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Preliat Militis

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:15 pm


So, at the ER where Shifty now works, a few snags have been run into. Two nurses in particular have claimed that Shifty was going to let a Red Cross volunteer with absolutely no medical experience do an invasive procedure on a fellow soldier. Needless to say, they ran and told Shifty's platoon sergeant their side of the story before Shifty could explain that the volunteer was just going to watch.

Well, Shifty was threatened with losing rank and getting a cush job doing supplies and logistics and what have you. So, Shifty took it upon himself to write down all of these nurses short comings and bring them before their supervisor. Now, one nurse is in danger of not getting her contract with the US Army renewed and the other is close to losing her license and having to find a new career path at the age of 70 billion.

Shifty may have lost the first skirmish, but this war is almost won and Shifty hasn't started carpet bombing their careers in full yet. Word to the wise, don't ******** with a soldier, especially one who knows his job. Shifty has no sympathy for people like that and will happily ruin anyone who unjustly tries to hurt him or those close. :]


So, that's how my week has been. How is the Guildie Fluffenballs today?
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:41 pm


So you left them for me to kill?













Perfect. They will rue they day they messed with my Shifty. Biznatches

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:31 am


It was actually quite funny. I was pulled into the office and my supervisors apologized to my partner and I for not listening to our side of the story and realizing how ridiculous the accusations were.

And yes, my darling cyar'ika, they re yours to rend assunder. <3
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:53 am


Delicious victory! Like bacon on a thursday morning!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:16 am


Or bacon any second of the minute, any minute of the hour, every hour of the day, every day of the week, every week of the month, every month of the quarter, every quarter of the calendar and fiscal year, every year of the decade, every decade of the century, every century of the millienium, every millenium of the eon, every eon of the time space continuum? =D
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:19 am


Well said :3

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:04 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:43 pm


o_x_Shifty_x_o
It was actually quite funny. I was pulled into the office and my supervisors apologized to my partner and I for not listening to our side of the story and realizing how ridiculous the accusations were.

And yes, my darling cyar'ika, they re yours to rend assunder. <3
Never assume for you make an a** out of U and ME. I love spelling lessons given to me by my family.


My plans for them cannot be revealed...far too dangerous for the internetz.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 am


Just like there is no I in team but there is MEAT x3
PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:03 pm


And there is a ME.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:11 pm


dragonmonkey
o_x_Shifty_x_o
It was actually quite funny. I was pulled into the office and my supervisors apologized to my partner and I for not listening to our side of the story and realizing how ridiculous the accusations were.

And yes, my darling cyar'ika, they re yours to rend assunder. <3
Never assume for you make an a** out of U and ME. I love spelling lessons given to me by my family.


My plans for them cannot be revealed...far too dangerous for the internetz.
I knew someone was gonna catch it. lol That's kind of an Army joke. No matter how far you are in your career, your a** is always sore thanks to Uncle Sam. razz
PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:21 pm


o_x_Shifty_x_o
dragonmonkey
o_x_Shifty_x_o
It was actually quite funny. I was pulled into the office and my supervisors apologized to my partner and I for not listening to our side of the story and realizing how ridiculous the accusations were.

And yes, my darling cyar'ika, they re yours to rend assunder. <3
Never assume for you make an a** out of U and ME. I love spelling lessons given to me by my family.


My plans for them cannot be revealed...far too dangerous for the internetz.
I knew someone was gonna catch it. lol That's kind of an Army joke. No matter how far you are in your career, your a** is always sore thanks to Uncle Sam. razz
You know...that latter part could be taken out of content.



Speaking of wrongs, we don't have names for the twins. Which one do you want to name? The boy or the girl?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:31 am


Actually, the only way it could be taken out of context is if there was no non-consentual stuff implied.

And I'll let you pick. :]
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:18 pm


o_x_Shifty_x_o
Actually, the only way it could be taken out of context is if there was no non-consentual stuff implied.

And I'll let you pick. :]
The girl will be called Aria.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:06 pm


dragonmonkey
o_x_Shifty_x_o
Actually, the only way it could be taken out of context is if there was no non-consentual stuff implied.

And I'll let you pick. :]
The girl will be called Aria.
That's a pretty name. The boy shall be... Lemartes, Guardian if the Lost.
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