Punchclock Hero

[ArchAeon]

First attack, Day 1 ---

A shadow stalks the dark garden out back, just beyond the Gambino Mansion. It grows closer, sneaking about the trees and brush, avoiding the sight of the guards.
A female dark elf peers out from hiding, an eye patch covering an eye and a cape hanging from her shoulder. Contemplating how to enter the premises, she scoffs to herself, "They had better pay me enough for this." But then again, this was to save the Modmas Christmas, and all that other greater good BS. However, going up against one of the most powerful figures of Gaia was quite, what was the word...
Stupid? Suicidal? Foolish? It has an 's' in it.
We'll go with stupid. The man had resources out the wazoo, and a bunch of misfit hired help probably wasn't going to get very far. Oh well, might be fun at the least.
With her trusty crowbar in hand, she slips towards the entrance. Pushing open the door, she is faced with a horror that made her gape. A terrible creature that she had faced a few years earlier, during a certain Halloween. A monster that only considered all other existence fit for devouring and mauling. This beast went by one name only...
The Grunny, a small, green rabbit.
"... Seriously, there's only one. You make it sound like it's a zombie hoard. Good job, Narrator."
Shut up and hit the darned thing already.
"Yeah, yeah..." She scowls as she raises her crowbar...

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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 15

Attack successful!

Remaining enemy HP: 25

Remaining daily attacks: 1
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The crowbar whacks the Grunny, sending it skidding across the floor. However, it is not nearly enough to take out the critter, so it stands back up and snarls.  

[ArchAeon]

As the Grunny charges again, teeth ready to sink into flesh, ArchAeon readies her weapon, "Batter up..!"

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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40-15=25

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 13

Attack failure...

Remaining enemy HP: 25

Remaining daily attacks: 0
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Sadly, Aeon does not swing in time, as the Grunny obtains a glint of intelligence and slides under it. Using it's teeth, it clings onto the crowbar and begins to gnaw on the metal.
"Well, that's unfortunate," Aeon unenthusiastically says, wobbling the weapon in an attempt to drop the Grunny.  

[ArchAeon]

"You're determined to make this difficult..." Aeon frowns as she swings her crowbar, attempting to get the furry green attachment off of it.

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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40-15=25-10=15

Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 10

Attack successful!

Remaining enemy HP: 15

Remaining daily attacks: 1
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With a spin or two, Aeon smashes the weapon into a nearby wall, Grunny attached, and a quite unpleasant 'squilch' sound can be heard by anyone unfortunate enough to be nearby. The bleeding creature slides down the wall like wet pasta flung by a chef to find out whether or not it had been cooked thoroughly.
"That was a horrible analogy, I will cringe for the next week should I see spaghetti thanks to you."
You're welcome. Moving along, it's still alive.
"Not for long."  

[ArchAeon]

Hoping to end this quickly, as the Grunny is now a green and red bloody mess on the floor clinging with it's fangs bared in anger, Aeon raises her crowbar one more time, "Skull bash time."

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Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40-15=25-10=15-17=-2 KO!

Rolled AC: 15
Rolled damage: 17

Attack successful!

Remaining enemy HP: 0

Remaining daily attacks: 0
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Bringing down the metal tool with as much force as she can, the rabbit's cranium is busted open, splattering a red blood and grey matter all over Gambino's smooth tile floor.
Ew.
"Yeah... I'm not cleaning that up. Buh-bye now," Aeon pulls a cloth from her pocket, wipes the gore from her crowbar, props it on her shoulder, and heads on to the next challenge.