What if Elder God was your Father

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I thought this would be appropriate since Fathers Day is coming up, and this video is stupidly amusing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw2b4mjMLNU&feature=player_detailpage

To sum it up, its a game made by university students called Octodad. Its about an Octopus who is trying to be human and assume the role of Father and Husband without anyone catching onto him.

Somehow this reminds me of how Moebius never became suspicious of what Elder God truly was... *shudders violently at the thought of them having kids*

Anyway, enjoy, and be glad your dad isn't Elder God and your mom isn't Moebius  

[Samt03]

Reaver Of Souls Raziel

Anyway, enjoy, and be glad your dad isn't Elder God and your mom isn't Moebius

Like you?

*pictures Moebius in an apron dusting a house*  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I would never consider those two as parental figures. Even though I pretty much got grounded by EG that one time  

[ArkRaptor]

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I would be like "omg that's lame I want a dad made of ninja robots." wait what.

Also, I'm now wondering what Moebius thought the Elder God looked like.

Hmmmm....

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[Lieutenant Turel]

Well, my father is a tyrannical vampire lord who favors his eldest son *jealous*. That's way better than having EG as a dad. Raziel, do we even have a mum?  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

No, we don't have a mum.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

So is Kain asexual or does he prefer you? How were we born?  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Will someone explain to Turel how vampires are made, please. *needs his morning coffee before head can handle this level of stupidity*  

[Lord Dumah]

Dumah knows! Kain split soul and put into our bodies. Therefore, Kain's life gave Dumah and brothers life. Mamas give life out of their bodies into kids' bodies.

Kain is our Mama  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Er... thank you for that, Dumah...  

[ArkRaptor]

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Dumah, you are just too precious sometimes.

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[lilwriter23]

And now we know how little vampires are made...I guess...

I dunno, having the elder god for a father just sounds icky...

(especially if you're like my family and consider octopus a major food source...)  

[Rose Razielim]

Excuse my lapse of girlyness right now, but I just LOVE your outfit, Lily! It really sets off your eyes~  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Ok, it's official. Kain will now be referred to as our mum.  

[lilwriter23]

Rose Razielim

Excuse my lapse of girlyness right now, but I just LOVE your outfit, Lily! It really sets off your eyes~

Aww thank you ^^ I love yours too, especially that rose!