DAMMIT, THESE LETTERS ARE NOT FOR ME! D<

[StephODell]

The Christmas Event has a MadLibs letter thingie. I got a bunch. xD I was all excited, thinking people were sending me Santa Finland letters. Nope.
Oh well~! Same old, same old! Post your favorite MadLib letters here~!

Here's my favorite:

Quote:

Dear StephODell,

Looks like winter's here--condoms have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my left ear. So I got out a jackhammer and swam them into a pile. Leader and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make swamp gas angels.

Yours silly,
Tai Takahashi

 

[KuroAkaNeko]

X3 oh my I must try this a little later  

[Satanic Kitten]

Tai and I have been jumping in condoms all day?!

I hope they weren't used ;.;

 

[Tai Takahashi]

It's grown into a scream
私は音楽には意味があるのはうんざりしている

We're up to our ears in them! o:

It's grown into a scream
外からは良いが、内側に見える物質のない

 

[Trent_Darksithe]

Quote:

Dear Trent_Darksithe,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a dinosaur for warmth drinking juice. I'm reading a book on the history of brochures -- really flat stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty wrinkled before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a sweater and snuggle up with a dog on your lap!

Yours happily,
dragonmonkey

 

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Quote:

Dear Rabid Bagel Cow Thing,

Today we decorated our holiday behemoth. I hung strings of sparkly tinker toys all over it, and topped it with a a bagel. It's cheesy! Plus it smells like a sweat sock, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to rubbing some cookies to give to Mongoosey. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some potatoes, pencils and crusty berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours slowly,
StephODell

I can't get over the cheesy bagel that smells like a sweat sock.. wafting holiday cheer. XD  

[StephODell]

xD

I can't either. And I was the one who wrote it. xDDDD  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

StephODell

xD

I can't either. And I was the one who wrote it. xDDDD

I guffawed.  

[StephODell]

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

xD

I can't either. And I was the one who wrote it. xDDDD

I guffawed.

Some of the other ones I wrote were pretty stupid too. Also, Gaia thinks "n****e" is a swear word, and bleeped it out of Tai's letter. xD I laughed.  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

StephODell

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

xD

I can't either. And I was the one who wrote it. xDDDD

I guffawed.

Some of the other ones I wrote were pretty stupid too. Also, Gaia thinks "n****e" is a swear word, and bleeped it out of Tai's letter. xD I laughed.

Mine were tame.. I'm sure I included 'bagel' in each one.. O.o;  

[StephODell]

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

xD

I can't either. And I was the one who wrote it. xDDDD

I guffawed.

Some of the other ones I wrote were pretty stupid too. Also, Gaia thinks "n****e" is a swear word, and bleeped it out of Tai's letter. xD I laughed.

Mine were tame.. I'm sure I included 'bagel' in each one.. O.o;

Now, see, mine weren't really all that bad. And I don't have a nifty catchphrase like you do. D;  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

StephODell

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

xD

I can't either. And I was the one who wrote it. xDDDD

I guffawed.

Some of the other ones I wrote were pretty stupid too. Also, Gaia thinks "n****e" is a swear word, and bleeped it out of Tai's letter. xD I laughed.

Mine were tame.. I'm sure I included 'bagel' in each one.. O.o;

Now, see, mine weren't really all that bad. And I don't have a nifty catchphrase like you do. D;

You show a lot of affection... and clinging.
That could be your thing. XD  

[StephODell]

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

StephODell

xD

I can't either. And I was the one who wrote it. xDDDD

I guffawed.

Some of the other ones I wrote were pretty stupid too. Also, Gaia thinks "n****e" is a swear word, and bleeped it out of Tai's letter. xD I laughed.

Mine were tame.. I'm sure I included 'bagel' in each one.. O.o;

Now, see, mine weren't really all that bad. And I don't have a nifty catchphrase like you do. D;

You show a lot of affection... and clinging.
That could be your thing. XD

Do I? I never saw it as "clingyness" so much as "spreading love".  

[KuroAkaNeko]

I suggested vodka be left out for santa XD  

[crazy_mongoose]

Tai's keep being censored.

She's naughty.