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 Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:59 pm
Fred, the elf who flew away.
Was Santa's favorite, they say.
He tried to help with the sleigh
The night Santa was running late.
He packed the sleigh, nice and full
of presents for the reindeer to pull.
Santa, who was much of a hurry,
Took off in such a fury.
Poor Fred was still packing.
And fell back with the shaking
(Santa must lose some weight
During take off, he caused a quake)
Fred hung on for his small life
The sleigh cutting him like a knife
His hand got too slick with blood
Which came from him like a flood.
Then he slipped, falling to his death
Poor guy, terrified of heights.
Yet that turned into his demise.
No one could tell the poor old man
The terrible, but true story
They told him Fred is very happy
And that he flew away to a new land.
Thus, from that horrible day on,
Fred became famous and known
As the flying elf, the one who flew away.
Like it, darn you allz! scream
I wrote it on Friday. It's... sad, I know.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:13 pm
Fred the Elf can't catch a break..
Ha.
smile
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:05 pm
Wow... That day was not a good day, anyway. Maybe he can be reincarnated as Rudolf's son?
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:20 pm
Poor fred D:
why is santa's sleigh so damn sharp D:
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Tai Takahashi Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:51 pm
It's grown into a scream
私は音楽には意味があるのはうんざりしている
Poor Fred.
D:
It's grown into a scream
外からは良いが、内側に見える物質のない
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:08 pm
Poor Fred, indeed...
I still liked the poem...however sad it may be.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:33 pm
Santa's sleigh is sharp on the bottom like the ice skater blades. So he can land on ice o.o; It's logical.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:07 pm
Satanic Kitten
Santa's sleigh is sharp on the bottom like the ice skater blades. So he can land on ice o.o; It's logical.
Kinda makes me think... If he's supposed to land on people's houses... Would that mean the sleigh would screw up the roof?
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:32 pm
The fat man needs to stop eating all the milk and cookies at every house.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:50 pm
StephODell The fat man needs to stop eating all the milk and cookies at every house.
That makes me wonder...
You would assume at least ONE house would try to spike his milk...
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:04 pm
crazy_mongoose StephODell The fat man needs to stop eating all the milk and cookies at every house.
That makes me wonder...
You would assume at least ONE house would try to spike his milk...YES! Duuuu it!
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:39 pm
crazy_mongoose Satanic Kitten
Santa's sleigh is sharp on the bottom like the ice skater blades. So he can land on ice o.o; It's logical.
Kinda makes me think... If he's supposed to land on people's houses... Would that mean the sleigh would screw up the roof?
Why do you think they make such a clamor? XD
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:50 pm
Satanic Kitten crazy_mongoose Satanic Kitten
Santa's sleigh is sharp on the bottom like the ice skater blades. So he can land on ice o.o; It's logical.
Kinda makes me think... If he's supposed to land on people's houses... Would that mean the sleigh would screw up the roof?
Why do you think they make such a clamor? XD
"Damnit Santa is back! G'damnit!! Call the roof repair guy in the morning!!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:02 pm
xD
That's EXACTLY what happens.
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:09 pm
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