Attack OF Gambino

[i am now happy]

The Grunny is charging......
Oh NOES!
It has attacked your partner!
I Am Now Happy pulls out her sword and screams a war cry.
The Grunny leaps into the air and is about to attack.....
You ready your self and take notice that the AC of the grunny is 10,
and it's Hp is 33.

ATTACK!  

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You slash and poke your way through to I Am Now Happy to find her
kickin' @!#. Her AC is 8 and her Attack is 11 .
Unfortunately, her attacks aren't critical so the grunny takes little damage.
Another Grunny runs at her but she is focused on this one Grunny.
Out of no where, the grunny she was attacking jumps onto her and bites her.
She gets extremely angry.  

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"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She screams. She slashes as hard as she can attacking everything in sight.
You back away in case this applies to you.
In her rage she forgets about the grunny she was focusing on and it attacks her again. With another scream of rage, she curses Johnny Gambino.
She slices at her attacker and her AC levels soar to 16. The grunny who's health is 33 sees her attack coming and panics. But to late. Her attack levels have flown to 8. She whoops a war cry and attacks with all her might.
The grunny sustains 8 damage and it runs away. "We shouldn't she that little bugger around for another day or two. It knows that with it's health at 25,
it is in danger."
She wipes her sword and patches her bite wounds. "Gambino is such a jerk.
No wonder someone tried to assassinate him in the past." She mumbles grumpily. You say, "Well at least this area is safe for holiday cheer and Modmas for the time being." I Am Now Happy shouts," I know! I'm not dumb. But Gambino is already sending out zombie Labtechs! And I'm still fighting Grunnies! We need to hurry!"  

[i am now happy]

The Next Day.......
"We are never going to find it, just give up! We've been attacking grunnies all morning."you say. I am now happy just smirks and points over to the left. In the frozen tundra it was obvious that there was a grunny. But this one had a large cut on it's side, the exact same as the one Happy had given to a grunny she was fighting earlier. "Thats the one." she said. "Why are we focusing on this one grunny?" I said. "IDK"
The grunny was lying face down in the snow and was obviously hurt.
We snuck up behind it and it didn't care.
"ATTACK!"She said. The grunny groggily hopped away a couple feet.
Happy's sword got stuck in the snow where the grunny had been moment's earlier. Wow. Failure. AC: 2. AT: 10. FAIL.  

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I chase after the grunny whom, as it seemed, was tired and had drunk top much grog. It's HP is 25 and soon to be lower. I run as fast as possible in the forsaken tundra, but still the grunny was faster. I screamed at the possibility of chasing a Green Bunny through a unforgiving frozen tundra.
The grunny stopped dead at the scream! It must have thought I was a snow shark and gotten scared!I sneak up on it and.....It hops away. "SERIOUSLY?!?!", My partner screams. "You where right there and you miss with your sword stuck in the snow AGAIN?"
"I QUIT!"
Crud. Goodbye partner.
I now chase after the grunny alone, knowing a couple miles behind me is my unfaithful partner fighting zombie labtechs.  

[i am now happy]

It is dark as I right this. The Geminiod meteor shower is filling the sky. The grunny is mesmerized by the stars. I am about to attack.
LATER.....
I snuck up on it....It didn't notice.
I attacked.  

[i am now happy]

GRAAHHHHHHH!