Azer is having a sh*tty week, cheer her up?

[Azer Fireangel]

mrgreen I can't go into all of it. Some involves underage relatives and the poor excuse of the school they attend.

Some is the not getting the job thing.. I can't get a job selling alcohol to drunks. Boo.

Some is the fact I haven't made a jewelry sale since December.

So please post random nonsense and cheer me up?  

[Azer Fireangel]

Heh. I post a whiny post, then check my email, and I had a sale before making the whiny thread. Awesomeness.  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Today, my best friend and I reached a new level to our friendship where we professed our odd love for pretzels.

I also came up with a new motto in regards to being fatties.

"If you can stuff it in, stuff it in."

& she, after inhaling this mocha drink, started babbling about snow, pretzels, and God.

Whereby she created her own motto, "One LOVE. One LIFE. One PRETZEL!"

Sort of a shout out to rappers making shout outs to God. XD  

[KuroAkaNeko]

Azer Fireangel

Heh. I post a whiny post, then check my email, and I had a sale before making the whiny thread. Awesomeness.

Things are looking up already!!
Hmm randomness... the gillet version of sherlock holmes has him as a cocaine addict and his helper billy is some southern kid. Or cockney.. RANDOM FACT O THE DAY TO YA MISS!  

[StephODell]

At first, I thought it was a lettuce.

But I was mistaken.

It was my DADDY.  

[dragonmonkey]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

One day we'll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car.  

[Azer Fireangel]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.  

[mihawk13]

When it's reeeaaally quiet, all around me people are working on thier tests, I get the urge to jump up and scream like a chick in a horror-flick... I wonder what would happen XD
--------------------------------------------------
JAIL
[Friend]*visits* Hope you get out soon
[Good Friend]*Visits* Here's a Laptop, Cell phone, and iPod...School sucks without you
[Best Friend]*Blows wall open* Get your a** in the van  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

mihawk13

[Best Friend]*Blows wall open* Get your a** in the van

I'm always telling my best friend for life that if she ever kills someone, it better be for a damn good reason and if so, don't touch it and just call me. XD

Got her back fo life. ONE LOVE. -cue hard core bad a** rap song in bg-  

[crazy_mongoose]

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

mihawk13

[Best Friend]*Blows wall open* Get your a** in the van

I'm always telling my best friend for life that if she ever kills someone, it better be for a damn good reason and if so, don't touch it and just call me. XD

Got her back fo life. ONE LOVE. -cue hard core bad a** rap song in bg-

I can just imagine...
"Hey Jenny! I'm here to help!" *dumps clorox all over murder scene*  

[KuroAkaNeko]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.  

[crazy_mongoose]

KuroAkaNeko

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

DM beat you to it.  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

crazy_mongoose

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

mihawk13

[Best Friend]*Blows wall open* Get your a** in the van

I'm always telling my best friend for life that if she ever kills someone, it better be for a damn good reason and if so, don't touch it and just call me. XD

Got her back fo life. ONE LOVE. -cue hard core bad a** rap song in bg-

I can just imagine...
"Hey Jenny! I'm here to help!" *dumps clorox all over murder scene*

She really would do something like that. ><

-sigh-

Today, she freaked out because a mosquito was nearby but not because it might bite her etc but because she didn't want the West Nile disease.. HAHAH..  

[Azer Fireangel]

I saw this, and it made me think of you guys and girls...: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/02/28/funny-pictures-kno-mai-name-is-fluffy/

ninja  

[KuroAkaNeko]

Wha! She ninja'd me out of that saying!! XD
And this is why she is mistress of the harem~

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!