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According to this, are you Goth?
Yes.
91%
 91%  [ 31 ]
No.
8%
 8%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 34


Jameta
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:11 pm
I found this in the Extended Discussion, and I love it so much, I thought I'd share with you.

Originally posted by Cathara:
Quote:
Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with this message, here it is in full.

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:



-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

Original Link: If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:00 pm
Quote:

-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.


These are the ones I find most interesting. They are either extremely funny or extremely sad. I didn't know homosexuals and bisexuals were goth... or that a goth's favorite food was "count chocula". Will anyone reading these fliers take this seriously? I hope not. eek

According to this, I am over 1/2 goth lol.  

Atma311
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wolfcrow

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:21 pm
pretty much the same with me. though im not really goth. pentagrams anyways, is not a satanic symbol unless its upside down. which with me it is not. some religions are really dumb. in my opinion at least.  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:50 pm
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) Hey, I don't drink blood, but if I get a cut I usually lick it clean, does taste good to me though x_X
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (how the hell can you be both?)
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.


OHMYGODIMSOGOTHICIDONTCRYOVERSPILTMILK
IMOURNIT
 

x__CrimsonRegret


x__CrimsonRegret

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:51 pm
I coulda sworn this was in ED, not GD?  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:57 pm
...Yeah, you're right, Crimson. sweatdrop I'll fix that now.

And you can't wear a pentagram as jewlery- a pentagram is 2-D.  

Jameta
Captain


Blood_dripping

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:00 pm
wow thats so sad im so gothic omg im so gothic i need to prey and burn in hell xd xd xd xd xd xd xd  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:05 pm
Jameta
...Yeah, you're right, Crimson. sweatdrop I'll fix that now.

And you can't wear a pentagram as jewlery- a pentagram is 2-D.


If you put a hole in the paper/material and put yarn through it

::crowd goes "oooh crushed!"::
 

x__CrimsonRegret


Jameta
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:21 pm
My "sins" and points:

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols.

a.) As I've already stated, you can't wear pentagrams as jewelry, as they are 2-D.
b.) Ankhs are signs of life/longetivity, originating in ancient Egypt- they didn't even know who Lucifer was.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
a.) My ears were pierced as a baby, my mom was with me (and paid for) my upper left ear to get pierced, and she doesn't mind if I get my naval pierced in the coming years.
b.) My mom, who is a devout and knowing Christian, has her naval pierced, and has (although faded) tattoo.
c.) Tattoos are not only used by "goths"- they are very symbolic, ranging in usage from ancient tribes to members of the military.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

a.) Britney Spear's lyrics have no meaning and are only out there for comemrcial gain.
b.) I dislike Marilyn Manson, and he should not be a reprsentative of all "anti-social" music.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

a.) Ahhh, but my friend Andy is so fun to talk to! He keeps the idiots away. whee
b.) Essentially, you want us to be discriminating and "stick to our own kind"... That's not very Jesus-like.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

a.) I, for one, am picky about the versions of sacred texts I read; I want to original, un-doctored versions, which are hard to find when everyone wants the King James crap... and if you like the King James version, disregard my opinon (although I have more call to say it as such because I'm a descendant of his).
b.) I don't do sports well; that doesn't mean I'm a freak.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

a.) Looks like attending relatives' funerals are out of the question. rolleyes
b.) Can't study the afterlife, either. rolleyes
c.) What if you're looking to protect yourself from things like vampries?
d.) So, a baby's birth isn't "magical"?
e.) Newflash- anyone can be a witch, be they Satanist, Christian, or Aetheist. It's an occupation, not a religion.
f.) Again, what if you're looking to fend yourself from Satan? And for that matter, if God is always by your side and will protect you from any harm, wouldn't be alright to get into the 'mind of the enemy'?

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

a.) As my area is generally overcast, so light hurts my eyes... hence, all of the Puget Sound should be gothic.
b.) What about saving electricity?

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
a.) I just don't like today's society.
b.) It gives me time to clear my head and do teenage things, like draw, write, and listen to music.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
a.) What if we want alone and quietness so we can meditate like nuns and priests? WILL YOU DENY US THAT?!
b.) What if you're sick or have a headache? Do you go through a goth phase?

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

There goes my Discovery and History Channel...

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
a.) So no Jesus video games?
b.) Oh no, I'm playing as a fictional character to save the world. rolleyes

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
A good percent of Gaia is gothic, then.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
The 80s were a Santanic revolution? That must mean my parents are still Satanists in disguise! surprised

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
a.) I don't think Scientology really counts as a religion... or at least, they wouldn't want it to be called one.
b.) Philosophy isn't a religion, it's a process of thinking.
c.) Paganism is a term to describe multiple religions.
d.) The last three promote peace. It's the idiots that don't understand the faith or manipulate it that you need to be afraid of.  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:24 pm
x__CrimsonRegret
Jameta
...Yeah, you're right, Crimson. sweatdrop I'll fix that now.

And you can't wear a pentagram as jewlery- a pentagram is 2-D.


If you put a hole in the paper/material and put yarn through it

::crowd goes "oooh crushed!"::
It says 'silver jewelry'.

Crowd: Ooo, what now?  

Jameta
Captain


x__CrimsonRegret

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:32 pm
Jameta
x__CrimsonRegret
Jameta
...Yeah, you're right, Crimson. sweatdrop I'll fix that now.

And you can't wear a pentagram as jewlery- a pentagram is 2-D.


If you put a hole in the paper/material and put yarn through it

::crowd goes "oooh crushed!"::
It says 'silver jewelry'.

Crowd: Ooo, what now?


Shh crazy lady.. go take your medication  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:34 pm
x__CrimsonRegret
Jameta
x__CrimsonRegret
Jameta
...Yeah, you're right, Crimson. sweatdrop I'll fix that now.

And you can't wear a pentagram as jewlery- a pentagram is 2-D.


If you put a hole in the paper/material and put yarn through it

::crowd goes "oooh crushed!"::
It says 'silver jewelry'.

Crowd: Ooo, what now?


Shh crazy lady.. go take your medication
Go read your Bible, you goth. wink  

Jameta
Captain


x__CrimsonRegret

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:59 pm
Jameta
x__CrimsonRegret
Jameta
x__CrimsonRegret
Jameta
...Yeah, you're right, Crimson. sweatdrop I'll fix that now.

And you can't wear a pentagram as jewlery- a pentagram is 2-D.


If you put a hole in the paper/material and put yarn through it

::crowd goes "oooh crushed!"::
It says 'silver jewelry'.

Crowd: Ooo, what now?


Shh crazy lady.. go take your medication
Go read your Bible, you goth. wink


OHMYGAWDIMGONNASUMMONTHEDEVILONYOU  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:02 pm
I must be gothic then... but I don't see myself having a career as a cathedral but hey whatever works. biggrin

also I'd like to point out you can't be homosexual and bisexual iether you're homosexual or you're bisexual...

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Well Duh! its not really comfortable to be talking, with someone listening in on your private coversations.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

Just because I and my friends have a black and/or satire humor doesn't mean we are weird, and its kinda funny talking old Danish...

-Complains of boredom.
What else will take up my time when I'm bored?

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

I have light sensetive eyes... whatever should I do?

-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
Turn on MTV...

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
I really don't see how a mental disorder has anything to do with being goth.

done now...


http://www.popheks.dk/diverse.asp
I don't know if you have seen this, but I just remembered. Its an article you should read if you have time or haven't seen before...  

Rakei


Jameta
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:22 pm
x__CrimsonRegret
OHMYGAWDIMGONNASUMMONTHEDEVILONYOU
*roflmao* xd Oh, that's rich! xd  
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