.

Remaining enemy HP: 32

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 32

Rolled AC: 10
Rolled damage: 20

Attack successful. Horus casts Zombie Pharaoh Hoard on the grunnies. Pharaoh Zombies eat and consume several grunnies chewing them up and swallowing them. One of the Zombie Pharaohs mutters something that sounds remotely like "Merry Christmas" heart

Remaining enemy HP: 12

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

 

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 12

Rolled AC: 9
Rolled damage: 5

Attack unsuccessful. Horus casts Zombie Pharaoh Hoard on the grunnies. The spell fizzles and has no effect.

Remaining enemy HP: 12

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 12

Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 13

Attack unsuccessful. Horus throws her magic wand across the room in anger.

Remaining enemy HP: 12

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Grunnies (Defeated)
AC: 10
HP: 12

Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 13

Attack successful. Horus reaches into her pack pulling out a scroll of magic missile. She reads it slowly like a bureaucrat forcing the grunnies to cover their ears, but it is too late. The grunnies all explode in unison like so much gory, buttered popcorn. Final Fantasy Fanfare plays.

Remaining enemy HP: 0

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

(-that bulldog from UP or possibly William Murderface "I hate Labtechs"-)

AC: 12
HP: 60

Rolled AC: 15
Rolled damage: 12

Attack successful. Horus sits down with the Labtechs cracking a copy of "The Scientific Method and Ethics." The Labtechs nod in unison.

Remaining enemy HP: 48

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 48

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 4

Attack successful. Horus continues reading "The Scientific Method and Ethics." On the Labtechs raises his hand and asks a question politely.

Remaining enemy HP: 44

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 44

Rolled AC: 1
Rolled damage: 12

Attack unsuccessful. Horus continues reading "The Scientific Method and Ethics." One of the Labtechs shouts, "Objection!" Objection sustained.

Remaining enemy HP: 44

Remaining daily attacks: o  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 44

Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 13

Attack successful. Horus continues reading "The Scientific Method and Ethics." One of the Labtechs shouts, "Objection!" Horus bashes him over the head with the book because he did not raise his hand.

Remaining enemy HP: 31

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 31

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 1

Attack unsuccessful. Horus continues reading "The Scientific Method and Ethics." One of the Labtechs shouts, "Objection!" Horus sends him to the corner for a time out but he refuses to go.

Remaining enemy HP: 31

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 31

Rolled AC: 19
Rolled damage: 8

Attack successful. Horus continues reading "The Scientific Method and Ethics." One of the Labtechs shouts, "Objection!" Horus bops him on the head making an example out of him.

Remaining enemy HP: 23

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 23

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 18

Attack successful. Horus closes the book with a vein popping out of her forehead in an anime cliche and slaps the pooopy out of all of them Three Stooges-style.

Remaining enemy HP: 5

Remaining daily attacks: 0