Vampire Vending

[Chryssta]

Okay, I'm totally stealing this idea from my boyfriend who stole it from someone else. He made a thread in another guild, so I figured maybe if I made it here, maybe it'd jump start the guild and make up for my absence?

Here's how it works:
This is the starting post. I'll *insert coin* and the next poster says what I get from the vampiric vending machine.

Example:
Me - *Inserts coin*
You - You receive a bite from a Turelim while you flee from a Rahabim.
*inserts coin*

So on and so on. You must remember to insert your own coin after you say what the previous post gets in order to keep the game alive.

Since this is Nosgoth, the idea is that it's vampire based, but given that we hardly keep everything strictly vampiric...

*inserts coin*

 

[Scrab Demon]

(Sounds kewl, I'll go for it!)

You receive the ribbon that kept Vorador's head on his shoulders during Blood Omen 2.

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You receive a piece of the Elder God, wrapped in tin foil with directions on how to cook and serve.

*inserts coin*

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

You receive Umah's panties... or maybe they're Kain's...

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive a lock of Faustus hair. It is well kept.

*inserts coin*  

[ArkRaptor]

You receive a pair of a Zephonim's leather pants.
Good luck getting them on without pencil thin thighs and calves.

*inserts coin*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive a bar stool from the Red Raven Tavern. It has beer stains on it and is chipped at parts

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive the entire Dumahim clan's dirty laundry and as thus must haveit all clean by Friday so that they have something wear during an awesome battle coming up

*inserts coin*  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

You receive the mug of ale Kain didn't get at the beginning of Blood Omen

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive Moebius's left shoe with the sock in it. He is now mad at you.

*inserts coin*  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

So that's how you want to play, brother?

You receive a slimy, frisky, groping Elder God tentacle

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive some sluagh gravy, Mmm. Don't ask where in the hell it came from, but it'll go great with some Elder God Sushi.

*inserts coin*

*from last prize* YAY! BOOZE!  

[Bluetabbycat]

You receive a reel of thread that the Melchiaim use to stitch themselves up with.

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

(AHHH TENTACLES)

You receive some of Janos's flight feathers. It's winter now so he has his winter ones in. The are soft and fuzzy,

*inserts coin*  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

You received some earmuffs. Nothing to do with LoK, but you're going to need them, Turel

*inserts coin*

Also, ITS CHRISTMAS --- eve!