Guess who got into the US Military!

[Private Sanders]

I've been accepted into the US Navy, but because of my high ASVAB score it'll be a little bit before they find me a suitable job. Once they do I get my contract and ship date. Until then I'm a soft-DEPed sailor with no job and nothing to do but wait. Still, I'm a sailor now, and it would take some massively irresponsible behaviour on my part to get that taken away.  

[Floyd]

Congratulations!

You've picked a fantastic branch of the military to enlist in. You'll have the world in front of you in ways few others will see it.

Enjoy the next years of your hitch!  

[uryu ishida]

Be prepared for gay jokes.

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.  

[Private Sanders]

uryu ishida

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

Navy cooks are trained at the second best school in the country, and airlifting in of provisions and modern preservation techniques means the food is actually pretty good at sea now.

Also, sailors now get very nice blue digital camouflage uniforms. That way when we fall overboard nobody will be able to see us biggrin .  

[Private Sanders]

Floyd

Congratulations!

You've picked a fantastic branch of the military to enlist in. You'll have the world in front of you in ways few others will see it.

Enjoy the next years of your hitch!

Thanks. I hope shore leave in foreign ports is as interesting as it sounds.  

[uryu ishida]

Private Sanders

Floyd

Congratulations!

You've picked a fantastic branch of the military to enlist in. You'll have the world in front of you in ways few others will see it.

Enjoy the next years of your hitch!

Thanks. I hope shore leave in foreign ports is as interesting as it sounds.

My boss at my civilian job is banned at most bars (or equivalents) in most countries due to shore leave.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

Congratulations. biggrin  

[Fresnel]

Private Sanders

uryu ishida

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

Navy cooks are trained at the second best school in the country, and airlifting in of provisions and modern preservation techniques means the food is actually pretty good at sea now.

Also, sailors now get very nice blue digital camouflage uniforms. That way when we fall overboard nobody will be able to see us biggrin .

Since when did the Navy start wearing cammies? Last I heard, everything was still poopie suits, same as it's been since ships were steel.

On the upside, I also hear poopie suits are the single most comfortable uniform in the entirety of the US armed forces.  

[Buki_Actual]

Fresnel

Private Sanders

uryu ishida

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

Navy cooks are trained at the second best school in the country, and airlifting in of provisions and modern preservation techniques means the food is actually pretty good at sea now.

Also, sailors now get very nice blue digital camouflage uniforms. That way when we fall overboard nobody will be able to see us biggrin .

Since when did the Navy start wearing cammies? Last I heard, everything was still poopie suits, same as it's been since ships were steel.

On the upside, I also hear poopie suits are the single most comfortable uniform in the entirety of the US armed forces.

They've been wearing the new NWU for a year or two now. Saw it for the first time last October at Miramar air show.  

[Private Sanders]

uryu ishida

Private Sanders

Floyd

Congratulations!

You've picked a fantastic branch of the military to enlist in. You'll have the world in front of you in ways few others will see it.

Enjoy the next years of your hitch!

Thanks. I hope shore leave in foreign ports is as interesting as it sounds.

My boss at my civilian job is banned at most bars (or equivalents) in most countries due to shore leave.

XD  

[Private Sanders]

Fresnel

Private Sanders

uryu ishida

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

Navy cooks are trained at the second best school in the country, and airlifting in of provisions and modern preservation techniques means the food is actually pretty good at sea now.

Also, sailors now get very nice blue digital camouflage uniforms. That way when we fall overboard nobody will be able to see us biggrin .

Since when did the Navy start wearing cammies? Last I heard, everything was still poopie suits, same as it's been since ships were steel.

On the upside, I also hear poopie suits are the single most comfortable uniform in the entirety of the US armed forces.

The Navy has had cammie duty uniforms for a year or two now. They even come with an eight pointed cap like the Marines wear.



Here it is.  

[Fresnel]

Private Sanders

Fresnel

Private Sanders

uryu ishida

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

Navy cooks are trained at the second best school in the country, and airlifting in of provisions and modern preservation techniques means the food is actually pretty good at sea now.

Also, sailors now get very nice blue digital camouflage uniforms. That way when we fall overboard nobody will be able to see us biggrin .

Since when did the Navy start wearing cammies? Last I heard, everything was still poopie suits, same as it's been since ships were steel.

On the upside, I also hear poopie suits are the single most comfortable uniform in the entirety of the US armed forces.

The Navy has had cammie duty uniforms for a year or two now. They even come with an eight pointed cap like the Marines wear.

Here it is.

Because you never know when an Iraqi insurgent is going to shoot at you in the middle of the ******** Pacific ocean. Jesus christ that's pointless, at least poopie suits were cheap. I can understand maybe going to a solid navy uniform, but CAMO?  

[Private Sanders]

Fresnel

Private Sanders

Fresnel

Private Sanders

uryu ishida

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

Navy cooks are trained at the second best school in the country, and airlifting in of provisions and modern preservation techniques means the food is actually pretty good at sea now.

Also, sailors now get very nice blue digital camouflage uniforms. That way when we fall overboard nobody will be able to see us biggrin .

Since when did the Navy start wearing cammies? Last I heard, everything was still poopie suits, same as it's been since ships were steel.

On the upside, I also hear poopie suits are the single most comfortable uniform in the entirety of the US armed forces.

The Navy has had cammie duty uniforms for a year or two now. They even come with an eight pointed cap like the Marines wear.

Here it is.

Because you never know when an Iraqi insurgent is going to shoot at you in the middle of the ******** Pacific ocean. Jesus christ that's pointless, at least poopie suits were cheap. I can understand maybe going to a solid navy uniform, but CAMO?

It's so that if you fall overboard nobody can see you ninja .  

[Whence it Flows]

Fresnel

Private Sanders

Fresnel

Private Sanders

uryu ishida

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

Navy cooks are trained at the second best school in the country, and airlifting in of provisions and modern preservation techniques means the food is actually pretty good at sea now.

Also, sailors now get very nice blue digital camouflage uniforms. That way when we fall overboard nobody will be able to see us biggrin .

Since when did the Navy start wearing cammies? Last I heard, everything was still poopie suits, same as it's been since ships were steel.

On the upside, I also hear poopie suits are the single most comfortable uniform in the entirety of the US armed forces.

The Navy has had cammie duty uniforms for a year or two now. They even come with an eight pointed cap like the Marines wear.

Here it is.

Because you never know when an Iraqi insurgent is going to shoot at you in the middle of the ******** Pacific ocean. Jesus christ that's pointless, at least poopie suits were cheap. I can understand maybe going to a solid navy uniform, but CAMO?

And they wear ACUs or MARPAT in country. Basically so they can feel like real soldiers.  

[Zion International]

uryu ishida

Be prepared for gay jokes.

Sometimes I think I picked the wrong branch after I see the cool s**t that the AF and Navy get, even the support personnel.

In the Navy, everyone wears a g-string.

In the Navy, Jarheads often wonder why they have to carpool with a bunch of grown a** men with sparkly makeup and poopie suits.

In the Navy, Participation in the play, the H.M.S. Penifore is mandatory.