Your mom jokes

[Podium]

Your mom smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped. xD

TELL ME!  

[neonchrome]

rofl  

[Podium]

LOL I typod  

[azndreams]

Oh don't even start with those jokes. blaugh  

[Kanokos Nightmares]

Your mommas so fat she has more chins then there is in the chineese phone book. 4laugh  

[emmmahy]

Yo mama teeth so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.  

[Maiden Vachina]

yo momma is so fat like a whale, i think i just saw flapjack inside her mouth  

[VSC_Hearts]

Your mama is so stupid, she
put a quarter in a parking meter
and waited for a gumball to come out.

mrgreen  

[deity of crystals]

Yo mamma so ugly she had to sneak up on the mirror

yo mamma so stupid Naruto doesn`t believe it.

Yo mamma so fat it took 3 buses and a train to get to her good side  

[Luke Report]

Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandma!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
Yo mama so po she can't even afford the last two letters
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway  

[SuchSweetSadism]

lmfao @

"Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandma! "


Whaaaaat?  

[Version Five]

Yo mama so fat she made Free Willy look like a gold fish.