Hello furries...Look at yourself, now back to me, now back to yourself, now back to me. Unfortunately you're not me but if you used a shrink ray you could be small like me...Look down, back up! where are you? you're in someone's lap being pet just like if you were me. Look in your hand? Back to me. I have it! It's the button to the shrink ray that will make you the size you love. Look again! The button is now catnip! Anything is possible if you become short like me! I'm on your head.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:35 pm
Once upon a time there was a man with no name. He had no hair and no eyebrows. He also had no ears, eyes, or even a mouth. He lacked arms and legs too. No heart beat in his chest, nor lungs or anything else, not even a torso. So I guess he wasn't a man at all, and we should not talk about such things.
(Stolen badly from memory from Russian absurdist literature.)